And on a separate note... I'm finding consistent use of the word "tranny" for this caption incredibly offensive, you guys... "Tranny" is a derogative term used to describe any transgendered, or transexual person. While the term may have been reclaimed by those specific gender groups, it should only be used among them, to describe themselves. Come on, guys. Show some respect! Where did you grow up; the South?!
(Oh, the irony... See what I did there...? I told you not to make fun of a specific group of people, only to... Make fun of a specific group of people. To all you southerners out there, I apologize. It was just too good to pass up... And thank goodness I'm a tranny who grew up in the south, or I'm sure I probably would have been sniped by now...)
Ed: Trick or treat, smell my feet.
If you don't, I don't care.
I'll pull down your underwear in front of all these innocent little children and show then what you really are!
Tranny: Boys and girls of every Age would you like to see something strange?
come with me and you will see
what this tranny's treat will be.
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Alt.
Ed: fine i will take your candy, but for every peice of Candy Corn i find i shall kill you.
Last edited by Zeru at 8:48:14 PM EST on November 3, 2008.
Somehow I can only think of Eddy Izzard so let's change cake to candy and ......
Transvestite: You! Candy or death?
Edward: Uh, death, please. No! no, Candy! CANDY!
Transvestite: Ahaaa you said death first!
Edward: Well, I meant candy!
Transvestite: Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!
A "tranny" is not what you guys think it is. Seriously. You're going to want to not use that in this week's context. You'll feel bad about it later in life.
Ed: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
Tranny: Oh, I'll give you something "good to eat" alright. Why don't you come in and get comfortable?
LoLoLaLoco
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/01/08 | Reply
Ed suddenly ponders the urban legends surrounding Halloween and wonders if its really worth the free sweets
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/30/08 | Reply
@jRockstar11385:
CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHA
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/30/08 | Reply
@BloodRedArab:
HEY I'M FROM THE SOUTH! D:
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/30/08 | Reply
Micheal Jackson gets a new face for Halloween...
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xD Had to make a Micheal Jackson joke... dunno why though xP
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/29/08 | Reply
Eenie-meenie-manie-mo... who will be the first to go?
(Hahah, sorry, I dunno how to spell 'Eenie-meenie-manie-mo' XP) and it's lousy I know!:P
~SG
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/29/08 | Reply
And on a separate note... I'm finding consistent use of the word "tranny" for this caption incredibly offensive, you guys... "Tranny" is a derogative term used to describe any transgendered, or transexual person. While the term may have been reclaimed by those specific gender groups, it should only be used among them, to describe themselves. Come on, guys. Show some respect! Where did you grow up; the South?!
(Oh, the irony... See what I did there...? I told you not to make fun of a specific group of people, only to... Make fun of a specific group of people. To all you southerners out there, I apologize. It was just too good to pass up... And thank goodness I'm a tranny who grew up in the south, or I'm sure I probably would have been sniped by now...)
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/29/08 | Reply
Edward: .............................Grandpa...?
Keizu
Otakuite | Posted 10/29/08 | Reply
Wow, first place! Thank you! I'll step down on this one. Ed's not the only with a hollowed out head today.
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
I hope no one's done this already....
Ed: Trick or treat, smell my feet.
If you don't, I don't care.
I'll pull down your underwear in front of all these innocent little children and show then what you really are!
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
transvestite: hello little bo... o damn you are good, how do you do that?
Last edited by batosai33 at 6:15:06 PM EST on November 5, 2008.
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
It looks like the foreclosure rates aren't the only think making Halloween suck . . .
Zeru
Otakuite | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
Tranny: Boys and girls of every Age would you like to see something strange?
come with me and you will see
what this tranny's treat will be.
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Alt.
Ed: fine i will take your candy, but for every peice of Candy Corn i find i shall kill you.
Last edited by Zeru at 8:48:14 PM EST on November 3, 2008.
Nehszriah
Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
Person: Oh, and what are you supposed to be, dear?
Ed: I'm a pretty, pretty Pumpkin Princess!
Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
@princess ookumae:
AHAHA!!! I remember that! :D Genius!
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
@red tigress:
Pure Genius. Seriously.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/27/08 | Reply
@red tigress:
That...was fantastic :D
princess ookumae
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/26/08 | Reply
Somehow I can only think of Eddy Izzard so let's change cake to candy and ......
Transvestite: You! Candy or death?
Edward: Uh, death, please. No! no, Candy! CANDY!
Transvestite: Ahaaa you said death first!
Edward: Well, I meant candy!
Transvestite: Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!
AnimeEmoKitty
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/26/08 | Reply
Ed didn't expect THAT costume mask to pop out in her face
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/26/08 | Reply
Number 1 rule of Halloween: Always check your candy for poison and go with an adult. You never know what kind of wackos are out there
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
Ed: you missed a spot...
if you look really close the transvestite has a bit of a stuble.
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
ed:whoa great fake teeth! i need those.
aminesick
D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
Ed:Please, Sir, I want some more
sir:MORE!
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
And so the strangest staring contest of all time, began...
kugen
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
Transvestite: Another little one to add to my collection...
Edward: I SWEAR someone knows I'm here! PASS OVA THE CANDY!!!!
Sensei Ryuu
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
...Want some candy, little child?
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
Spike: I got a candy apple!
Faye: I got some chocolate bars!
Ed: I got mental scars...
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/25/08 | Reply
Ed: "Trick or Treat!"
Transvestite: "Puuuuumpkiiiiin."
SojiRem
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
These are one of the many things that keeping a straight face in will not help.
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Ed: dude don't spit in my hand!
a15luna
Otakuite | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Man: boy what do you want?
Edd: lady its halloween i want candy not a wif of your bad breath
Little did they realize that they called eachother by the wrong gender...
kagurasohma621
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
"Miss, I'm poor and my face is ugly, but may I have some candy."
"Hey! I'm a guy!"
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
“What would you do for a Klondike bar?”
MewChero
Neko Girl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: Trick or treat! GIVE ME CANDY!
Man lady: Ummmmm sorry kid... It's not Halloween... It's Easter...
Woot!
One of my very few captions.
~Chero~
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
every Halloween, it gets harder and harder for children to find the RIGHT house.
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
and yes, the one on the left is Micheal Jackson's daughter.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: No candy? Can Ed have your halloween mask instead?
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him/her.
wolf of sorrow
JMusicGuru (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
The people in this picture obiviously have two different connatations of the word "sweets"
Miss Anonymous
Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: "Hello sir or madam! Would you like to hear of the wonders of the Great Pumpkin today?"
red kie
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
folow me
i have some candy in my trunk [mwhahahahah]
ED: ok ^^
)Oo~ Black rabit ~oO(
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
NICE BEARD LADY!
inherytance
Otakuite | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
And he was never heard from again... Now for the weather!
(I have no clue.... Lost boy in the news? DX)
AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Edward: Hey Lady, my name is Edward, am I a guy or a girl?
Yeah it sucks sorry
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
"Edward: Cough please. (Fail!)"
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: Trick or treat, smell my feet,give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I will hack your software!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Man: Velcome to my haunted house! Bleh!
Ed: Can Ed feel ugly man-woman's face?
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 12:58:55 PM EDT on October 24, 2008.
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Attention Caption Battle Participants:
A "tranny" is not what you guys think it is. Seriously. You're going to want to not use that in this week's context. You'll feel bad about it later in life.
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
"Please sir, I want some more."
____________________________________________________
hehehe i saw that play last night. Was LONG... too LONG.
Last edited by somegirl at 12:18:53 PM EDT on October 24, 2008.
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: Here look at my candy, I bet its bigger than yours
Tranny: Sure whatever, just get away from me weirdo
Last edited by zero guardian at 12:02:31 PM EDT on October 24, 2008.
Yamchaa
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: "I put the lotion on my skin, please dont use the hose again!"
Transvestite: "Alright, a deals a deal, here's some M&Ms"
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
It's a sad day when Halloween means gong up to a man who looks like a girl in broad daylight just for candy
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Even though Ed was scared of the man who looked like a girl one thing kept her going: Candy
OMG it sucks!
My thoughts create my world
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
man: how cute! how 'bout you come inside for some hot chocolate?
ed:yeah.............just give me the candy he-man.
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he-man is a superhero! remember? :3 anyone?anyone?
(edit! i read someguy's comment so i switched one of the names...^^')
Last edited by myanimeworld149 at 2:55:39 PM EDT on October 24, 2008.
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: "Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! If you don't, that's ok, I'll show you yaoi anyway!"
Man: "Meeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh...do you realize that's not inherently funny?"
Last edited by red tigress at 12:46:50 AM EST on November 5, 2008.
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Is it just me, or does the transvestites head look like the ACTUAL treat being given to Ed...?
Linden Rathan
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: why hello ma'am i'm sporting the most scentsational pumpkin perfume would you like to sniff?
Last edited by Linden Rathan at 10:49:54 AM EDT on October 24, 2008.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
Tranny: Oh, I'll give you something "good to eat" alright. Why don't you come in and get comfortable?
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Trannie and Ed (both thinking): The weirdos always come out this time of year, don't they?
chokolatealkemist
Miz (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
yay!! lin got third place for last week!! ^.^ congrats
i have no caption this time lolz
~Ja ne!
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Yay, irony!
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
The transvestite is the real victim here... He doesn't know that Ed's not a guy.
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Edward : Give me candy or I will kill you in your sleep...
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Unnamed Tranny: Do you like movies about Gladiators, Billy
Ed: No and my name is Edward!
Calaya
Team | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
It's one of those cases where the treat will be worse than the trick
liamc2
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
"Yes, that is how long my beard used to be!"
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
"You like popsicles?"
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Ed: Hey lady that's one scary mask. Mind if we trade faces?
sweetdevil
Embracing Insanity (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Halloween just reached a whole new level of creepy.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
Unnamed Tranny: "sorry sailor, im not Julia. JU-LI-US. My name's Julius."
Ed: "uhm, you're reading the wrong script. That's from from episode 12..."
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/24/08 | Reply
You know, Maryland has laws set up for sex offenders on Halloween just to prevent this exact situation...