"No one is sure what finally broke Ayumi's mind: the inanity of being in a romantic comedy, the creepiness of Koyoi's brother complex or the friggin' deer antlers!"
"I don't care how cute the interrogator was dressed; waterboarding Ayumi was still torture, Koyoi."
Last edited by SaigasEye at 7:47:45 PM CDT on August 22, 2010.
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
"Rule #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas."
Unfortunately, much to Ayumi's despair, the only things Koyoi keeps in there are her various Chia Pets.
You will never forget the first time you see a snowblower surviver,
its just one of those things that will stick with you for the rest of your life....
And with a firm tug of her ribbon, her hair stood up. But she still had a long way to go before she could master the art to make all her hair stand up.
Last edited by Sora-Mage at 9:51:38 PM CDT on August 26, 2010.
When you're obssessed with your own brother the way Koyoi is with her's, you can't talk about your fantasies and dreams with your friends...you just can't.
That was the last time Koyoi made the mistake of taking Ayumi's chooclate.
Last edited by Kai-Kami at 8:43:02 PM CDT on August 21, 2010.
I've never saw this one, so I have no idea what that thing on her head is.. I could only guess it's some hair clips, but my first thoughts:
Koyoi: Greetings, I'm a humanoid reindeer from Planet North. My name is Koyoi.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/10 | Reply
Koyoi: Check out this awesome tattoo I just got!!
Ayumi: ... Is that George Bush?!?!
Dradonstorm
Otakuite | Posted 08/28/10 | Reply
and this is why you should't dare someone do something unless you actual want to see them do it.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/26/10 | Reply
Together: "Wonder Cosplay powers go!"
"Form of a multiple amputee."
"Shape of a suit of armour."
Daxam
Otakuite | Posted 08/26/10 | Reply
Ayumi: It's certainly worrying what some people can do with their tongues.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/23/10 | Reply
Ayumi: W-what reactor? And who the hell is Quaid?!
Yoji~
64oldman
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/23/10 | Reply
AND THEN I TOOK THE BABY AND BLEW RASPBERRIES ALL OVER IT!
Last edited by 64oldman at 3:47:03 PM CDT on August 23, 2010.
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 08/23/10 | Reply
@Ace:
I think was less the explanation and more the arm nub visual demonstration.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/23/10 | Reply
Looks like Ayumi just had to ask Koyoi to define "futanari".
Last edited by Ace at 12:30:52 AM CDT on August 23, 2010.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
Ayumi: Hey... NOT ON MY SHOES!!
(or)
Ayumi doesn't know whether to congratulate Koyoi on her new pet or get the bug spray.
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
Ayumi was speechless when she found out Koyoi had breast cancer.
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
"No one is sure what finally broke Ayumi's mind: the inanity of being in a romantic comedy, the creepiness of Koyoi's brother complex or the friggin' deer antlers!"
"I don't care how cute the interrogator was dressed; waterboarding Ayumi was still torture, Koyoi."
Last edited by SaigasEye at 7:47:45 PM CDT on August 22, 2010.
hetatard
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
Ayumi: Are those real?!
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
Beaver.
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
Dude, that's the worst impression of a deer I've ever seen.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
MomoChaz0
Otakuite | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
omigod is that near in a sailor uniform?
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
"Rule #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas."
Unfortunately, much to Ayumi's despair, the only things Koyoi keeps in there are her various Chia Pets.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
You will never forget the first time you see a snowblower surviver,
its just one of those things that will stick with you for the rest of your life....
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/22/10 | Reply
Bulimia is so '87, Koyoi.
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Koyoi: Watch this!
And with a firm tug of her ribbon, her hair stood up. But she still had a long way to go before she could master the art to make all her hair stand up.
Last edited by Sora-Mage at 9:51:38 PM CDT on August 26, 2010.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Ditto used transform!
Ditto transformed into Ayumi!
(Cause of her face, get it?)
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
What? Doesnt everybody have three?
Kai-Kami
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
When you're obssessed with your own brother the way Koyoi is with her's, you can't talk about your fantasies and dreams with your friends...you just can't.
That was the last time Koyoi made the mistake of taking Ayumi's chooclate.
Last edited by Kai-Kami at 8:43:02 PM CDT on August 21, 2010.
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Koyoi: "And I'll show you my...GLOW-IN-THE-DARK WATCH!!!"
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Koyoi: ...and that is how I came to terms with my identity as a woman.
Ayumi: I just wanted to know what time it was!
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Well this is anime so there is a 95% chance that Koyoi is Bi. The other 5% is that she is a furry...who is also bi.
Support KIRA
Sleeping Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Ayumi: Braaaaaains....
FalseDelusion
Emperor (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
I've never saw this one, so I have no idea what that thing on her head is.. I could only guess it's some hair clips, but my first thoughts:
Koyoi: Greetings, I'm a humanoid reindeer from Planet North. My name is Koyoi.
Ayumi: !
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Ayumi: That's a size B?!
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
Is Koyoi going to have to nub-rub a b****?
LoveKouichi
Professor Tardis (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/21/10 | Reply
First one? Whoot
"And that is when Ayumi realized something about Koyoi, something that would change the very way she saw her...Koyoi's uniform wasn't straight."
or
Ayumi: Um..Koyoi? What happened to your arm?
~Everything was going well, til Koyoi threatened to reveal that Ayumi was Mello in disguise. So Ayumi had no choose but to take her arm as a warning.~
Last edited by LoveKouichi at 5:55:26 PM CDT on August 21, 2010.