Ranma: "Someday, I'll be a REAL boy!"
Akane: "..."

Ranma: Omygawd, it's GORDON FREEMAN!
Akane: Big deal, all he's got is a crowbar, and a lousy pistol.

@AdamX:

Umm, don't you think it should be AKANE pulling RANMA'S ear? I don't really get it...

Ranma: We found candy mountain, akane!
Akane: It is a pile of gum, you moron. Now lets get out of here!

Ramna: I see a light shinning at the end of a dark tunnel!
Akane: That's a train dolt!

Ranma: KANZEBAN! XD
Akane: You just lost the first edition...-_-

Kanzeban means 'complete set'

Ranma: Oh!! She's so beautiful!!
Akane: That's a telephone pole. I'm right here...

(Much love to SomeGuy for the anime flashback!!)

Rammina:"What?! someone is about to be smacked in the face with a giant frying pan!! WHERE!"

Akane: "You're an idiot."
Ranma: "FINALLY! Someone underSTANDS me!"

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.

Ranma: Akane isn't it the most beutiful thing you have ever seen!!!!

Akane: Ranma thats a yaoi store

Ranma: I know!!!!!

Ranma is such a drama queen.

Ah geez... looks like the animators got lazy again. Either those are sparkles around Ranma (I wouldn't be surprised) or those are poor quality background dot... things...

As ranma continued his rant akane prepared for what now is know as ranmas "sleepy time"

SMACK!

Maybe this one is ok

Ranma: "I'm totally prettier than you Akane when I turn into a girl!"

Akane: "Don't make me get the all mighty pan and thonk you with it!!"

Ranma: I can't believe it! We're not such an old anime that we can't be used in the caption contest!

Akane: Especially when our names are given out like that...

(ugh, just can't think of anything better, I must have hot my caption peak and fallen)

Ramna: Omg I lyk so had thiz dreem last nite and it wuz gr8!
Akane: Will you please speak English?!?!

Akane:Uhh.....does my cut off hand....i don't know.....disturb anyone?!

ranma: OMG! SO AKANE IS ALICE?!
akane: Just go and get that stupid white rabbit -_-

Ranma: Lookit! I knew Santa was real! See the sled?! SEE IT?!

Akane: It's a cloud, moron. And by the way, I'm getting kidnapped offscreen here! A little help? Help?!

Ranma: I'VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR, SANTA!!!

@:

that one is pretty good, haruka-san. surely that will place.

Ok, ive already tried this once, but this just came to me and i had to post it:

Ranma: Akane-chan, we finally got on Caption Battle! -sparkles-

Akane: Thanks a lot, Someguy..... -_-'

Ranma: "Now thats how you should really pose Akane."
Akane: "Ranma, you really are a weird one."

Ranma: Generic anime "That would be awesome!" pose!

Akane: Generic anime female "the male lead of this show is a total retard" glare.

wow First congradulatiosn to me!
And congradulations to Sage of Magic and Schultzie!

I got nothing right now...

Akane: My hand got chopped off...
Ranma: No more bitch slaps from you? Yay!

Hmmmm, I've never seen this but I'll give it a try. ^^

Akane: Ranma! Take a time out in the corner! NOW!
Ranma: I said I was sorry! Don't you believe me? *cries*

>_> I'm not sure if that's funny or not. XP

-Sabrina

Ranma: OMG WE'RE DUBBING THIS IN JAPANESE?
Akane: I really hate you. Alot

Ranma: Oh. My. God. Mamma Mia! finally came out! I've just got to see it!
Akane: If you need me, I'll be in theatre 3, watching Batman.

YEAH!! ALRIGHT MASTER HIKO!!!!

ok, here i go:

Ranma: Can you just believe it, Akane-chan? its so beautiful...... -sparkles-

Akane: -_-' just shut up and lets go....

yeah, i know, its the best i got, but i dont know this show too well

Ranma: W-wooooow! It's Hannah Montana!!!
Akane: Don't make me list the seven things I hate about YOU Ranma. Now get in the car.

Ranma: And then the little puppy licked me it was so cute!!!
Akane: Hurry up with that gun, I need to get 'em wile the chances are still good! -AsagiTaichou hate is an empty feeling love is a dear emotion

Ranma: ....DON'T WORRY, AKANE! OUR LOVE WILL SEE US THROUGH THIS TIME OF HORROR!!!

Akane: The only horror here is your bad acting. Go home...now
!

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Meh. ^.^; Ranma's face just screamed crappy monologue.

ramna: it's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen! candy mountain is real!

akane: it's made of cardboard, now get in the van, idiot.

This is what happens when Ranma gets caught monologuing.

*FWAP*

Second? Cool!

Ranma: "OH MY GOD! BRETT FAVRE IS COMING TO NEW YORK! I have to do so many things before the season starts!!!!!"

Akane: *SMACK*

Akane is a Giants fan.