Shion: Miyo! How in the world did you get a copy of Breaking Dawn already?!
Miyo: ... Are you sure you want to know?....
Shion: Why, did you kill for it or something?
Miyo: ...
*pause*
Shion: .... Could you get me one?
Shion;" Are you joking?@ I can't do this!"
Miyo;" Theres the far more embarising skript..."
Shion;"Wait! then could you please change the other actor at least?"
Shion: I can't believe you published this
Miyo: But I had to,
Shion: Why would you publish my diary?!
Miyo: Because, I dreampt that a cute guy would read it and find your pitifull life fascinating and come look for me, the author, and take me away!
-AsagiTaichou
As Shion was only a newcomer the 'Harry Potter' series, her reaction after the first book sent Miyo on a trip down memory lane.
And apparently that lane was very long with no stop signs, because Miyo didn't snap out of her daze for three more hours. Shion vowed to keep to herself about her Harry Potter craze and go to 'Harry Potter Addicts Anonymous' alone. Who knows how long Miyo would be out the next time?
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Shion: Ok we have gone through every book and the place becomes a mess when you open them so i just have one thing to say. You are worse than Harry Potter.
I hate working in anime, they always put in pretier women than me, they gave me the voice of a man, and green hair... what the hell is with the green hair?
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Don't Ask
I Don't Know
"Miyo, I understand your obsession with writing fanfic, and I guess I can accept your fascination with yuri, but did I have to be the main character of this one?"
Miyo: Yes, it's so much easier to get away with murder using it. And it comes in such gorgeous colors. Come help me find a pink one, Miyo.
lame lame lame. I've never watched this series (I need to) but I know it involves little girls, murder, creepy laughs, and a girl saying NIPAH :D In fact...
Shion: Miyo! I just read your diary! How dare you steal the precious 'nipah'!
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/08/08 | Reply
*another one!*
Shion: Excuse me, miss! This is How to Cook Forty Humans... I wanted How to Cook for Forty Humans!
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/08/08 | Reply
Shion: Oh for the love of god... THIS ISN'T THE COPY OF MAKE OUT PARADISE I ORDERED!!!
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/08/08 | Reply
Ok I have no idea if it will have any affect this late in the game but I have another idea!
Shion: "It's a cookbook, Miyo! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!"
Miyo: "Of course it's a cookbook, Shion...[hungry smile]"
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/07/08 | Reply
Miyo: *scribbles her boyfriends name in the book*
Shion: you do know that this is death note
miyo:.....so?
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/06/08 | Reply
Shion: "Paperbombs...in book...help!"
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/06/08 | Reply
Shion: Hey, Miyo...did you know that this book has Death Note on the cover of it?
Miyo: Yes, I do.
Shion: So why the hell did you write you're Ex boyfriend's name in it?!
Miyo: Because, I don't like him. *smile*
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Thats all I got. ^^
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 07/06/08 | Reply
@:
Most (if not all) of them aren't likely to win if there's no actual joke outside of "omg yuri!".
That's the best answer I have for that one.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/06/08 | Reply
Shion: Miyo! How in the world did you get a copy of Breaking Dawn already?!
Miyo: ... Are you sure you want to know?....
Shion: Why, did you kill for it or something?
Miyo: ...
*pause*
Shion: .... Could you get me one?
LuminousIceNinja
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/06/08 | Reply
Shion: Miyo Takano, who the HELL told you it was okay to write in my special notebook
?!?!?
Miyo:What? all i did was write down a recipe for pie on a corner so i'd remember it
....
Shion:
reeeeeeaaaaalllllyyy???????? *looks inside notebook and finds recipe* oh. well, okay......*walks off*
Miyo:just wait 'till she finds out what that recipe is REALLY for.......
*super evil grin*
mkay, that's all i got. i tried to do something different from all the others, but i fail epically.....
Ookami.Miko
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/05/08 | Reply
Face it,not everyone likes yaoi,Shion.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/05/08 | Reply
Oh, My, God, Becky look at her butt. It is so big.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/05/08 | Reply
I think someone doesn't have the guidebook to a boy
stararnold
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/05/08 | Reply
Shion: I'm holding a death note with my name written in it by I don't know who, and I can't seem to get it off the page with my eraser or white out!
Miyo: Shion, take a look at that cute guy!
Shion: Aren't you even listening to me? Is starring at cute guys more important than your friend's life?
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/05/08 | Reply
This is a horrible game of charades.
dragonsfriend
Otakuite | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
Shion;" Are you joking?@ I can't do this!"
Miyo;" Theres the far more embarising skript..."
Shion;"Wait! then could you please change the other actor at least?"
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
When Miyo had L’s real name shaved into her head.
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
@7thEvaChild:
way to go lazyweird1!!! thats got to win!!!
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You really liked it that much?! Thank you!!! lol ok I'm leaving now. *avoids violently thrown garbage*
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
Shion: This is all WRONG! You put this blue book on the shelf with the brown books!!
Miyo: Yes, well.. I am colorblind after all...
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
MIYO: *sigh* another perfect, silent day...
SHION: IS THIS YOUR DIARY MA'AM?!
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
Shion: OMG! I just found Death Note!
Miyo: So?
Shion: Volume FOURTEEN! WTF?!
(Death Note has 13 volumes. :D)
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
@:
I'm not gonna even try anymore. lol
~SG
duorocks17
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
Miyo: *speaking dreamily* Das Furher ist reizvoll.
Shion: Oh my god! Don't tell me German is becoming the next secondary language?!?!
(I'm sorry if I have offended any of our German speaking friends.)
minicon3167
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
@:
lol. I think this should be the winner.
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/04/08 | Reply
Shion: Hey!! Are you listening to me!! Hot HaseoxOvan yaoi, right here!! MIYO!!!
Miyo: *thinking of her new boyfriend, not careing about that yaoiness*
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: This isn't your porn, is it?!
*"Nipah" is heard out of nowhere apparently claiming it*
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Miyo I found this in that section you always go to, you know, 'adult fiction'. *holds up hentai magazine*
Miyo: That was a good one too
Sucks sucks sucks but oh well
My thoughts create my world
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
@lazyweird1:
way to go lazyweird1!!! thats got to win!!!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Miyo: And thats how i found love.... -dreamy look in eyes-
Shion: MIYO!!! you just-- thats exactly what is written in this PORN BOOK!!!!!!
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Uh...Is there supposed to be a picture of me next to the definition of "epic failure"?
Miyo: I have absolutly no clue! *seemingly innocent smirk*
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I know. The only epic fail here is my caption. :P
ShadowsCastByDusk
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
"is this YOUR animal porn??"
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
@Calaya:
Win! Hahaha!
Here's mine:
On the left, we have someone who has just had a good fix. On the right, we have someone who was just on a bad trip.
Manga: My
anti-drug.AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: I can't believe you published this
Miyo: But I had to,
Shion: Why would you publish my diary?!
Miyo: Because, I dreampt that a cute guy would read it and find your pitifull life fascinating and come look for me, the author, and take me away!
-AsagiTaichou
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: This isn't a Death Note!? Then why do I see shinigami!?
Miyo: You're just insane. :)
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Edward Cullen is mine! I have the bite marks to prove it!
Miyo: Please don't disturb my Edward day-dreaming......
Sorry, its the best I could come up with. I know someone already stole my Twilight idea. -.-
delitor
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
shion:have you been reading yuri agin!
miyo:oh kurumi
mewmewpudding
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
As Shion was only a newcomer the 'Harry Potter' series, her reaction after the first book sent Miyo on a trip down memory lane.
And apparently that lane was very long with no stop signs, because Miyo didn't snap out of her daze for three more hours. Shion vowed to keep to herself about her Harry Potter craze and go to 'Harry Potter Addicts Anonymous' alone. Who knows how long Miyo would be out the next time?
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*mowed down by gun*
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
WOW i never win ^^ ...or get three place... but I'll take it as a win too
~~~
Shion: plz dont tell me this copy of yuri is yours..?
miyo: *giggle,smile*
Shion: MIYO >.< ... how could you.... I WAS GOING TO BUY IT FIRST !!!
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
It took time for Shion to realize she was in the section for the hard of hearing.
Sakura Kokoro
Keepsake<3 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
((Okies, first...people with blond hair, don't kill me...just a joke, ne?
))
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Shion: What are you doing with this book?!?! I thought blonds can't read!!
Miyo: ...they can now...
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((I'm gonna get killed for this
...**runs away from pitch forks and torches**))
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Ok we have gone through every book and the place becomes a mess when you open them so i just have one thing to say. You are worse than Harry Potter.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: "Quick, hide me, I just swiped this book from the Read or Die crew!"
Miyo: *stare*
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
I hate working in anime, they always put in pretier women than me, they gave me the voice of a man, and green hair... what the hell is with the green hair?
------------
Don't Ask
I Don't Know
minicon3167
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Miyo...i'm...choking on-my-gum.
Miyo: Oh, these books on the heimlich manuever are sooo dreamy.
Calaya
Team | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: "You read this one? You fool! I told you not to! You know the effect it has!"
Miyo: "Oooh, if only Edward Cullen were real...he's dreamy"
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
"Miyo, I understand your obsession with writing fanfic, and I guess I can accept your fascination with yuri, but did I have to be the main character of this one?"
fangirl101
Otakuite | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Miyo...X/1999...next volume...where?
Miyo: Silly Shion, that manga has been on hiatus for 5 years.
Shion: What!?!
Sage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Miyo...is this...is this a death note?!
Miyo: Yes, it's so much easier to get away with murder using it. And it comes in such gorgeous colors. Come help me find a pink one, Miyo.
lame lame lame. I've never watched this series (I need to) but I know it involves little girls, murder, creepy laughs, and a girl saying NIPAH :D In fact...
Shion: Miyo! I just read your diary! How dare you steal the precious 'nipah'!
Miyo: Nipah!
red baka lauren
Otakuite | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Miyo: Oh... My... God... Shion, you'll never guess what happened! I just found YURI in the yaoi section!
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/03/08 | Reply
Shion: Um, Ma'am? I think there's something wrong with this library. I just found Fanny Hill in the kids section!!
Bazinga!