Ten seconds later, Geomon discovered that the only way to defeat a Fake treasure chest in Tales of Symphonia is to use magic. He stared in disbelief. "What?! And they were never heard from again?!"

Goemon realized too late that he should have gone with the steel slicing model.

Goemon " Ah ha ha! ive finally found he 4 Mil Crunchy roll got! Lets see em stave off the lawdogs now!"

Geomon was convinced that the glowing, golden chest was a pinata...

Goemon's reaction to Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff

Goemon: Damn it! I knew i left my keys in my other pants!

Hiring Geomon: $2000
Wicked Sharp Katana $500
Huge golden chest: $7500
Shiping and Handeling for katana and chest: $4000
Watching Geomon fail 2 things at once: Priceless

Little did Goemon know, that scene for Inuyasha: The Movie 4 could not be reenacted so easily.

Another one!

"Goemon: Dang it! My trial time has run out, and I still can't get this treasure chest open! *whack, whack, whack*"

(See upper right hand of the screen)

"POLE VAULTING. You're doing it wrong."

"HOLY CRAP! Where's the floor gone?!"

And so the epic battle of man against inanimate objects continues...

"Goemon then learned that unlike Jill Valentine, he is not a master of unlocking."

Pandora ain't got nuthin on this bitch

Geomon: *thinking* If this doesn't work, then I'll have to bring out the heavy artillery! Like my SUPER-DUPER SHINY SWORD!!

I was inspired when I read ing masta's caption. I dedicate this caption to you, and I really hope someone gets this and laughs

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Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Gomen vrs Chest round 1...Fight!!

Gomen use sashimi slice on the chest.....

....Chest loses 0 health points....

Chest use Chest suprise attack on Gomen..... Gomen loses 100000 health points.....gomen been defeated......

Geomon: I can't find the lock opening so I'll just keep whacking it with my sword until I get it open. YARRRRGGHH!!!
Random person: Just wait until he finds out that it's on the other side -_-

Thinking: This is worst then the time I couldn't open the pickle jar.

Yet another example of RPG hysteria.

It was then that Geomon learned that there are now only two things his sword can't cut through.

Desperate to find out if his son is doing drugs, Goeman tried to open his son's "special chest" at any cost.

little did Goemon know that the only way to destroy the One Chest was to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom...

There's no time to wait for a locksmith, we'll just do this the old fashioned way.

Goemon learned the hard way that, no matter what Sora might have said, blades were not keys.

Goemon: Bad Bad treasure chest

Goemon is trying to cut a hard carmel covered ham of Easter.

Goemon: Darn the American hersheys plant! This was supposed to be chocolate candy with carmel inside! That's the last time I trust Fuujiko, Lupin and the black market!

Goemon: Darn you conveniently placed golden box!
Break this sword so you can conveniently open and reveal an even stronger sword!

"Why is this such a questionable situation to be in while in a palace?"

I've got two ideas
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1) AAHHHH!!! A SPIDER!!! *whack*

2)Here we see a perfect example of Goemon's strange hatred for anything gold.

HA! Every one knows that a level 1 chest can be opened with my flaming sighing monkey combo!

If hitting this stupid box with my amazing sword technique doesn't get me into the next Super Smash Brothers Melee game, I don't know what will!

Goemon needs to stop playing video games. Or get some anger management classes, either way everyone will be a lot safer.
Goemon:"You no good SOB, I'm gonna kill you!!"
Me: "......... You do realize I'm like a cocroach? Hard to get rid of, and can survive a nuclear holucost."

I SAID "OPEN SESEME!" DAMIT! NOW OPEN UP!!

Damn i lost my key AGAIN!

Apparently, RPG's lied about being able to open chests with swords...

I know what I'll do. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea inside of a box. Then I'll put that box inside of another box. Then I'll MAIL that box to myself!!! And when it gets here? Haha! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A SWORD!!!!!

:D

Well, first time for everything...

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Taunting French Treasure Chest: "Ha! You think you can beat me you stupid swordsmen from a silly island! No snivelling snot could ever steal my stash of secret stuff! Stop striking me and leave you sword swinging, jumping Japanese jerk!"

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Yeah... can anyone guess what I watched last night? lol

After slaying hundreds of the most vile, wretched monsters and undead creatures, after coursing through murky, putrid passageways and solving ridiculous puzzles which only make sense to the clinically insane, after a long and tiring battle with a 30 foot disease-ridden titan, our hero finally reaches his prize. But alas, he missed the key in the third room on the left of the southwest atrium of the castle exterior. For shame Mr. Hero, you should've asked the clerk at Gamestop about this.

"Dammit! I KNEW I should have rolled a rogue..."

OoO....I....won... YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Thank You People
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I hire a lock smith and i get a crazed samurai who hates boxes. Typical.
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THANKS AGAIN FOR MAKING MY FIRST WIN A BIG ONE!!!!

When all else fails, try smashing it.

Goemon had heard the sword was the key to the greatest treasure in all the world. Problem was, he didn't know what held the treasure.

"Dammit! Locking the keys into the safe sounded as a good idea at the time!" XD

Finally! With Lupin out of the picture I can finally show off my safe cracking skills.

Goemon: if i could only get this open, then id be able to level up!!

Goemon: The rules of rock-paper-scissors don't apply to samurai!

I want my Lucky Charms, you damn leprechaun! I need the magically deliciousness.

"Stop telling me I'm delusional!"

woah! nice... but still never heard of it ! have to resist temptations! O.o

Indiana Jones (out-of-shot, tied to a stake): "Don't do it; you'll kill us all!"
Goemon: "HYYYYAAAA!!!!!"
Indiana Jones: "No! Close your eyes; don't look at it! No matter what, don't look at it!"

...this is what happens when you forget your keys at home

~ArIsU hAtAkE~

After playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the last week, Goemon decided that he could pull off Ike's Aether attack on the poor, poor treasure chest.

I know its annoying when you cant open a box...but dont you think thats over doing it a bit....

The Merchant of Venice takes an unexpected twist.

"'Cuts through a rock'? This thing won't even cut through a box! That damn salesman ripped me off!"

Slide #17598: a practical example of the phrase "pissing into the wind"

Some stuff are meant to be left untouched. If AbraCadabra, open sesame, and cutting it into halves with a shiny katana didnt work, nothing else can open the chest

Now I know what you're thinking folks. Most knives can cut through veggies, ginsu knives can cut through boots and whatnot.WATCH this baby cleave through this reinforced steel chest with ease!! And it can be yours for 4 low, low installments of $39.99!!!! Call now!!