After Miranda and Lenalee had an arguement whether or not circadian rhythm was more psychological or biological, they didn't think Allen would take both sides so literally.
Allen Walker wanted to impress Miranda so he asked Lenalee Lee for some advice. Allen misunderstood what Lenalee said. Allen thought he said show her you clock.
Lotto and Lee always had their suspicions that Allen secretly loved a character from "Beauty and the Beast". They never could have guessed it was really Clocksworth.
Allen: What do you think? Those evil undead bastards won't know what-
Miranda&Lenalee: OMG!!! BIG BROTHER'S STARTING IN 5 MINUTES!!!
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I'm not a whizz when it comes to comments, but hopefully this one will at leaset rank at top ten. Still, if I don't do well this time there's always next week
The perfect way to scare your friends: make them read Poe's "The Red Death" and dress up as a clock for Halloween.
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Lol that's what I first thought of when seeing the huge clock, in Poe's tale the Red Death comes from a big scary clock in one room (for those who don't get the caption)
Wowwwww I seriously wasnt expecting to get first place, go me. Congrats to the other winners as well. Here's this weeks entry...
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When Allen’s “Cut Yourself Magic Kit”™ arrived, he noticed it was missing the magic box. Luckily, he found a replacement.
You know, I'm not that funny of a person. People tell me I'm too serious...Maybe I try too hard on these things...On another note...Why must you torture me so? I just got this song OUT of my head!
And so...to my caption!:
Allen:"...We're gonna rock around the clock tonight! We're gonna rock, rock, rock 'till broad daylight! We're gonna rock-gonna rock-a-round the clock tonight! When the clock strikes two, three and four..." Miranda and Lenalee...can't say anything because many emotions at once cause face seizures!
O.O When Lenallee sent Allen back to drop off the newest data on the Earl, she didn't expect him to take Miranda's clock.... or too become it. What was Allen and Komui thinking?
ok i told myself i wouldnt participate when my pic came in but no one can beat the actual dialouge.
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Allen: Check it out. A Human Clock!
*Ta da*
Lenalee: What are you doing Allen?
Miranda: MY CLOCK!!!!
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My caption
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Allen: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH IQUISITION
Lenalee & Miranda: *scream*
*TV announcer voice* Next time on Crazies and Their Families we'll feature Allen and his relatives Miranda and Lenalee as they try to master the magician's arts!
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
While Tinkerbell makes you fly, Tim Canpy (yellow thing on Allen's head) makes people turn into clocks!
Allen: Come on everyone! Just believe and you can be a clock too.
Unfortunately Tim Canpy's power wasn't as popular as flying to little children.
That Guy on Antiques Roadshow: Well, what you've got here is an authentic Allen Walker timepiece, I'd say dating back to the early 21st century; looks like it's in good condition . . . Hmm, well, in my experience this is becoming a big collector's item now; at auction I can safely say it'd bring around two to five thousand dollars.
Miranda and Lenalee: Are you serious?! (Weep tears of surprise.)
That Guy: Yes, congratulations.
Miranda: Allen, why are you dressed up as Big Ben?
Allen: Actually, that's a common misconception. You see, Big Ben is really the name of the bell inside the clock tower, not the clock itself. I'm actually dressed as the Palace of Westminster's clock tower.
Lenalee: You're dodging the question!
Allen: Well, I always end up rushing into meetings late, so I figured if I was a clock, I might actually run on time!
Sadly,Allen's idea of a clock being the new mascot of D.Gray never really caught on(and the fact that Lenalee and Miranda had phobias).
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Hah! xD Well,that was lame.But there goes my pitful attempt..
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 07/11/08 | Reply
@:
And trying is half the battle.
And now that you've practiced, you can try it on the new caption battle that isn't a month old and over and done with.
Good luck!
Keizu
Otakuite | Posted 06/10/08 | Reply
After Miranda and Lenalee had an arguement whether or not circadian rhythm was more psychological or biological, they didn't think Allen would take both sides so literally.
bunches
Otakuite | Posted 06/10/08 | Reply
Allen Walker wanted to impress Miranda so he asked Lenalee Lee for some advice. Allen misunderstood what Lenalee said. Allen thought he said show her you clock.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/10/08 | Reply
Ooh I think I've got a better one now...
'Be sure to ask your friends what they're gonna do with it if they borrow your stuff, or you might get an unpleasant surprise...'
~SG
Seto Grl
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/09/08 | Reply
This is a bad result of when you breed humans with clocks..
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/09/08 | Reply
Allen: Ding dong the witch is dead!
Miranda: ALLEN!! WHAT WITCH?
Lenalee:YOU MEAN AKUMA YOU DING DONG NOT WITCH!!! AND GET OUT OF THAT CLOCK!!!
Thats all I got.XP
duorocks17
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/09/08 | Reply
Lotto and Lee always had their suspicions that Allen secretly loved a character from "Beauty and the Beast". They never could have guessed it was really Clocksworth.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/08/08 | Reply
lotto:yes we need some....ALLEN GET OUT OF THAT CLOCK YOU DING DONG
lee:i think it suits him
allen: aww but i look sooooo pretty...
*later he complians about the cupcake he left in the clock
walker:-_-' my day is ruined
lee:at least your not realy a clock,if you started going ding dong randomly id kill you
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/08/08 | Reply
Alas, they do not know how to undo a transmutation that combines Allen and a clock.
shiroDragon
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/08/08 | Reply
Aren't holograms fun?
tokyokisshu
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/08/08 | Reply
It's that 'If I have my eyes closed, I can't see you, therefore you can't see me hiding in the clock' theory.
WinterChild
Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/08/08 | Reply
Those damn mice won't be going "Hickory Dickory Dock" on this clock
lol first thing that popped in my mind!
AngelBlood Alchem
Otakuite | Posted 06/07/08 | Reply
Allen: What do you think? Those evil undead bastards won't know what-
Miranda&Lenalee: OMG!!! BIG BROTHER'S STARTING IN 5 MINUTES!!!
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I'm not a whizz when it comes to comments, but hopefully this one will at leaset rank at top ten. Still, if I don't do well this time there's always next week
Aaryanna
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/07/08 | Reply
I’ve never seen this show before and I’ve never tried to caption stuff before either… Anyway my weird idea.
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Allen: Fear not my children; I will always be with you. Now, who wants to confess first?
Miranda: …
Lenalee: …
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And that ends my attempt to do a caption. >_>
~*Aaryanna*~
doomsama
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/07/08 | Reply
Holy crap! Look how dusty that clock is!
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/07/08 | Reply
Miranda: Dear god man cover your shame!!!
Allen: wait nothing is showing??
Lenalee: He means the costume!
Show No Fear Always Smile
princess ookumae
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/07/08 | Reply
When we said it was cosplay time we didn't mean to cosplay TIME @.@
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/06/08 | Reply
THE HORROR! IT'S THE NEWEST CHARACTER ON "DORA THE EXPLORER"!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!
sweetdevil
Embracing Insanity (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/08 | Reply
The perfect way to scare your friends: make them read Poe's "The Red Death" and dress up as a clock for Halloween.
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Lol that's what I first thought of when seeing the huge clock, in Poe's tale the Red Death comes from a big scary clock in one room (for those who don't get the caption)
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/06/08 | Reply
This is why you dont hang out with your drugie friends.
fangirl101
Otakuite | Posted 06/06/08 | Reply
Wowwwww I seriously wasnt expecting to get first place, go me. Congrats to the other winners as well.
Here's this weeks entry...
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When Allen’s “Cut Yourself Magic Kit”™ arrived, he noticed it was missing the magic box. Luckily, he found a replacement.
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/06/08 | Reply
This is why you never play hid and go seek with a magician...
Yes, I know that Allan isn't really a magician but I'm not very good at these!
T_T
Sparky3000
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/06/08 | Reply
Allen: With this I can keep track of time all the time!!
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
@Ace:
Bad puns FTW! I thought it was hillarious...XD
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
You know, I'm not that funny of a person. People tell me I'm too serious...Maybe I try too hard on these things...On another note...Why must you torture me so? I just got this song OUT of my head!
And so...to my caption!:
Allen:"...We're gonna rock around the clock tonight! We're gonna rock, rock, rock 'till broad daylight! We're gonna rock-gonna rock-a-round the clock tonight! When the clock strikes two, three and four..."
Miranda and Lenalee...can't say anything because many emotions at once cause face seizures!
SakuraKatana
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Unfortunately, Allen's attempt at becoming a surgical doctor were cut short after the defibrillator incident.
Although we can't say taking up magic acts was a better option...
a wit 2
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
O.O When Lenallee sent Allen back to drop off the newest data on the Earl, she didn't expect him to take Miranda's clock.... or too become it. What was Allen and Komui thinking?
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Allen:look i'm FATHER TIME
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Wow. Grade 8 woodwork is getting really advanced...
My thoughts create my world
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
If Lenalee and Miranda thought that this was weird, wait until they open up the door of their new 'grandfather clock'.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
ok i told myself i wouldnt participate when my pic came in but no one can beat the actual dialouge.
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Allen: Check it out. A Human Clock!
*Ta da*
Lenalee: What are you doing Allen?
Miranda: MY CLOCK!!!!
--------------------
My caption
--------------------
Allen: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH IQUISITION
Lenalee & Miranda: *scream*
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
It was at that time that Miranda and Lenalee realized that they had missed the first five minutes of American Idol.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Behold, the clock child! A result of Yaoi Press' partnership with Rolex!
kaiden
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
*TV announcer voice* Next time on Crazies and Their Families we'll feature Allen and his relatives Miranda and Lenalee as they try to master the magician's arts!
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
While Tinkerbell makes you fly, Tim Canpy (yellow thing on Allen's head) makes people turn into clocks!
Allen: Come on everyone! Just believe and you can be a clock too.
Unfortunately Tim Canpy's power wasn't as popular as flying to little children.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Marvels latest brainwave:
TRANSFORMERS: 1861 AD
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Lenalee and Miranda: Allen, stop cosplaying as HAL 9000 from 2001!
ZeelZy
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
what time is it
time to get a watch!
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Miranda and Lenalee would soon realize they were in the clutches of Dr. Seuss.
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
You thinking what I'm thinking. Lets push him down the stairs
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Allen: Now all we need is Mother Nature and Baby New Year. Any takers?
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
I don't know what's scarier... the fact that there is a clock person, or the expressions on Lenalee and Miranda's faces.
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heh not so great, but I will be a caption winner someday! I can feel it! *spidy-sense*
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Allen: I could dance and could ride a bike, I could spin and then rollerskate, if I only had my feet!
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
When cosplaying takes a turn for the worse, this is what happens.
kyokiri
Otakuite | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
I don't think this is what Miranda and Lenalee meant when they asked for a grandfather clock...
Art Munkee
Saskies (Otakuite++) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Lenalee: Nuuuu! Not you too grandpapa!!!
Miranda: Damn those grandfather-clock making bastards!
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
That Guy on Antiques Roadshow: Well, what you've got here is an authentic Allen Walker timepiece, I'd say dating back to the early 21st century; looks like it's in good condition . . . Hmm, well, in my experience this is becoming a big collector's item now; at auction I can safely say it'd bring around two to five thousand dollars.
Miranda and Lenalee: Are you serious?! (Weep tears of surprise.)
That Guy: Yes, congratulations.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Allen:
"ahhh"
Linalee and Miranda:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGH THAT WAS THE BATHROOM!?!"
Tempus321
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Looks like Allen flew out of the Cuckoo's nest and into the grandfather clock.
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Allen: YOu can't see me
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Miranda: Allen, why are you dressed up as Big Ben?
Allen: Actually, that's a common misconception. You see, Big Ben is really the name of the bell inside the clock tower, not the clock itself. I'm actually dressed as the Palace of Westminster's clock tower.
Lenalee: You're dodging the question!
Allen: Well, I always end up rushing into meetings late, so I figured if I was a clock, I might actually run on time!
What a terrible pun. What was I thinking?
KeybladeMewKasa
SHSL Lamebutt (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
If you can't beat the clock, become one.
Ayumigirl
Otakuite | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
This is what happens when someone forgets to actually hide when playing Hide and Seek.
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Lotto: Oh my god!
Lee: What the hell's that thing on his head!?
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
This is what happens when you let your crazy uncle out of the house for the day.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Introducing a clock for those people who want a hug every hour. Some assembly required, order now!
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Well, they are called “grandfather” clocks for a reason….
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Those screwed up scientists at the loony bin sure are having fun with crossbreeds....
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Ever wonder why there is no Disney-D.Gray Man crossover?
Kaerlyn
Tea pixie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Miranda and Lenalee show an understandable reaction to the new take on the cuckoo clock...
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Allen reveals his plans to give up being an exorcist and audition for Beauty and the Beast on Broadway.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
His costume for the Ball turned out to be an alternative imitation of one of the Seven Young Kids...
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I thought we'd see Calaya with the winners again^^ Nice job!
Calaya
Team | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
*watch me break my 3 week streak, which I am honered to have claim to*
The Doctor could only spend so much time around wooden boxes and pocket watches before evolution did the obvious for him.
Ookami.Miko
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/05/08 | Reply
Sadly,Allen's idea of a clock being the new mascot of D.Gray never really caught on(and the fact that Lenalee and Miranda had phobias).
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Hah! xD Well,that was lame.But there goes my pitful attempt..