Just when you thought the Zohan couldn't get any more up close and personal, this happened.

How to decrease teenage alcoholism:

• Go to TheOtaku's world
• Look at this week's post
• Run to a support group to keep yourself from drinking again after seeing this screenshot.

Rule 34 strikes again... and the fangirls rejoice.

GETSUGAY TENSHO!

Two guys one mustache.

No matter how disturbing this screencap is, you can bet there's a fanfic for it.

I will take this handlebar mustache... AND EAT IT!

Sorry. That was the best I could think up.

Ichigo realized, to late, what he was getting into when he asked the question, "What is yaoi?"

Chilean miner number 14: ¡Ah! ¡La luz...se quema! (Translation: Ah! The light...it burns!)

Yes, I'm that cruel.

Tessui: is there something on my face?
or a different caption-
Jhonny: What the heck did I drink last night..

Ichigo: "What the heck did you do to your glasses?!"

"Stop fighting our love."
"get him off me"

''another photoshoped pic from yaoi fangirl.''

just open a liiiiitle wider.
ok, there we go, there's your soul!

Tessai: Well, there's your problem.

What is scaring Ichigo is not the creepy, obviously not French guy with a French mustache in an awkward position on top of him. What scares him is the PedoBear behind the camera.

Although the beast has his pray pinned, the pray attempts escape by inhaling the beast's garish mustache...

After seeing the Ultra Deleted Scenes from the latest Aliens movie, Urahara decided they were better off unseen.

First the Bount arc, then the New Captain Shūsuke Amagai arc, now.... this. Bleach really needs to stick to the manga more.

Plastic surgery doesn't always go the way you planned....

Step 1: Get Tessai off!
A flustered Ichigo: BEHOLD! The POWER of morning breath!!!

Human Centipede: Anime style.

((OTL that movie was nasty))

Oops! It occurs to me I typoed the names this week!

His name is Tessai Tsukabishi.

Everyone below who typed "Tessi", my bad.

Tessai: I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake...

OR

Let's face it; alarm clocks just don't work for Ichigo anymore.

OR

Door-to-door salesmen are really in-your-face nowadays...

(And the first one's lyrics are adapted from "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", just to cite my reference.)

Not the response Tessai was looking for when he asked Ichigo "What do you think of my nose job?"

Ichigo: "OI! You're invading my personal bubble!"

~S.G~

@xlolfishx:

Your winning caption had me giggling for at least a minuteXD It's brilliant! (I didn't even have to use Google for that...:P)

Don't know if I can caption this but...

"TWO MEN IN A TRUCK!"

or...

"YOUR FACE IS TOO CLOSE!"

And the dentist didnt even have to say, "open wide, say AAAAHHHH!!!"

-7thEvaChild

Tessi prepped the patient for the tonsillectomy.

This is not an entry, but I noticed something. The guy on the bottom is Ichigo, voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch. Unless you wanted that...

~Abyss

(I had to google it to make the joke~!)

And now for my caption:

Those body pillows are just getting weirder and weirder.