Sorry I've reposted this one a couple times already, but I'm just fixing it every once in a while. :

The otakuites watched as Yoko attempted to assassinate the Bossman Cupcake... and missed, leaving us with an angry pastry, terrified otakus, and a bloody Adam.

Helpful Hint of the Day: Never piss Yoko off while she's PMSing

Yoko: You pervs keep starin and i'll turn this baby on you.

Men:... Is it worth it?

Ya not great but it works... right?

The otakuites watched in horror as Yoko attempted to assassinate the Bossman Cupcake... and missed, leaving us with an angry cupcake, terrified otakus, and a dead Adam.

Yoko: Sayanora, Bin Laden (blam blam)
Men: Oh no! They shot President Bush, thinking he's Bin laden! Lets run before she shoots us, thinking we're Bin Laden's henchmen!

caption 1: It's shotting range with a twist ... you get to be the target!

caption 2: (random guys): She makes Naruto's "sexy jutsu" look pretty ugly...

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geez, both of them are kinda lame, but i really suck at making up humor on the spot xD

@Hiko:

xD Holy that was funny!

LOL I agree with jae, hiko's caption is hilarious XD

sorry, couldnt help it.

Guy in glasses (thinking):

"If she farts, it would totally ruin the moment."

Halo had some new, albeit unoriginal, but effective gameplay additions to better "service" players.

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I have nothing against Halo, but this would be so funny if it was in the game. lolz.

@somegirl:

"Okay so that was only funny in my head... Very British sense of humor. I'll never win this thing."

Why not? My British wit has won it for me...you just have to hope everyone else understands it (side note to everyone else: that too was a joke)

Proving that writing your real name in your pants so you'll never forget is a bad move...especially if you're really called Henry.

@Fundies HOORAH:

You think so? Heh, yeah, my dad said the same thing, thanks sis.^^ did you read the one on your site?

@xXHaseos GirlXx:

Teehee, yours is funny too. XD

xoxo,
Britty

@Fundies HOORAH:

HAHAH!! That was a good one sis!!

The guys: GACK!! YOUR PANTIES ARE SHOWING!!!!

Yoko: OH SHUT IT!! *boom* and another bites the dust! *bang* And another one gone! *boom* Another one bites the dust!

meh, thats all I got.

I said I wanted that purple sweater!

Out of all of the men here, it is very clear that the blonde guy has the best view of the action.

(Yea, yea... I know.. >_

GOOD GOD!!! BARBIE UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0oO

Hehe, I just made this up off the top of my head!

Yoko: Give me the role of Asuka in the next "Evangelion" movie! Now! I don't care how hot looking I have to be to get the part!

It was only after watching twelve hours of Ghost in the Shell that Yoko learned how to snipe a target while still retaining the aspect of moé.

@somegirl:

7thEvaChild votes for three people: Sage of Magic, Master Hiko and myanime149

(nice idea, somegirl)

Yoko: I can't see the target!!! Can anyone get a better view?
Everyone else:.........(You know what they're thinking)

Somegirl votes for master hiko and timechaser if we're doing votes here

Oh haha

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. But the gun helps! =D

What can I say? Big girls deserve some big ass guns.

Every swimsuit models dream: to shoot the other contestants

Yoko likes re-enacting scenes from Enemy At The Gates.

Yoko decided to try hitting the beer can from a few hundred feet away, the problum is, that instead of shooting a beer can, she accedentially hit a car and caused a four-way wreck, but hey, let's giver 'er another try! -AsagiTaichou visit my site for a good fanfic

girl: TAKE THAT YA' DONUT NATZI'S!

*The person about to write this caption was shot to death by a certain Gurren Lagann character for writing dirty things. Tell your friends, fellas.*

-Yoko

@Sage of Magic:

gotta say, i like it, sage.

@Kensuke Ryumura:

No, thats the REASON they dont let girls into their clubhosues.

@somegirl:

hey give it some time somegirl, u never know, u might win this one and surprise urself

Yoko is upset about fansubbers destroying the anime industry and noticed that no one was fixing the problem. So she decided to.

@Hiko:

Hko, that ones brilliant! if that doesnt place top 3, then i would be upset for u.

You see, this is what happens when you play Grand Theft Auto for hours on end. By the time you're done playing, you can't get your head out of the game and into reality... and reality suffers. Big time.

Ever had one of those moments when all of the sudden, everything is going in slow motion?
........
.....yeah.....

yoko: LETS KILL EM ALL!! >=D
others: =O

At 8:52 her mother in law is supposed to drive into the drive way.

"Boys, step aside and let a woman handle this..." *cocks gun* "Little boys shouldn't play with big guns." *grins*

Under normal circumstances, the four guys probably would have stopped the sniper from shooting their friends. Unfortunately, the erections had rendered them useless...

@myanimeworld149:

lawl, win.

This is why never mess with a girl in a skirt and owns a machine gun.

When auditioning for the part of 'Jessie' in Pokemon only one girl provided an interesting twist to capturing pikachu.

this is what happens when girls don't get their chocolate.

"Holy crap! A scantily-clad woman wielding a firearm! We're all gonna die!"

"Shut up, Fred. At least we'll die happy!"

Summer of 2008: stalking fangirls take it to a whole new level.

Well, here's my 'entry'

Caption: Japan's counterattack against The U.S. on August 6th, 1945 at 8:51AM.

Okay so that was only funny in my head... Very British sense of humor. I'll never win this thing.

*Shrilly man screams*

Yoko: *Drops in* I sense some males in distress! Don't worry I'll save you! *Whips out gun from top* These bra's are more useful than people give them credit for! They're excellent gun holsters!

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>_>

xoxo,
Britty

They stood there in bewilderment, wondering HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE PULL THAT GUN OUT FROM UNDER HER SKIRT?!?!

@somegirl:

Fixed! Ahahah!

Ohh no the picture's broken.

I really think there were a few better responses. Lease ones that made me laugh a little more but I love tinydynamine's response though lol