A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
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Dan Green: This day is called — the feast of Tristan:
He that outduels this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Tristan.
He that outduels this day, and live to sees Yu-Gi-Oh: Bonds Beyond Time,
Will yearly on the movie primiere his friends,
And say, "To-morrow is Saint Tristan;"
Then will he strip his Duel Disk, and show his Star Chips,
And say, "These Star Chips I had on Tristan's day."
Old otaku forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with increased attack points,
What moves he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words, —
Atem the Pharaoh, Wheeler, and Kaiba,
Keith and Pegasus, Raptor and Underwood,
Be in their flowing D-Wheels freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good duelist teach his son;
And Tristan shall ne'er go by
From this day to the second rise of Anubis,
But we in it shall be remember'd, —
We few, we happy few, we band of Kuribohs.
For he to-day that sheds his life points with me,
Shall be my duel partner; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Japan, now a-bed,
Shall think themselves equipped with Mask of the Accursed, they were not here,
And hold their decks cheap, whiles any speaks,
That fought with us upon Saint Tristan's day!
Kuribohs: Huzzah!
Last edited by Hisaishi at 12:53:27 PM CDT on October 20, 2010.
Dan Green: Whoa, Pegasus. You could break these Kuribohs open and take their candy, but wouldn't you like something better? I'll tell you a secret; these are magical Kuribohs, and if you play all your cards in Defense mode for the rest of this game, they'll grant you all your wishes. Maybe they'll revive your dead wife, give you a pet Toon Dragon? How about sunscreen? Pants that fit? Karate lessons? Just throw this duel and it's all yours. Come on.
This is one of the first appearances of a new class of trainer for the next Pokemon game.
Don't worry he gets tougher and even more campy each time you meet him.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/23/10 | Reply
Trouble with tribbles? Don't worry!
Just call Dan Green and for a small fee of your soul, he'll solve all your troubles!
renjifangirl18
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/23/10 | Reply
Yugi: i'm gonna win with my dustbunnies of death terror and all manner of evil
Last edited by renjifangirl18 at 9:34:44 AM CDT on October 23, 2010.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/23/10 | Reply
Joey:" Hold up Yug, your telling me that "fission" means that they can multiply by... dividing!?"
Yugi:"Mind Freak."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:45:57 AM CDT on October 23, 2010.
aoneko
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/22/10 | Reply
This is a picture of all the people who tried to copy yugi's hair.
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/22/10 | Reply
I have another, XD
A little girl goes to the pet store.
"Mommy, I want the one that's shaved."
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/21/10 | Reply
Dan Green: Look at the cute puppies I found!
Offscreen: ... Those are Mexican rats...
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/21/10 | Reply
Yugi: What these Kuriboh don't realize is that they will soon lose their flying powers and get run over by many many cars.
thedragonlordd
Otakuite | Posted 10/21/10 | Reply
Kaiba: Dear lord what the hell are those.
Yugi: Behold, mutant hair chuncks from my shower's drain!
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/20/10 | Reply
You only wish you had your own Scrubbin' Bubbles to keep your hair this perfect.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/20/10 | Reply
Yugi: ...And I named each and every one of them "fluffy".
wuzzle320
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/20/10 | Reply
Another one:
All right, who dropped the wookie hair into this batch of clones? Seriously...
Last edited by wuzzle320 at 9:58:47 PM CDT on October 22, 2010.
Laugh Often
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/19/10 | Reply
I've heard of it raining cats and dongs, but this is ridiculous!
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
wuzzle320
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/19/10 | Reply
hohoho...I'm [insert Japanese name ending in U], and you, HALF DEMON, will never defeat my HAIR DEMONS with that piddly sword!
Laugh Often
MaraNekoyasha13
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/19/10 | Reply
(ANOTHER ONE!! XD)
Lalalala
No kuriboh, Dan green does not love you.
La...
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/19/10 | Reply
Elves to Orcs, Butterfree to Kuriboh...
Someone see a similarity?
(
Do I have to explain?DX)~S.G~
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Gang Violence just got 10x cuter
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Hairy balls are SO not attractive to women in any shape or form
captainofsquad10
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Hairballs? What are you talking about? They are cousin It's children! He only wanted 2, but his wife demanded 6.
((I know Addams Family reference *is shot*))
Captain Hitsugaya
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Yugi: Fly, my uglies! Fly! Fly! A-hahahahaha!
(Wizard of Oz reference...why not?)
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 8:43:59 PM CDT on October 18, 2010.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
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1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Yugi: FEAR MY BALLS...of fur.
*shot* Yeah, I don't know too much about Yu-Gi-Oh!
Last edited by 1dev13 at 6:17:22 PM CDT on October 18, 2010.
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Looks like Yami's gone to Build-a-Kuribo... again.
MaraNekoyasha13
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
YEAH U USED MY PICTURE! XD
Caption:
Viva Pinata aint got nothin on Dan Green.
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
And then the ghosts were smothered by his giant hairy balls.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Dan Green: This day is called — the feast of Tristan:
He that outduels this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Tristan.
He that outduels this day, and live to sees Yu-Gi-Oh: Bonds Beyond Time,
Will yearly on the movie primiere his friends,
And say, "To-morrow is Saint Tristan;"
Then will he strip his Duel Disk, and show his Star Chips,
And say, "These Star Chips I had on Tristan's day."
Old otaku forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with increased attack points,
What moves he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words, —
Atem the Pharaoh, Wheeler, and Kaiba,
Keith and Pegasus, Raptor and Underwood,
Be in their flowing D-Wheels freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good duelist teach his son;
And Tristan shall ne'er go by
From this day to the second rise of Anubis,
But we in it shall be remember'd, —
We few, we happy few, we band of Kuribohs.
For he to-day that sheds his life points with me,
Shall be my duel partner; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Japan, now a-bed,
Shall think themselves equipped with Mask of the Accursed, they were not here,
And hold their decks cheap, whiles any speaks,
That fought with us upon Saint Tristan's day!
Kuribohs: Huzzah!
Last edited by Hisaishi at 12:53:27 PM CDT on October 20, 2010.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Dustbunnies from Hell!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Random bad guy: Oh yeah? You and what army?!
Yugi: This army.
-7thEvaChild
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Grade school pom-pom art projects- you're doing it wrong.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Oh, all right. Here's a shorter one for your consideration.
Dan Green: This is called dueling, children! Bravo for me!
aoneko
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
attack of Jaden's hair!!!!
(ref to YUGI VS JADEN - BATTLE!)
Last edited by aoneko at 1:19:32 AM CDT on October 18, 2010.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
Dan Green: Whoa, Pegasus. You could break these Kuribohs open and take their candy, but wouldn't you like something better? I'll tell you a secret; these are magical Kuribohs, and if you play all your cards in Defense mode for the rest of this game, they'll grant you all your wishes. Maybe they'll revive your dead wife, give you a pet Toon Dragon? How about sunscreen? Pants that fit? Karate lessons? Just throw this duel and it's all yours. Come on.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/18/10 | Reply
This is one of the first appearances of a new class of trainer for the next Pokemon game.
Don't worry he gets tougher and even more campy each time you meet him.
amandaxthomas
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/17/10 | Reply
ITS THE ATTACK OF THE PLUSHIES! Run fangirls RUN!
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/17/10 | Reply
Woo~! Placed again~! Brace yourself peeps, cause this week's caption is gonna be a bit random.
See the one in the middle there? That's what they look like when they're shaved.
WinterChild
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/17/10 | Reply
Yugi: I say, Old Chap, you are most definetely outnumbered!
Zacman the Damned
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/17/10 | Reply
I have more soft toys than you~!
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/17/10 | Reply
Proof that an army of Tribbles is scary.
Bazinga!