Something's wrong with this picture. I can't quite put my finger on it...I'VE GOT IT! That color schema is way too bright! It can't be anime!
--or--
After the World Cup, you have to use the balls someway.
Erika: OH MY GOD ITSUKI!!!!!
Itsuki: What?
Tsubomi: W-W-What the heck is that?
Itsuki: What is what?
Erika: Oh my god Itsuki's going to be a mom!!!
Tsubomi: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, ITSUKI IS A GUY!!!!!
Erika: THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!?!?!
Itsuki: Oh that... no I was just trying to sneek a watermelon out to Momoka-chan.
Tsubomi and Erika: Wha?!?!
Itsuki: Seriously, I'm not pregnant!
Paging Dr. Tinycat, Dr. Tinycat please. You are needed in the field of flowers to give an EEKAYGEE (whatever that is) to two dumfounded girls. Also, take an ultra sound with you. There's pregnant man, again, with the two dumfounded girls. Also, Dr. Tinycat, your mistress tried to get in touch with you.
Last edited by Silver Mech at 10:39:19 PM CDT on July 26, 2010.
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Itsuki: Yeah, that's totally a baby and not all the snack cakes from the kitchen! Nope, no snack cakes here! Now please excuse me, my water is breaking.
Itsuki? Well, the first Itsuki to come to my mind would be Itsuki Koizumi. He would do this. To keep Haruhi entertained.
Itsuki: "Good afternoon, sorry I'm late." The SOS Brigade's eyes widen-even Yuki's!
Haruhi: "Alright! It looks like we have a mystery on our hands-who's the father?"
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/31/10 | Reply
If you played the game then you'd know that this is one of the happier endings to School Days.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 10:13:28 PM CDT on July 31, 2010.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/30/10 | Reply
Something's wrong with this picture. I can't quite put my finger on it...I'VE GOT IT! That color schema is way too bright! It can't be anime!
--or--
After the World Cup, you have to use the balls someway.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/30/10 | Reply
When Did They Start Filming Jerry Springer Outside?
Angel Zakuro
bird nerd. (Otaku Angel) | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
I guess they didn't see that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregnant. It's possible!
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
@kyouyarenge:
not a problem <3
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
"Don't look at me like that Tsubomi. You're the father."
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
@Aethelwynne:
Ah! Thakies so much! I knew it looked wrong! :3
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
@kyouyarenge:
since they want correct spelling im pretty sure: its surrogate <3
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
Oh, the perils of losing an eating contest against Goku and Luffy...
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
Don't gay guys normally have surrogate mother carry their baby?
Last edited by kyouyarenge at 10:04:41 PM CDT on July 29, 2010.
Nanao Ise
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
Erika: OH MY GOD ITSUKI!!!!!
Itsuki: What?
Tsubomi: W-W-What the heck is that?
Itsuki: What is what?
Erika: Oh my god Itsuki's going to be a mom!!!
Tsubomi: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, ITSUKI IS A GUY!!!!!
Erika: THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!?!?!
Itsuki: Oh that... no I was just trying to sneek a watermelon out to Momoka-chan.
Tsubomi and Erika: Wha?!?!
Itsuki: Seriously, I'm not pregnant!
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
Itsuki's smuggling job was going well until he realized he had forgotten something: the wig.
(@36inc: As a Catholic, I really find your first caption offensive.)
smoking crimson
Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
The truth revealed! 4chan's secret dream and wish.. TO HAVE A MPREG IN A REAL ANIME.
--
Itsuki always finds creative ways to store sunflowers...in his stomach.
Last edited by CrimsonANBU at 4:56:41 AM CDT on July 29, 2010.
Mighty RED RANGER
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/29/10 | Reply
Erika: ITSUKI YOUR PREGERS!!!
Itsuki: I'm NOT pregers. I am trying to sneak food into the theater.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/28/10 | Reply
Itsuki's Delivery Service, how may we help you?
------
4chan, what hath you wrought...?
Last edited by twilight luna at 1:12:34 PM CDT on July 28, 2010.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/28/10 | Reply
Silly Itsuki... this is why Trix is for kids and ONLY for kids... It hasn't been tested on anyone else, yet...
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/28/10 | Reply
Itsuki: If I hear another pregnant caption ONE MORE TIME...
Last edited by Kitty K.O. at 10:47:20 AM CDT on July 28, 2010.
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/28/10 | Reply
Itsuki is so fat even Naruto doesnt believe it.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/28/10 | Reply
Itsuki Just found out that the old wives tale about watermelon seeds growing in your belly is true.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/28/10 | Reply
artificial insemination? Where are the screaming catholic nazis?
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/27/10 | Reply
Hiding watermelons for the beach trip... you're doin' it really wrong!!
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/27/10 | Reply
Well what did you expect? Flowers are really just sex parts! Who WOULDN'T get pregnant from the pollen? Wait...
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/26/10 | Reply
Freaky Friday was freakier than anybody could have ever imagined.
gaaragirl911
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/26/10 | Reply
He lied when he said wearing extremely tight skinny jeans made him infertile.
Surprise me ;]
Silver Mech
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/26/10 | Reply
Paging Dr. Tinycat, Dr. Tinycat please. You are needed in the field of flowers to give an EEKAYGEE (whatever that is) to two dumfounded girls. Also, take an ultra sound with you. There's pregnant man, again, with the two dumfounded girls. Also, Dr. Tinycat, your mistress tried to get in touch with you.
Last edited by Silver Mech at 10:39:19 PM CDT on July 26, 2010.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/26/10 | Reply
Well, at least it's a nice day for it . . .
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/26/10 | Reply
Why are you guys looking at me like that? Your the ones that look like freaking Leela clones.
Poyongluv
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/26/10 | Reply
What the hell did you steal?!
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
The result of too many MPREG fan fictions.
Bazinga!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Seven hundred miles away, Jon Lovitz felt a sudden sense of overwhelming ecstasy and immediately donned his falsetto voice and powdered wig.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
As a way of bringing in new fans, Itsuki asked A certain governor for advice. Sadly, he didn't get the right message.
NNM
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
"Kids whatever you do, never ever fall asleep around your Ditto! They're only good at doing one thing, and they can and will do it to everything."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 2:48:32 PM CDT on July 25, 2010.
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Itsuki: I think they got the words 'natural' and 'nature' birth mixed up.
-darknesslayer
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Itsuki: "What baby?"
64oldman
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Tsubomi and Erika: I CAN FEEL IT KICKING FROM HERE!
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
The girls still wondered when Itsuki had a sex change and was able to have children...and for that matter who would have a child with him.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Itsuki: Yeah, that's totally a baby and not all the snack cakes from the kitchen! Nope, no snack cakes here! Now please excuse me, my water is breaking.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
No children, men cannot get pregnant. Which makes Itsuki a women. Oh the wonders of gender-bending!
moonlit dream
Supreme Individual (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
My sister did the same thing to me with a soccer ball and a large shirt.
Kratos Cruxis
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Going to try one more....
This is a perfect example of the saying 'you are what you eat.'
Kratos Cruxis
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Itsuki played a large scale version of 'hungry hungry hippos'
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
(And I have another one, XD)
Itsuki? Well, the first Itsuki to come to my mind would be Itsuki Koizumi. He would do this. To keep Haruhi entertained.
Itsuki: "Good afternoon, sorry I'm late."
The SOS Brigade's eyes widen-even Yuki's!
Haruhi: "Alright! It looks like we have a mystery on our hands-who's the father?"
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Apparently Itsuki's the male seahorse.
Felcie
Unicorn Lover (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
That manga looks cool =3 Pretty Cure again ?! XD
Do I have any idea ? Uuuuuhm...
Itsuki : "The darkness in my stomach, I illuminated it with..."
Tsubomi & Erika : "A baby ?!"
Wooow, that was my first try XD If I remember well, her catchphrase is something of that kind (go do researches on wiki)...
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
Tsubomi and Erika's eyes are bigger than Itsuki's stomach.
(Wow. That's not even funny or anything. What a fail.)
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.
Miss Anonymous
Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/25/10 | Reply
And yea, the fangirls did unleash their manpreggers creation unto the people, and it was creepy.