You saved my kitty from the tree! *plop*

I'm going to McyD's durring the luch rush...
(I work at McDonalds. It fucking sucks)

No sweety mommy's not mad, she just needs to have a talk with daddy and his secretary for a moment

Sakuraba: Wait, what? I'm supposed to give this to her?

Little Girl: YEAH! MY TIME HAS ARRIVED!

Sakaruba: "That is the biggest chicken I have ever seen...in...my...life."
Little girl: "Finally! My craving for KFC will be subsided!"

*in reference to the Simpsons*
Homer:(singing) ohhh, cleaning my gun with the saftey of saftey of, cleaning my gun with the saftey off *blam*

The most efficient cure for annoying little girls.

girl in back:YEY LET'S BLOW UP THE WORLD!
pink haired girl: i think we'll need more explosives for that..

Sakaruba:I'm sorry I thought you said wepons of mass destruction...not fluffy bunnies....

Since when is this not ok for carry-on?

Sakuraba:Oh my gosh. I just shot an eagle

kid:FINALLY! now i can give someone a good reason to kill you!

Kid: Yay! We found it!

Sakuraba: You mean That is the monster you were talking about?

Sakuraba: Are you sure this is where the Evil Mastermind resides?
Random Kid: Of course! School is the perfect place for an Evil Genius!

Sakuraba: "Oh! This one's going to need some serious facial implants..."
Little Girl: "Big ones!"

I posted before but i wanted to revise my entry a bit....is that allowed?
Anyway this is what i wanted to change it into:
Milfuelle: Ok, Preparations complete. Now where was that icecream sale that you told me about?
Girl: Yay, icecream!

It is basically the same as the previous entry....you decide which one is better.

Little Girl: "What kind of terrorist are you?"
Big Girl: " A terrifying terrorist!"
Little Girl: "Really?"
Big Girl: ".....SILENCE!....I KILL YOU!!!!

Little Girl: okay you have all the equipment to beat everyone in Super smash Brothers brawl!!

big Girl: but...aren't we suppose to fight in the game?

I don't think there is room for the giant robot anymore....

Milfuelle Sakuraba: So...we're going to go to a Toy Store and WHAT?!

Little girl: Yay! She's come to destroy the evil comment boxes on VV!

Sakuraba: Uhhh, I don't think this will do it.

milfeulle:"Wait. Why did I get all of these guns?"
little girl:"LOOK! It's the puppy from the meteor"

Milfuelle shot down the Nice Boat.

By the looks of it this is were the submissions go. And I died a little inside with this one.

Milfeulle: Isn't this a little big?
Kid: That's what she said!

Sakuraba:Alright I think Im ready for school....

Sakuraba: *pointing gun* did I hit a plain.., no wait, a bird no wait
Little girl: Omg It's your ex

Background character: Well since you went to public school, I'll assume you can handle the most basic weaponary.
Milfeulie: Thats not funny.

-darknessslayer

Milfuelle: *Pulls out weapons* "Alright, where's this spider you spoke of?"

Sakuraba: Uh so you want me to blow up the annoying girl behind me
little girl:YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Little Girl: YAY! YAY!! YAY!!! MISS SAKURABA BLEW UP THE SCHOOL! YAY!!
Sakuraba: I knew they shouldn't have put me in charge of security.

Never play the "made-you-look" game with a heavily-armed girl.

"this will help get Bin Ladin Right?" "Yay, Yay!!!"

Forte: Damn Milfeulle... Her body is SO not suitable for holding weapons... why do i get transferred to her body of all others!?

Milfeulle: Wow i didn't know i look so -

Forte: Shuddap

Total OMG factor here. I love Galaxy Angels. Milfeulle is one of my faves.

Here I go...

"This is what happens when Forte tries to bake a cake."
(Just in case some of you don't know, Forte is the one who usually holds the guns and stuff. And Milfuelle always cooks.)

Another entry?
Milfuelle: I lost my cat in the first episode. I'm going to get a new one.
Kid: *only in thought* As a pet? ...or as decoration?

One more...
Milfuelle... "Oh... So that's what blood looks like."

Last one, I promise...
"Milfuelle and the kid made a bet, that whoever can collect the least number of guns, loses, and must be shot, immediately. On the spot, she notices that she has lost."

I know some parents are overprotective but God Damn

you kno its bad when the world turns to young sexy girls in skirts to fight our own battles

hehe im terrible at this

Sakuraba: You mean we're NOT supposed to use lethal force against small children? Kid: Emotional damage FTW!

"I never thought I will need aaaaaaaaaaall this weapons to take care of this brat..." XD

Sakuraba: What?! You want me to carry all of this stuff . . . and babysit the kid? But. . . but . . . Why?
Girl: Wee! I wanna play with um' next!

good thing I found these weapons before that little girl. Look at her insane little face I can't imagine what kind of horror she could possess

Sakuraba: "Uh, anyone see my M16?"

Miffule: WTF! I was just checking my weapons for assassinating the capt-er target!!!!
Girl: Who's the captain?
Miffule: Oh, I thought you were Forte!
Forte (from off scene): Who said my name?

Sakuraba: Wow, all this for one kid. Guess a spanking wasn't enough.

Who knew Sakuraba would take "stick to your guns" so seriously?

Now lil girl, it time to teach you how to make a guy feel small. Which one do you think would have the beeeeeest effect?

(Tally) Um ..... we are not trying to kill everyone.
(Milfeulle) Follow the bloody red road follow the bloody red road.

Sakuraba: *gasp* my inner child is speaking to me.
*looks behind her* oh.

(am i alowed to enter twice? if not, disregard this)damn! where's my rocket launcher?

and yes we should all go watch slayers NOW.

child: hey! hey girl! I hearded a esplosion back thataway!!! it went boom!

pink: ...damn cat.

little girl: yay! festival!

sakuraba: yeah...uh...festival, sure....heh heh heh...

Sakuraba:...Oops... So that's what a guy looks like ater his head is blown off...

Random Girl: teh heh lets cover our tracks! quick! grab the trashcan and put it on his shoulders! I'll grab the crayons!

girl:uh, okay...maaayybe rushing at and attempting to glomp the Ed cosplayer wasn't the best idea...

Sakuraba:T-T...

Sakuraba: ……..I missed……
Little Girl: MY TURN!

kindergarten girl: hope you like the tank i just got you, i thought it went good with your other guns!
milfeulle sakuraba: how did you afford this!?

In the decades prior to invention of the tin opener only children with the most dedicated mothers were able to enjoy beans on toast

(This new way of displaying comments isn't so good for the caption battles as it obscures the picture)

Oh, what the hell. XD I'm feeling uninspired today.

Girl: "So what are we going to do tonight, Milfeulle?"

Sakuraba: "The same thing we do every night, random extra. (lock-'n-load) Try to take over the world."

This is what you do when you feel angry inside

"when bird hunting, make sure you are well prepaired; that means bringing the inferred scope for the bozoka!"

Sakuraba: "Holy Jabba the Hut..." She has finally completed her mission of defeating the small rebel squadron on Endor nad is about to enter her tie-fighter to return to the Death Star. She has just seen its massive explosion. The small child in the background is a very happy Ewok in disguise.

Or....

Sakuraba: The National Rocket Lancher Association says that, "Rocket Launchers don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.

Little girl: Bang!!

Sakuraba: *collapses*

little girl: ....so THAT'S the new Version Vibrant!! It's so shiny!!!

Sakuraba: It is shiny...time to have a blast *aims rocket launcher*

Sakuraba gives a public service announcement:

Remember kids, guns don't kill people- people kill people. Although I'd say that it's the ammunition that does it, you know, bullets and rockets. Who heard of a gun killing someone by itself? Well... I guess a gun could kill a person if you were to throw it at them or bludgeon them with it. But that's not really using it for its proper purpose; you might as well use a mace or something. You could use the gun to trip someone over the edge of a cliff, but I guess that's more the fall that kills them than the gun, unless they had a REALLY sensitive shin and died of shin pain. Oh, some guns have bayonets! They can kill people! But anyway, what was I saying...?

Btw....it is always time to watch Slayers....either with or without Naga. Best news ever was hearing that they are going to make 2 new seasons.

Milfeulle: Ok, preparations complete. Now lets get to that store where they are having that icecream sale!

Milfeulle: Since you don't have any parents, and I'm far too busy to take care of you, I'll teach you how to hunt in a spaceship!

Girl: But couldn't we just go eat in the cafeteria?

Milfeulle: Fine... but I'm still gonna teach you how to fire these weapons!

Girl: Yay!

Milefeulle: Well I guess that planet takeover was a huge success.

Girl: Thank god I'm still alive...

SomeGuy, thank you for acknowledging my mild guidance towards Slayers; I strongly doubt you'll be disappointed.

Millfeulle : "Ano . . . Rambo-san, you dropped something."

Milfeulle realized that the little girl was telling the truth. She DID forget her pistol

Sakuraba: Let me see here, the giant alligators in New York...meet my shotgun, giant car carrying spiders in Texas...face my rpg, the boogeyman...feel the sting of my grenades, and my evil teachers...meet my little clone...Mua ha ha ha!

Little girl: You do realize that none of those (excluding your teachers) are real, right?

Sakuraba: B-b-but I was told that they were real...

Little girl: You were duped.

Sakuraba: Oh (cries) .... Wait! I'll just use these for good then! (evil grin)

Little girl: (sigh)

Little Girl: Silly Sakuraba! Heavy artillery equipment is for soldiers!

Sakuraba: Darn...

Sakuraba: Huh? But the little girl told me that kindergarteners AREN'T forbidden to play with the big toys.

Girl-YAY. Violence!

Milfeulle Sakuraba: Okay, how am I suppose to work these things?

Kindergartener: You're so stupid! You have to load it, then you turn the safety off. Everybody knows that's a Mossberg DeathKiller5R20 with a full power 12 gauge buckshot and a range of 40 m - 60 m, used by both the Netherlands and the United States. Geez, you're so uncultured!

Sakuraba: huh? what do you mean Version Vibrant is finally up and running? what? my services are no longer required?!

"I know I left that sniper rifle somewhere."
"I can help you look, I'm an extra as in extra help!!"

"Uh-oh, looks like I blew up another planet.... no hard feelings to you guys, 'kay?"

Sakuraba: Whoa! They weren't kidding about the roaches in Florida. Going to need some bigger guns!

Milfuelle: "I can't believe what I just did..."
Kid: "Yay for violence!"

(seriously though, can we get the comments to popup in their own window? Please?...)

Sakuraba: Well, I brought the guns, we should be fine now that--
Person taking picture: THE MONSTER! IT'S BEHIND YOU!
Sakuraba: What?! *color drains from face*
Girl: COOKIES!!!
Camera: *click*

Sakuraba: w...what? i didnt just blow up that super expensice n influencial monument because i felt like it since i accidentally destroyed another one next to it.....

girl: yay~ pretty whorls of flame and smoke~~~