Gin: Oh don't be sad! I'm sure there is more cake in the fridge *grins hopefully*

Ulquiorra: But there's no more CHOCOLATE cake!

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Yeah it's a sad caption... I'm a total noob to bleach. Put in a Naruto or Death Note screencap and I can make up something good... I think XD XD

Little did Ulquiorra know, Gin did not actually plan to use the pole for the annual prostate exam...

Ulquiorra: "I thought we were together in this... I thought you..."
Gin: "No, I didn't love you! Stay away from me or I'll hit you with my zanpaktou!" *runs far far away*
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Meheheheh. I hope you all like this one. I tried. I mean, I knew Ichimaru was evil, but not that he was like THAT, too! Whoa. Bleach is crazy. Buwahahahha. Jk.

Ulquiorra Schiffer--- It' not you, it's me. It's just not going to work out...

Gin Ichimaru--- Fine!*sob* You can have the house! But i keep my zanpaktou!

Ulquiorra had a hard time deciding whether or not to tell Gin about the 'Kick Me' sign someone taped to his back.

Ulquiorra: "..."
Gin: "..."
Ulquiorra: "..."
Gin: "..."
Ulquiorra: "...I knew you were blind. Called it."

Ulquiorra's bringing sexy back to emo paint.
Gin: Gah! Stay back! I know creepy-smile-fu!

Gin Ichimaru: Im Going To kill my self
Ulquiorra Schiffer:No I will have no one to talk to (wink wink)
Shahllen (Aj S.) ☺

Ulquorro: Gin, swallowing your golf club isn't classified as a sport...

Gin: BUT THE COOL ASIANS ARE DOING IT! T3T

Ulquiorra: Gin, I don't think you're ready for colorguard...

Gin: BUT YOU'VE SUPPORTED ME ALL THIS TIME!

(in case some of you didn't know, colorguard is where you twirl the baton, and yes, it is classified as a sport)

Ulquiorra: You saw it too huh...

Gin: THEY DIDN'T FLUSH! T3T

Schiffer: Gin, come on. Your creepy smile has landed you the role of Koizumi in our Hare Hare Yukai performance.
Gin: Aw... I never get to be Kyon...

Ulquorria: Come with me, child! I'll take you to the magical realm of Soul Society!
Gin: You're not gonna rape me, are you?
Ulquorria: N... N... No!
Gin: Alright... Careful, Gin. I think this guy wants to rape you...

For those of you who don't get the reference, watch South Park: Imaginationland. ;)

Damnit, I've we're out of shaving cream.......

You need to shave?

Gin Ichimaru: Stop it!! Your burning me with your EYES!!!

Face it, Ichimaru, only Mr. Schiffer can pull off the emo look. Stop trying, and go back to your creepy smile, already!

Uliqurra: And that's why I told you not to read about declawing cats
Gin: You are all SO mean!!
Uliqurra: And your point would be?
-AsagiTaichou visit my site for a good fanfic

OK! Here's mine:

Suddenly, both Gin and Ulquiorra realized that they were not invited to the grand opening ceremony at theOtaku for Adam's new Flash game.

Yeah...well, let's just say I'm tired...XD

Gin Ichimaru: Im Going To kill my self
Ulquiorra Schiffer:No I will have no one to talk to
Shahllen (Aj S.)

Gin: "Damn Ulquiorra, always trying to steel my pokin' stick."

Ulquiorra: "I'll get it... someday..."

Gin: I need the happy stick more than you do!

Gin: Wha-What?!? I cant keep my stuffed animals???
Ulqui: Aizen-sama said throw em out. (non emotional face O_O)
Gin: OH NOESS

yea i suck X3

The Twilight series slowly, slowly takes over theOtaku, too. *insert evil laughter*

No try from me this week. I'm brain dead. :D

This is the beginning of an epic battle that will be remembered for generations to come...The day that Ulquiorra dared to take Gin's pocky!

Ulquiorra: I-I'm sorry to be the one to say this....but Gin...YOU'RE REALTED TO MICHEAL JACKSON!

Gin: And after all these years....I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!

Gin: I-I'll never forgive you for what happened l-last night... TT3TT

Ulquiorra: I'm sorry Gin, but Ichigo told me you had cookies...
It was a mistake, I-I'm sorreh!

ok i'll try..
ulquiorra: i found this in your room
(camera zooms in on a yaoi manga)
ulquiorra: disgusting, this is trash
(drops manga in trash can)
hope you like it

Gin:Man you dont even want to know whats on the end of this stick.

Ulqoiorra:But why do take it to the bathroom every time you go.

People in the class: (silence)

(First place, hurrah, I knew being scared by Edward Cullen fangirls would get me somewhere)

Gin: Well you'd feel a little depressed too if you looked like a skunk

Ulquiorra: I was more concerned by the smell

Ulquiorra: Aw man, they took Family Guy off TV...*crys*

Gin: No way?! I'll beat someyone with my sliver stick!

Thats all I got...

Ulquiorra: Hey, Gin. You know that show you watch all the time and obsess over whenever someone is in your vicinity, whether or not they watch or care about said show?
Gin: Yeah, I guess. Why?
Ulquiorra: Well, I dislike that show and think the creator ran out of ideas three years ago.
Gin: ...
Ulquiorra: There, Grimmjow. He frowned. Pay up.
Grimmjow (offscreen): Crap.

Ulquiorra's bad vibes have finally done the impossible: made Gin emo.

Ulquiorra: Your band sucks.

Gin: That was just our warm-up.

Ulquiorra: Then you've got no chance whatsoever.

Gin: -insert sad Gin face here-

I don't know. I had something when I first saw it and gave it to you.. But I lost it.