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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/28/08 | Reply

    @xXHaseos GirlXx:

    im sure i could, yeah, but i havent. i may have to toy around for a bit to make sure i can do that right.... why? need some help?

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/28/08 | Reply

    @7thEvaChild:

    No, I don't. *sigh* Can you put up fan manga?

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/28/08 | Reply

    @xXHaseos GirlXx:

    no i dont. tell the truth, i havent really looked into getting that. do u have a fanfiction.net account?

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/27/08 | Reply

    @7thEvaChild:

    Ok, that sond good to me.^^ Let me know. Hey, do you have a deviantArt?

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/26/08 | Reply

    @xXHaseos GirlXx:

    hey maybe we can help each other out there. i havent been able to sit down and write here lately, but ive got a couple and plenty of ideas!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/26/08 | Reply

    @7thEvaChild:

    Oh, thanks.^^ And yeah, I'm doing on with Haseo and Kite from .hack//GU, but its yaoi so, if you don't like it thats ok. But I never thought of doing a Evangelion one, you gave me an idea!

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    Otakuite | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    (Two seconds earlier)
    MP EVA 1: You're going to juggle knives?
    MP EVA 2: Relax, I've done this a hundred ti-

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    @xXHaseos GirlXx:

    that first one about asuka comming back from a trip or seomthing. anyway, i thought it was awesome. do u do any fan fics, Ray?

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    Otakuite | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    This is what you get when you try a re-enactment of 300, and an EVA says "this is madness". the result, "THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!" KRACK!!!!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    Rukia (holding up picture to fill screen): this is why you destroy a hollow's mask from behind
    Ichigo: But thats not a hollow!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/23/08 | Reply

    @7thEvaChild:

    heehee, thanks.^^ And what comment did you read? And you can cal lme Ray.

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/23/08 | Reply

    @xXHaseos GirlXx:

    Yes, i love it, haseos!!!! beautiful!!! man, that would be great in a fanfic!!!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/23/08 | Reply

    My worries turn to Cloud, desperately trying to cut his way out of the defeated mecha...

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    There isn't enough Advil, Tylenol and pain killers in the world to help that headache!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    Dinner wasn't that bad.

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    The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    This is what happens when you take the song “feed your head” too literally.

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    Otakuite | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    headon apply directly to forehead headon apply directly to forehead
    creature: doesn't seem to be working

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    And remember kid's, this is what happins when you hate some anime characters.^^ *looks at the poor Eve and said* DIE SAKAKI!!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    Well, boxcutter's do come in handy don't they.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/22/08 | Reply

    When Asuka came home for the weekend, she saw Shinji kissing Rei, and took her anger out on Rei's poor Eva. The poor thing never saw it comeing.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/21/08 | Reply

    Is it just me or did someone come and beat you with an ugly stick?
    ------
    That's the best I have... this one was difficult.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/21/08 | Reply

    If you look at it this way, it sorta resembles a sad, murder-fied clown monster...I think it wants a hug...and toast. O_o

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    OK! Here's mine:

    Now what have learned about running with knives?

    Ok! There you have it!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    haha the only thing I can think of is:

    "And that is why you always leave a note."

    Yay Arrested Development.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    man what a killer headache......

    ----

    that's gonna hurt in the morning....

    (really cheesy but those are what i got)

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    Inevitably, tragedy befalls the unlucky Great White testing NASA's new Astro-Shark suit.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    Eva: Damn! Where's my Head On?

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    ... it's only a flesh wound.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/20/08 | Reply

    And in the coveted first place, possibly for the wrong reasons being that I have a dirty mind and probably read this in the wrong context... Aaryanna!

    o_O Okay... I think I'm going to NOT ask what context you took that in. XP

    Anyway, since Allamorph already used what I was thinking of... *pokes him*

    This is what happens when you forget that there is - No - Reset - Button.

    ~*Aaryanna*~

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    Otakuite | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Oh man, there goes our "Lips" for the Rocky Horror Picture Show remake. Thanks Asuka

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    Silver Mech

    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    What, I blinked, what happend?

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    Keome

    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    My caption:

    This is what happens when you mix Evangelion and Texas Chainsaw Massacre together


    My thoughts create my world

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    This Evengelion was definitely not above the influence.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    And so we're reminded of the dedication some people have to cosplaying as we survey the scene. We think he wanted to go as Eva Unit One, but a unicorn is still just as likely

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Is it just me or does this screencap remind you of Gluttony from the FMA movie... anyway, here's my caption.

    ----------------

    Does anyone have an aspirin?

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    @7thEvaChild:

    *starts singing "Fox On The Run"*

    =P

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Naaaani???!!! There was a D. Gray-Man caption and I missed it?!!! Something is terribly wrong in my universe...Ah. Here's my caption.

    Today's ANBU lesson: "How NOT to wield a kunai." *see above for example

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    We know you're excited about Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit, but we really recommend against piloting your eva to perform sporadic movements while you shout "Kamehameha!" over and over.

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    @cougarsama:

    that really is pretty good Courgarsama, but i gotta say that Shinji may be wanted for questioning, but its Asuka thats on the run.... LOL

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    attempt 1-
    And thus the result of Asuka's anger management.......

    attempt 2-
    When they saw it, Shinji and Rei both looked at each other and thought one word..... "Asuka"

    Attempt 3- -(yes, this is bashing Asuka day for me)-
    The battle was over when all surviving mass production evas saw what had happened to their 'allies' and decided to beg for their lives and forgiveness from the red Eva

    Attempt 4-the last one-
    And to think, this one got off lucky........

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    You could train all your life, but it will never make you as prepared for the real world, or as dead, as someone breaking a giant sword into your face.

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    Markus wolfe

    Grand Otaku | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Who said robots couldn't bleed?

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    cosumone

    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    It takes more than one idiot to screw up that bad. But i am not pointing any fingers...Ichigo.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Cloud Strife was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    TV news reporter: "Police were more alarmed by the smile on the victim's face more than the gruesome method of it's murder and all attempts will be made to bring this madman to justice. It is reported that one Shinji Ikari is wanted for questioning in connection to this case. Back to you in the studio, Kevin."

    Sorry, it's the best I've got.

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    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    do i have something on my head

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    Team | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Arts and crafts in metalwork and a tendancy to sneeze a lot do not mix well.

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    tokyokisshu

    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    To all those pilots who thought crash-landing in a lake was the safest way...keep an eye out for swimming Evas.

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Oh My God!!! THEY KILLED SHOOP DA WOOP!!!

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Look, it's a Narwhal!


    Bazinga!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Even large mecha robots should never run with sharp objects.

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    The Beautiful German | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    The definition of a splitting headache is portrayed here.


    "This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."

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    Sinbad of Sindria (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    @Allamorph:

    I just came back after a 3 month absence so I didn't know that :D Thanks for the update I do hope they bring it back!!! It was so helpful!!!

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    @Team Plasma N:

    An announcement about this was made some time ago. And as much as I want to say "searching and reading are your friends" as facetiously as possible, I won't.

    The cosplay section will return when there is room for it to return. It has not been forgotten, just set to one side for the moment.

    Patience, people.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    They just don't make Evas like they used to...

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    Allamorph

    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    "And to the Angels, I bequeath....

    ...a boot to the head."

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    Sinbad of Sindria (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Since you brought up cosplay when are you bringing that back to theotaku??? I really loved that catergory!!!

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    Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/08 | Reply

    Boxcutter blade + Evangelion = FAIL!!


    Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.