Tessai: Please? I've done this before, it's all good!
Ikkaku: That makes it even less appealing, you wannabe rapist!
Tessai: If you keep up the struggle, it won't be 'wannabe' for long.
or
My sexual innuendo senses are tingling!
Last edited by chibi master at 10:50:50 PM EDT on September 11, 2008.
Ikkaku: NO! I do not need Rogaine, I like the way I look!!!
Tessai: You do not understand, my glasses do nothing for the horrible shine! My poor retinas, hold still!!!!
Tessai: C'mon! Take it off!
Ikkaku: Are you crazy?! What are you doing??
Tessai: I said take it off or I'll take it off for you!
Ikkaku: I'll kill you!
The two fought for hours trying to remove Ikkaku's gigai.
What Tessai wants, Tessai gets. Unless Ikkaku does not want. Then things get violent.
OR
Ikkaku: CURSE YOU YAOI CRACKPAIR LOVING FANGIRLS!!! CURSE YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
x-------------------x
That's all I got. I apologize to said yaoi crackpair loving fangirls, but it was too good to resist.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/17/08 | Reply
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8d736b3127ccec57760a8014c00000040O00RcMWjRy4Yg9vPh4/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D480/ry%3D320/
sorry bout the long url and the horrible editing but i thought i would add to my joke
DrSlime
Otakuite | Posted 09/16/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: NO! I already gave you a cookie.
Tessai: But you promised two cookies.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/16/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: I hate yaoi that means i DON'T suck! (oh wait wrong show)
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/14/08 | Reply
Wow... Even characters VOICED by Vic Mignogna have their share of insane fans... O.O
----or----
Ikkaku: DUDE! Get your creepy, handlebar-mustached face out of my personal bubble!!!
samuraigirl122
ninja.shimp.x3 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/13/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: STALKER!! STALKER!! if you touch im gonna call the police that ur sexually harassing me!!! stay back or else!
Tessai: but ikkaku i love you!!! ur like one of my favorite idols!!!
Calaya
Team | Posted 09/13/08 | Reply
Poor old Michael Stipe was still fighting off the fans after so many years.
KCHuang
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/13/08 | Reply
Brains...
wanspell
Otakuite | Posted 09/12/08 | Reply
Ikkaku:"What did I say about being in public!?"
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/12/08 | Reply
Unbenkownst to the others, Tessai had a huge bandage fetish.
Last edited by red.alchemist at 12:29:09 PM EDT on September 14, 2008.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/12/08 | Reply
This week, on Friday Night RAW . . .
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/12/08 | Reply
“Ikkaku: Get your stinking hands off me you dam, dirty ape!”
Oh, Planet of the Apes, is there a line in your silver screen magnificence that dose not work for this caption?
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/12/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: Don't make me into flour for your bread! I'm begging you!!!!!
Tai-dyed
Otakuite | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!
Tessai: Yes you did, so stop resisting it...
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: please i need to change your bandages!
ikkaku: THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME TODAY!! no!!
chibi master
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: Please? I've done this before, it's all good!
Ikkaku: That makes it even less appealing, you wannabe rapist!
Tessai: If you keep up the struggle, it won't be 'wannabe' for long.
or
My sexual innuendo senses are tingling!
Last edited by chibi master at 10:50:50 PM EDT on September 11, 2008.
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: Oh no, I'm not going for that again! It's your fault I'm wearing these damn bandages!
gaaralovesyou123
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Remember kids... if he has a molestache... he's not a doctor
ing masta
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
As fan girls cheered the bald uncles of the world stared in horror.
XD
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Remember, everyone: "Screw you!" means "No." "Screw me!" means "Yes!"
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: Lets fight!
Ikkaku: THIS IS NOT THE UFC!!!!
Eh, thats all I got.
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: it's all good (=3
bald guy: HELL NO!
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
i don't think ikkaku meant it when he said "eff you!"
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
tisk tisk, manly bondage...
not all of us can submit to it...
Miss Anonymous
Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku was very upset to find that Tessai wasted such a full head of hair on corn rows.
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
...Ikkaku's very ticklish.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Mizuro isn't the only one who has a thing for bald guys.
Markus wolfe
Grand Otaku | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
I KEEL YOU!
Nanyoky
Otakuite | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: Woah man! No means no!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
@fluffy sama fan:
i think your second one hits it right on the money. u have to place this week
Hiko
Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
This shows that bald guys are just as good as blonds.
Last edited by Master Hiko at 4:51:39 PM EDT on September 20, 2008.
You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
And then Ikkaku realized Tessai had a different way of expression then he did. A VERY different way.
Sole Storyteller
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Looks like Ikkaku doesn't like playing Twister.
zerro
Otakuite | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
once again while playing spin the bottle it lands on Ikkaku
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: It's the best remedy for balding hair! Works for me every time!
Ikkaku: Argh! Noooo! I saw what you did to Urahara!
foxfireburn
The Elusive (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: HOMIE DON'T PLAY DAT!!
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
@FunkMasterFlex3:
ohhh you are a horrible person....
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Or did that line go along the lines of...
"Ikkaku: They blew it up! Dam you! Dam you all to hell!
Tessai: Relax, it's just the basement."
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
�Every time you look at yaoi, a ninja kills a kitten. Guess who isn�t a dog person.�
�It�s still not as bad as Poppa Rocks X Jelly Jiggler yaoi.�
�Ikkaku: Get that darn mustache away from me!�
And finally, with what could be my lamest entry in the caption battle yet.
�Ikkaku: You blew it up! Dam you! Dam you all to hell!
Tessai: Relax, it�s just the basement."
Last edited by the real yojimbo at 11:26:37 AM EDT on September 11, 2008.
jeweloflife
Afrofantastic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
DO NOT WANT.
Not even the yaoi fangirls would tap that.
Last edited by jeweloflife at 10:21:17 AM EDT on September 11, 2008.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: Please! Just one little peek!
Ikkaku: NO TOUCHY!!!
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: Bad Touch!! Bad Touch!!
Zelgadis
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: NO! I do not need Rogaine, I like the way I look!!!
Tessai: You do not understand, my glasses do nothing for the horrible shine! My poor retinas, hold still!!!!
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: C'mon! Take it off!
Ikkaku: Are you crazy?! What are you doing??
Tessai: I said take it off or I'll take it off for you!
Ikkaku: I'll kill you!
The two fought for hours trying to remove Ikkaku's gigai.
AnimeEmoKitty
Grand Otaku | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Tessai: Come with me if you want to live!
Ikkaku:I RATHER DIE!
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
You know, Yumichika would have been better for this scene.
Last edited by schultzie at 6:01:41 AM EDT on September 11, 2008.
Heartless15
Stealthy Puppy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: GET OFF OF ME!!!!! Director!!! i said i don't agree with this yaoi scene...
*hahahha, firstime joining in a caption battle*
Kimmeh
The Beautiful German | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.
Good times.
"This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."
fluffy sama fan
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
What Tessai wants, Tessai gets. Unless Ikkaku does not want. Then things get violent.
OR
Ikkaku: CURSE YOU YAOI CRACKPAIR LOVING FANGIRLS!!! CURSE YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
x-------------------x
That's all I got. I apologize to said yaoi crackpair loving fangirls, but it was too good to resist.
AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: For the last time! I don't need a hug! That pretty blonde girl does! Not a bald guy!
Tessai: Why not do it anyway?
Yeah that REALLY sucked for a Bleach fan
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
DO NOT WANT
FunkMasterFlex3
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku: I SAID I WANTED A "P" B AND J!!!
________________
If you didn't get that then you need to get the hell out.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku soon discovered that Uruhara Shop's "Uruharem" was not all it was cracked up to be.
FunkMasterFlex3
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
Ikkaku didnt understand what Tessai ment by "Oral Exam" ....he soon found out.
FunkMasterFlex3
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/11/08 | Reply
There's always that one guy that takes sex jokes way too far.
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
Tessai: "Stop being such a baby, the world's top scientists say the Large Hadron Collider is completely safe."
Ikkaku: "No! I won't have anything to do with that blasphemous thing!"
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
Say no to sex.
If this fails use force.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
Tessai wants to induct Ikkaku into the Leiderhosen Club. Ikkaku does not want.
Last edited by TimeChaser at 11:46:55 PM EDT on September 10, 2008.
Bazinga!
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
Tessai. The freaky stalker, shop-keeping owner guy.
Oh my god that sucked.
Last edited by Keome at 11:30:18 PM EDT on September 10, 2008.
My thoughts create my world
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
oh this can go so many different ways..........
Ikkaku: NO, DANGIT!!!! i said No Tessai-san!
Tessai: I am only doign as instructed, get your mind out of the gutter.....
yeah, ill have someone better ones later
Hyper Vampp Boi
悪影響 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
Tessai: Mmm... you smell purdy..
lmao, I can't resist... this looks so funny
Last edited by Hyper Vampp Boi at 11:28:11 PM EDT on September 10, 2008.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 09/10/08 | Reply
...and then the fangirls screamed.