Some kids learn the hard way: Remember to get your license BEFORE you start a taxi service.

Apparently Air Gear just got a budget cut.

Having accidenly lost Tsuruya at Dead Man's Curve, Itsuki decided not to pick up the little old lady from Pasadena that Kyon suggested, on their way to Surf City.

In a recession, you need to be very wise with your money. With that said, if you are out with your friends, rent 2 bikes. If you have 3-6 people, this can work out very well, one person just has to stand up during the ride. Now, isn't that just a steal?

Obviously, gas prices are too high.

Away my trusty Steed!!!...Yuki get off the wheel...

kyon sort of hates his life right now.

Q: How do you turn two bikes into one tandem bike without welding or cutting?

A: Have Yuki sit on the wheels.

The fact that they are sharing bicycles shadows the fact that none of them are wearing helmets.

Kyon and Itsuki have to bike really hard to escape the stink of "Endless Eight".

Yeah.... i got nothing

Haruhi stands tall as she guides her minions in the ways of Al Gore.

Since she figured it wouldn't be safe to overload one bike with three people, Yuki decided to distribute half of her weight onto each bike. However, the plan could've been thought through more, as this prevented anyone from going anywhere.

Bike Week in Daytona: You're doing it wrong.

damn budget cuts

Haruhi:"As the cutest anime dominatrix I commend you to Pedal!!"

Kyon:"That would be nice If I could,But youd have to stop Standing on the Chian!

This looks profoundly unsafe at first glance, but upon further investigation, you will notice that Yuki is actually riding an invisible unicycle, meaning that what you are witnessing is only remarkably unsafe.

The Tour de France has really gone downhill recently.

And now, the SOS brigade go on to bring E.T. back home.

See? We're good enough for the Ringling Brothers, too!

Haruhi: Come on guys! Let's go find some Trident Layers!
Mikuru: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellooooooo
Itsuki, Yuki, and Kyon: No one has ever paid us in gum....

Bike pooling!

~S.G~

Guy concerned about safety: "Now kids, this definately is not safe. They're not wearing helmets, loading passengers onto a machine meant for one, and lastly, one of them looks like she is a bit dizzy, and could fall off at any moment."

Kids: "Who cares?"

A boy: "...One of them is waving."

It's up to the next generation to stop global warming. It only takes little things to do your part, just try things like turning appliances off at the wall, and instead of taking the car, use a bike when out looking for aliens. It's the little things that make the difference.