As tigger stared in aww. whinnie the pooh reached behind his back and pulled out a semi auto 45. "Tiger. Hand over the honey or you'll be whishing you were lost in the woods".
When asked why the new "small creatures" wing of Disney world was closed, the representative requested that parents not allow their kids to glomp the characters and released this photo
As he stared at the enemy he thought of the most intimadating, horrifying, and dethdefying battle cry
"SHUT UP AND CATCH THE MONKEY"
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Inspired by Who's Line Is It Anyway
"Cause you know that day when he finally *poof* snaps and comes to work with a sawed off shotgun, he'll walk down the isles, chick chick boom, chick chick boom. An when when he gets to my office He'll say '*gasp* Thanks for the candy"
-Dane Cook
Sousuke misunderstood his new part-time boss' directions to "be a FRIEND to everyone in the park" for the code F.R.I.E.N.D.: Fire Randomly In Every kNown Direction
Surprisingly, the most casualties in the attack were due not to gunshot wounds, but to the medical oddity known as PSWTF, or 'Perpetual State of What The F***'.
In all good anime series, there must be a cute little mascot character. This is one of them.
______________________________________________________________________
"Mr. President, you can call the troops home. I'd like you to meet our final solution to the war on terror."
And when all hope was nearly lost superman blasts through the windows and says " This is a stick up" And at that moment he found out just how cold the building was.
Lord Harrab
Otakuite | Posted 07/23/08 | Reply
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..."
Keizu
Otakuite | Posted 07/23/08 | Reply
That's where the bad bears go.
ing masta
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/21/08 | Reply
As tigger stared in aww. whinnie the pooh reached behind his back and pulled out a semi auto 45. "Tiger. Hand over the honey or you'll be whishing you were lost in the woods".
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/21/08 | Reply
When asked why the new "small creatures" wing of Disney world was closed, the representative requested that parents not allow their kids to glomp the characters and released this photo
4th try to post this, must remember ctrl-c
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/21/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun: Fumo Fumo Fumoffu!
That's most likely an epic dialouge, masked by the voice changer. Ah, sweet irony, thy name is Souske.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
As he stared at the enemy he thought of the most intimadating, horrifying, and dethdefying battle cry
"SHUT UP AND CATCH THE MONKEY"
-------------
Inspired by Who's Line Is It Anyway
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
After seeing Batman and Robin for the first time, Sousuke prepares to track down Joel Schumacher and have a little "talk."
RikuisHOT
RikuisHOT (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
Souske: Don't tell me I didn't win the cosplay contest, I look just like the guy in the picture!!
^.^
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
You want to glomp me?
Have you seen a therapist about those suicidal tendancies?
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meh there it is....
i thought it was funny...
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
I've heard of people creating original costumes for cosplaying at conventions this summer, but this is ridiculous!!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/20/08 | Reply
Gentlemen, behold! The lost Ham Ham.
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
WAIT! I have another one!
Here it is!
Kaname Chidori(offscreen): Now Now Sousuke. It's OK that you didn't take first in the cosplay contest. Now slowly put down the gun...
heehee, I like this one too!
stonegeek
Otakuite | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
This is what happens when you're made to stay in a stuffed animal and deal with "cute" kids all day.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
He's cute, he's fluffy, and he's most likely to scare the crap out of you when you find he is pointing the gun at your head.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
*thinking*
"Wouldnt a ski mask do just as well? I feel like Im going to boil in this damn Hamtaro outfit!"
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/19/08 | Reply
Wow, third place? Cool. ^_^ I'll comment again when I can think of something.
Koneko Krysta
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
This is Sousuke's reply to Adam Sandler after having watched 'Don't Mess With The Zohan'.
All I could think of lol.
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
I wondr what happens when you give a school mascot a gun . . .
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Wow. I got first place. ._. I'll sit this one out. *still in shock*
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
Feel mreh fluffy WRATH!
....
*clink clink* ahsta la vista baby...
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/18/08 | Reply
"Cause you know that day when he finally *poof* snaps and comes to work with a sawed off shotgun, he'll walk down the isles, chick chick boom, chick chick boom. An when when he gets to my office He'll say '*gasp* Thanks for the candy"
-Dane Cook
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
*Waits patiently for numerous Scarface references*
kaiden
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Do I look happy and cute? 'Cause if I do I'm gonna be pissed!
AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Boku: Back off! This movie reel is loaded! -AsagiTaichou visit my site for a good fanfic
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Call me cute ONE more time...
-----or-------
random leg in corner: I finally get to be in an anime, and this is all the screen time I get?!
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Sousuke: YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MICKEY "THE MISER" MOUSE!
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
first Happy the bear ... who next Micky Mouse
Zelgadis
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Squeak softly and carry a big BOOMSTICK!!!
(Corny, I know)
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Sousuke misunderstood his new part-time boss' directions to "be a FRIEND to everyone in the park" for the code F.R.I.E.N.D.: Fire Randomly In Every kNown Direction
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Here's the goverment's secret weapon is for Iraq
My thoughts create my world
inuyashafreak20
Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
What do you mean the moon isn't made of cheese!?!?!
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Chivalry's not dead, but it will be soon...
-0-0-0-0-0-0
Lol! Personal quote!
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun: You knocked him down, why don't you try knockin' me down!
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Surprisingly, the most casualties in the attack were due not to gunshot wounds, but to the medical oddity known as PSWTF, or 'Perpetual State of What The F***'.
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
@:
Nice one, Squee! lol, that one has gotta win top 3!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
is it just me, or does this seem like that time with the death doll battle a few weeks ago? i swear this is deja vu....
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
@BloodRedArab:
Ain't that the truth?
Bwahahahaha . . . hope you're not taking your win too hard, now?
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
It looks like someone finally realized how small our big world is.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Meet the guy who takes care of all the "shot'd" moments on TheOtaku.
lilsoftstar
Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Congress thought that Teddy Roosevelt's original idea about foreign policy, "Big Gun Policy" might be little too much.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
The moogle mafia.
Bonta-kun/Sousuke: Give me the money, Kupo!
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun/Sousuke: My ears do NOT make me look like Princess Leia!!
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Ok, here's mineL
When Cosplaying goes horribly, horribly, wrong.
heehee, I actually think this one's funny!
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Dang it wasn't the first Hamtaro joke!:P
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"I DON'T look like Hamtaro's Boss!!"
*Epic failure, I knowXD*
~SG
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Sousuke: "Yeah, I got to the costume shop last, big whup, wanna fight about it?"
mewmewpudding
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
You call him cute, you meet his "little friend".
or
The one hamster that didn't get enough screen time in Hamtaro strikes back.
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*shot down by Bonta for incredibly overused line(s)*
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Never piss off the Great Mouse Detective.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Just thought of another one:
Y'know, they don't really need to to make Hellsing more "family-friendly", do they?
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
In all good anime series, there must be a cute little mascot character. This is one of them.
______________________________________________________________________
"Mr. President, you can call the troops home. I'd like you to meet our final solution to the war on terror."
gaaragirl911
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Say hello to my little friend!
Surprise me ;]
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
When the cute critters go bad
Sakura Kokoro
Keepsake<3 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"Say hello to my little friend~"
((Yeah...lol~~))
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
And when all hope was nearly lost superman blasts through the windows and says " This is a stick up" And at that moment he found out just how cold the building was.
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
*Stares at second place caption* ...You sir, are a harsh man. :|
ZeelZy
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
this is what you get for not paying the yakuza!
Redtiger
Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
It's always the quiet ones... in animal costumes.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
How Sousuke can manage to fire a semi-automatic in an animal costume with no opposable thumbs is beyond me.
firey kai naman
Otakuite | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Thats Great !!!!@#$%^&Z*+_)(
i,ll join today for chat roomz
minicon3167
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun- Hold it right there, or i'll shoot! What the? I don't have thumbs!!!
minicon3167
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun- This is for screwing Tony over.
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
Bonta-kun: "Fumoffu! Fumoffu!"
Hostage: "I'd be happy to oblige with whatever your demands are if only I knew what that meant!"
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
"Your mother plays card games in hell!"
(Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged reference. Seemed to fit the situation.)
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
You've got five minutes to send out Mickey or the Mouseketeers get it!
Bazinga!
Hiko
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/17/08 | Reply
When furies ATTACK!
To night at 11
You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ