When you hack apart your friend's Verizon iPhone, you will find 3 things:
First, a person that your are no longer friends with
second, a lot of battery acid
and last but most interesting, the Network its self!
From the makers of Ball-in-a-Cup, it's the brand-new Hand Pong! It's fun! It's easy! It's the best Pong yet! Now retailing for 19.99!*
*Warning: consult your physician before playing with Hand Pong. Hand Pong may spontaneously set your hands on fire. Do not use Hand Pong within 100 yards of any gasoline station. If you are subject to epileptic fits, don't even think about Hand Pong. No seriously, it could mess you up. Bad.
Normally, this situation would require two anxiety deranged teenagers and a burning sense of revenge to occur, but with the power of breaking anime stereotypes, I HAVE ACHIEVED THE IMPOSSIBLE!
vendorlift
Otakuite | Posted 09/21/22 | Reply
waaw super power
by pabrik batu alam cirebon
MusashiMiyamoto
Otakuite | Posted 05/04/14 | Reply
BULLSHIT POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!1
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/27/11 | Reply
Oh awesome, I can't believe I missed this one! D= Yaay~ X3
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/26/11 | Reply
Even the Jedi got hit by the Recession
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/25/11 | Reply
When you hack apart your friend's Verizon iPhone, you will find 3 things:
First, a person that your are no longer friends with
second, a lot of battery acid
and last but most interesting, the Network its self!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/24/11 | Reply
From the makers of Ball-in-a-Cup, it's the brand-new Hand Pong! It's fun! It's easy! It's the best Pong yet! Now retailing for 19.99!*
*Warning: consult your physician before playing with Hand Pong. Hand Pong may spontaneously set your hands on fire. Do not use Hand Pong within 100 yards of any gasoline station. If you are subject to epileptic fits, don't even think about Hand Pong. No seriously, it could mess you up. Bad.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/24/11 | Reply
The power to produce shiny objects would have been much more effective if Ginji didn't have ADD
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/24/11 | Reply
Ginji was too mesmerized by the glowy thing to notice that someone stole his pants.
(Really, it doesn't look like he's wearing any.)
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
Eluria
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/24/11 | Reply
the good news is that i found a lightsaber. the bad news is i, and don't ask me how i managed to, impaled both of my hands!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/23/11 | Reply
radioactive pencils make everyone happy!
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/23/11 | Reply
He wanted to be a genie, and he got it; soon he'll be getting everything else that goes with it.
(Yeah, Aladdin reference 6_6)
64oldman
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/23/11 | Reply
Normally, this situation would require two anxiety deranged teenagers and a burning sense of revenge to occur, but with the power of breaking anime stereotypes, I HAVE ACHIEVED THE IMPOSSIBLE!
NekoTenshiEmi
Two people, Nya~! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/22/11 | Reply
This glue is super strong! :D
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/22/11 | Reply
Ginji's visit to Chernobyl would not turn out well...
Bazinga!
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
Oh my god, I take mine back, I totally didn't realize you had TITLED the caption battle Cat's Cradle.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
Best grade-school science fair project EVER.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
If you think you can light up a broken fluorescent bulb by squeezing it tight enough, just remember two things:
1) Fluorescents are filled with brain-damaging mercury.
2) It's all in your head.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 12:48:11 PM CST on February 21, 2011.
MaraNekoyasha13
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
Even though he had the power of the glowstick in his hands nothing could change the fact his hair was like a porcupine's.
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Lol I hope this one wins!
Support KIRA
Sleeping Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
Behold, the joy of the over-sized Glow sticks. Raves will never be the same again...nor as dark.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
"...I found the source of the ticking. It's a...radioactive pipe bomb!!"
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/21/11 | Reply
All hail the plutonium rod!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
And so Genji doth proclaimed "Let there be light!", and it was good.
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Not even his shadow is impressed
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Censorship has gone to a whole new level. Blinded by the light...
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
The Schwartz is indeed with him.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
His parents always told him not to play with fire. They never said anything about light sabers.
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
In a shameless move to capitalize on merchandising, Disney releases Tron: Cat's Cradle.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Liar, he never caught a fish that big.
Fuocofuri
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Kamehamehahaha
Last edited by Fuocofuri at 12:18:13 PM CST on February 20, 2011.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Ginji: And I'm not even a robot! Take that, EVE!
OR
What Ginji doesn't know is that his friends gave him a battery-powered fluorescent bulb.
OR
He's certainly a bright boy.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Star Wars cosplay: you're doing it wrong.
~S.G~
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Smilin' Bob: The Animation
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/20/11 | Reply
Humans: new sources of electricity!