Mihashi was restless one night,
And what he dreamt up was quite a fright!
Some old gypsy hags,
He insulted their rags,
And they spit out a curse with such might!
"Never again will you critique,"
"The clothes worn by others, pipsqueak!"
"Though it may be crude"
"You are cursed to see nude!"
Poor Mihashi's future looked bleak.
Well he didn't know what to do,
So he tried with such might to come to.
He awoke unaware,
To see Abe sitting there,
Just to find that his dream had come true!
Abe: "so this pirate walks into a bar and he has this huge ship's wheel down the front of his pants. so the barman goes "excuse me sir, but did you know you have a ships wheel stuck down your pants?" and the pirate replies "Y'arr, it's drivin' me nuts!""
Mihashi: "Why do you always insist on doing actions with this joke!?!"
Abe: "Hey Mihashi, why'd you start sweating and getting all nervous when I put my leg up on this chair in this rather "free" position..? Do you want something?"
Last edited by Grayfire at 7:38:56 PM EST on November 28, 2008.
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/06/08 | Reply
Mihashi was restless one night,
And what he dreamt up was quite a fright!
Some old gypsy hags,
He insulted their rags,
And they spit out a curse with such might!
"Never again will you critique,"
"The clothes worn by others, pipsqueak!"
"Though it may be crude"
"You are cursed to see nude!"
Poor Mihashi's future looked bleak.
Well he didn't know what to do,
So he tried with such might to come to.
He awoke unaware,
To see Abe sitting there,
Just to find that his dream had come true!
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/05/08 | Reply
Abe: "How long...did the Levitra commercial say to wait before contacting a doctor?"
Mihashi:"NOW! GO NOW, MAN!"
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 12/03/08 | Reply
I JUST FOUND A GREAT STRECH ON GOOGLE, WANNA TRY IT WITH ME?
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 12/03/08 | Reply
Ya know charlie hoarses are the worst thing to get rid of
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/03/08 | Reply
@DingDongBatDog:
Every time i try licking myself, I fall off the couch.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply
One nut or two?
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 7:38:03 PM EST on December 2, 2008.
Xerin
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply
Oh and here's another one I just thought of...
Coming out of the closet is never easy... just akward. O_O
Xerin
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply
Here's my caption. XP
Abe: OMG!!! MIHASHI YOU'RE A GIRL?! O_O
Last edited by Xerin at 3:42:59 PM EST on December 2, 2008.
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply
This is one of those times you don't want your friends to bust in the room.
Last edited by Tsukasaluver at 11:15:37 AM EST on December 2, 2008.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Tim the enchanter get the credit for this one
Abe: Hey want to see my undescended Testicle?
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Abe and Mihashi: The cake is a LIE?!
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
"Yet another reason why HD anime is a bad idea."
Yoji.
AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Mirashi and Abe just saw a video about the mirical of birth, Abe was permanatly paralized
Archangel16
Otakuite+ | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
so you think I should get it sercomsize
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Dude, I do not like what I am seeing
Abe: What do you mean?
Mihashi: I mean, what are you doing?
Best other thing I could think of
ZeroSage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Abe: Watch and learn. By sitting like this at games, I'll bring cheerleaders to baseball.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Jock itch: it can strike anywhere, any time.
smoking crimson
Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
A new, and creative use of baseball chairs! Back cricking pain!
Mighty RED RANGER
Zahooee
Otakuite | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply
Abe: ...and then she says, "See? The rash is almost gone..."
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Snap out of it dude, i'm right here!
Abe: oh crap i thought you were a picture.
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
hee hee, look what i can do :D
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
Abe: What do you mean they're gone?!
Last edited by themakita at 9:23:12 PM EST on December 5, 2008.
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
MEEEP!!! We apologize to our audience, but we request that all viewers under the age of 12 to exit the room... thank you.
(Yes, that was it)
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
Mihashi: ...Damn my X-ray vision.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
Abe: This is how i am going to put my foot up your ass if you don't shut up.
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 12:15:29 AM EST on December 2, 2008.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out!
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
Dude, I TOLD YOU not to light your farts on fire! That scared me half to death!
Calaya
Team | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
Never pose when letting one off, just in case the wind changes and you get stuck like that
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
"who ya gonna call?"
"ghostbusters!!"
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
and the ball landed right there...
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply
No one has seen the imfamous "The One Armed Scared Frog Stretch" until now!
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Abe: What do you mean you hate Yaoi, and you dont suck?
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
The sound of a fangirl's squee can make any man's heart stop in frozen terror....
---or---
Abe: ....Has that camera been there the whole time?!
---or---
Abe: Mihashi! Don't move! ....There's a wasp on your head!
Mihashi: AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Stop trying to seduce me Abe! I'm not into yaoi!
Abe: .....seduce?!?!!? ...
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
hey, third place...not bad if i do say so myself!
okies, here we go and lame out for this week:
Abe: "so this pirate walks into a bar and he has this huge ship's wheel down the front of his pants. so the barman goes "excuse me sir, but did you know you have a ships wheel stuck down your pants?" and the pirate replies "Y'arr, it's drivin' me nuts!""
Mihashi: "Why do you always insist on doing actions with this joke!?!"
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
It's not what it looks like, it's what you WANT it to look like...
Gawd that was lame-.-' or perhaps it wasn't even a caption...0.o'
~SG
Last edited by SaxGirl at 2:25:30 PM EST on November 29, 2008.
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Abe, you know I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to admit you have fine legs, but can you please refrain yourself?
Abe: What? Dude, I'm just stretchin! What the hell's on your mind?
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Abe: I bought this yoga tape and it is doing wonders for my groin muscles! The only problem is that I can't get put of this position.....
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Convenient positions to let an otaku's excitable mind run wild? I think so!
Any way otakus can get out of this screenshot unscathed? I think not...
FunkMasterFlex3
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Abe: Wait... I got what from you?!
(AIDS joke, get over it)
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Abe: I'll show mine now.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
Abe: ...oh gosh, cramp.
Furry-Chibi
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply
@Dark Lord XIII:
omg, you're hilarious! I think that one is a winner. =D
kin tsuchi901
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
i gots another!
-----------------
abe: it's not what you think!
mihashi: so you werent just licking yourself like a cat?
abe: ... ok maybe it is....
fluffy sama fan
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Ahhhh! Abe!
Abe: What? Is there something on my face?
-------------
Gah, this one sucks. Oh well. I'll write another one later.
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: And stretch...and stretch....want to join me Mihashi?
My thoughts create my world
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Buckley's finally found a new spokesperson for their product, only to find he was stupid enough to actually take the medicine.
Abe: So...?
Mihashi: It tastes awful, and it *cough* works.
----
Wow, that was bad LOL xD
I wonder, do they sell that crap in the USA? If they don't, you guys are certainly lucky >_>
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Imaginary Girlfriend huh?
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: That's where you're wrong, Mihashi! There is nothing at all creepy about playing Musical Chairs by myself!
uomemuney
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: It's not what it looks like...
Furry-Chibi
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Well make yourself at home why don'tcha?!
Abe: Damn! You weren't suppose to see this... >__<'lll
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
MIHASHI: "Then what happened!?"
ABE: "He said, 'Turn your head and cough.'"
Bazinga!
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: With a pair of legs like these, I could stop anyone in their tracks...
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: "Look, next time I promise we'll get real baseballs next time you need to practice your knuckle-curve ..."
Love thy Evangelion.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
"Let's face it, Mihashi. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Mihashi: Abe, when I said that you should "open yourself to me", THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
(-_-;;.. maybe I'll come up with another one.. XD)
wanspell
Otakuite | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe:"What's wrong? They called for the seventh inning stretch."
Mihashi:"That was two hours ago."
kin tsuchi901
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: I tryed to do a split and now im stuck....
Mihashi: Ooo owch...
-----------------------------------------------
thats all i got right now...
AnimeEmoKitty
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Mihashi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Abe: Airing out
~AnimeEmoKitty~
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Abe: "Hey Mihashi, why'd you start sweating and getting all nervous when I put my leg up on this chair in this rather "free" position..? Do you want something?"
Last edited by Grayfire at 7:38:56 PM EST on November 28, 2008.
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
"I seriously think I just wet myslef" ._.'
ZeroMiss Anonymous
Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply
Holy cahoneys on a steeck, I actually won?
Thanks James! There were so many good captions, I'm glad you thought mine was funny. lol
I'll try and do a caption for this week's later then.
EDIT: Okay, caption now.
Abe found that practicing his "moves" on Mihashi quickly turned into an awkward situation that begged for a good answer.
(That's all I got this week, tough noogies. :x)
Last edited by Miss Anonymous at 7:28:15 PM EST on November 28, 2008.