After all other attempts had failed, Usui turned to science to eggstract the yolkleus from the shell in an attempt to clone Humpty Dumpty. In the end, he failed due to the egg's DNA becoming scrambled. Because of his failure and the threat of being poached by surviving members of the Dumpty family, he left with egg on his face into a self-imposed exile.
Aaaand I think I have successfully beat the egg metaphor to death.
Takumi: This egg represents my struggle to become the greatest chef in the world, even though the whole world is trying to pull it down, it never gives in, and holds on in defia-
man off screen: Just make my eggs already, I'm hungry!
Depreggion: [dih-pregg-uhn] A condition that may cause the following: sadness, gloom, or dejection. This rare state of emotion is caused by the cracking of an egg. Usui currently is suffering from depreggion.
Last edited by 1dev13 at 9:04:58 PM CDT on June 27, 2010.
Silver Mech
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/02/10 | Reply
Let it burn. LET IT BURN!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/02/10 | Reply
A tear is shed,
for this is the least amount of High-Fructose Corn syrup that this dish will ever have.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 07/02/10 | Reply
The classic tale of 'Where do babies come from?', retold.
/oh god that was so messed up
Last edited by Solenm Serpent at 4:52:01 PM CDT on July 2, 2010.
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/30/10 | Reply
CRACKING THE HEAVENS REVEALING THE RISING SUN COOKING STRATEGY!!!!
(If Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann were a cooking anime.)
Automattic87
Otakuite | Posted 06/28/10 | Reply
After all other attempts had failed, Usui turned to science to eggstract the yolkleus from the shell in an attempt to clone Humpty Dumpty. In the end, he failed due to the egg's DNA becoming scrambled. Because of his failure and the threat of being poached by surviving members of the Dumpty family, he left with egg on his face into a self-imposed exile.
Aaaand I think I have successfully beat the egg metaphor to death.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/28/10 | Reply
Baby chick behind the camera: BOB?!!!
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/28/10 | Reply
Some people say this might be your brain on anime.
I scoff and say it's clearly my brain on yaoi, yuri... what have you.
Last edited by twilight luna at 10:09:43 AM CDT on June 28, 2010.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/28/10 | Reply
Takumi: This egg represents my struggle to become the greatest chef in the world, even though the whole world is trying to pull it down, it never gives in, and holds on in defia-
man off screen: Just make my eggs already, I'm hungry!
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/28/10 | Reply
@The Mask:
Awesome caption.
When I first saw this screencap, not reading the above text, my first thought was "Is that a jawbreaker in a condom?"
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Yes... yes egg did come before the chicken... AND THIS WAS THAT EGG!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
A scene from the low-budget experimental film "Mi Desayuno al Domingo" by Usui Takumi.
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Depreggion: [dih-pregg-uhn] A condition that may cause the following: sadness, gloom, or dejection. This rare state of emotion is caused by the cracking of an egg. Usui currently is suffering from depreggion.
Last edited by 1dev13 at 9:04:58 PM CDT on June 27, 2010.
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Everyone, please put your heads down for a moment of silence to honor the passing of this poor embryo. May he rest in a piece of toast.
Last edited by divisionten at 8:12:07 PM CDT on June 27, 2010.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Now that the eggs had been cracked successfully, Takumi was sure he had the souffle contest in the bag... until he spotted a vuvuzela in the audience.
(And, for a second caption, if I may...)
Takumi: Hey, guys; watch me 'l'eggo this egg-o'.
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 5:39:07 PM CDT on June 28, 2010.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Professor Usui's lectures on Human Sexuality were always a little bizarre....
kittens 3
The Stalker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
@TimeChaser:
Lolol. I like the reference. :3
ThousandMaster
Otakuite | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Apparently, in the anime world, even cooking has to look epic.
AnimeArchAngel
Tveiter Tot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Some chefs can only take so much of Ramsay's constant insults and screaming. This is a new kind of breakdown.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Don't open that egg! Don't look at it, Marion!
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Iron Chef-Anime style.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Usui: Alright... who replaced my source of Omega-3 with a Dragonball...?
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
@The Mask:
You are awesome for that =eue=
PheonixFox
Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
The dish would be eggstraordinary--and that's no yoke.
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Japan's shoujo remake of Rocky differs quite a bit from the source material.
Love thy Evangelion.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
This is your brain on anime. Any questions?
Bazinga!
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Too bad Takumi realized the egg was rotten after he cracked it.
Chel the Bell
Angel of the Lord (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Cooking Mama would be so proud.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Usui: Oh sweet, kind soul. Wondrous avian embryo. Let this be the best omelet ever made.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
And this is how you separate an egg.
Zack & Cody reference anyone?xDGood job, last week's winners!XD
~S.G~
The Mask
Detective Mask (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
After watching reruns of Death Note, Usui suddenly remarked, "I will take this chicken egg --- and break it!"
"Students, be ambitious!"
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/10 | Reply
Put. The egg. Back in the shell.