Ow! My face! You idiot! You broke my face! I fight heartless soulless abominations on an almost daily basis and I still can't believe you broke my face!
Isshin Kurosaki: Strawberry?!?! Why in the world do they call you Strawberry?!!? Is everybody freaking colorblind? Your hair is obviously ORANGE not Pink...
Isshin:OMG! My hands are stuck together. Help me son!!!
Ichigo:*listening to 'Baby Boy' on Ipod*
*SMACK*
Isshin:Son of a b#$%#! I told you to HELP me!
Ichigo:Okay, that's it! I'm going back to soul reaping.*leaves*
The Point of the story:Isshin sacrificed a son to get his hands free...-_-'
look who's Strawberry *short*cakes!!! awwwwww!!! thats a good widdle Strawberry-chaaaaan!! aren't you so cute? yes you're just the cutest damn thing ever!! oh yes you are! oh you cutie sweetie fluffy strawberyness!!
narrator: warning: the following scenes include graphic images such as nudity, mansex, possible rape, and murder. Viewer discretion is advised...
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meh thats out of my system. i don't ever want to be that gushy or soppy or nice. ever. again. not ever. really. that was disgusting :P
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin: "HAVEN'T YOU HEARD, BOY? A FRESH ELBOW TO THE FACE IS THE PROVEN WAY TO START YOUR DAY! NOW MAKE ME MY BREAKFAST. IT'S THE ONLY THING KIDS ARE GOOD FOR."
Isshin: [singing] "You put your right-elbow in [smashsmashsmash]! You put your right-elbow out! You put your right-elbow in [crushcrushcrush] and you shake [crunch] it all [crack] ABOUT!!!"
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin is hoping to be the world's greatest otaku! He's working on his Hare Hare Yukai dance while also knocking out the competition for the caption battles.
Right now we can only embed one picture at a time, so we can't post last week's picture as well as the current week's.
There is still a link to last week's caption battle at the beginning, though. That's really the best we've got right now, so until we can work on some more stuff, this'll hafta make do.
Redhead has a really good point, i could go for putting up last weeks battle up at the beginning so that we can remember or at least understand the winner's caption.
and here is mine, i love this show
ICHIGO!!!!! TIME TO TEST YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH!!!!
Ichigo's thoughts-- damnit, Karine (his sister) let dad watch Naruto again!--
Isshin: Now son is the glass on my shirt half full or half empty?
Ichigo: What the hell are you talking about dad?
Isshin: WRONG ANSWER!!!!!(elbow to face) Now on to the the next question. What is my Favorite color?
Ichigo: I dont think I want to play this game anymore.
Isshin- You shall always remember this as the Day You Almost Captured Capt. Jack Sparrow!
Ichigo- *gets hit in the forehead* That SOOOO doesn't happen when Capt. Jack Sparrow says that!
Ichigo: "well this is wierd." he says while watching Isshen dance wildly
Isshen: "Join me Ichigo!" he yells out
Ichigo: "Uhhhh... no thank you." backs up a bit
Isshen: "Then i'll force you to join me!" Jumps at Ichigo, "Flying drunk assult!"
*SMACK*
Adapted from 1001 ways to torment people #51: send them flying straight into the wall and break their jaw while you're at it. Not to Forget #30: Give them a strong dose of Men's Natural Colonge after a great couple of hours of sweating it out
----------------------End Caption-----------------------------
*side note: if u didnt get it. i was referring to body odour
Markus wolfe
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/09/08 | Reply
Ow! My face! You idiot! You broke my face! I fight heartless soulless abominations on an almost daily basis and I still can't believe you broke my face!
Yu-Gi-OhFanatic88
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/09/08 | Reply
Isshin: PWNAGE!!!!!!
Black Cat9909
Otakuite | Posted 04/09/08 | Reply
They don't call him "Iron Elbow" for nuthin'.
Arisauo
Otakuite | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
Isshin: AHAHAHA! Ichigo stop licking my wenis, that tickles!
shikamaru20116
Otakuite | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
Isshin: Son buisness has been running slow lately...
Ichigo: Okay why are you... *WAM*
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
Isshin: WENIS TAG, YOU'RE IT!!!
Ichigo: *faints*
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
ichigo: is that a watermelon on your shirt?
*SMACK*
isshin: yes it is!
ichigo:*twitching on floor* t-then why?......
Demon King Jin
Otakuite | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
Hey Ichigo ya hungry!?Well how about an elbo sanwitch!!!!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
Isshin: I want to hug you and squeeze you and call you George and feed you.....
Ichigo: Why me?
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/08/08 | Reply
Apparently, Isshin was WAY OFF in putting Ichigo in a headlock.
Ryuu Yukimura
Otakuite | Posted 04/07/08 | Reply
Oh! And the red corner just got pwnzed by the blue corner!
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/07/08 | Reply
Isshin: YOU KNOW YA LOVE MEH!
Maybe all this beating is why Ichigo never dies for real.
Razing Phoenix
Rising from Ashes (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/07/08 | Reply
Isshin: "Elbow schmacking son no jutsu!"
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/07/08 | Reply
Rock move #28: Hit everyone around you as hard as you can while smiling and pretending to dance.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/07/08 | Reply
The new tae bo: It's a family event!
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/06/08 | Reply
Isshin: I got you this time, but next time, it's a tea bagging!!!
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/06/08 | Reply
Lucky Leprechaun decided to fight to defend his Lucky Charms. Isshin did the same.
arcticwulf
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/06/08 | Reply
Isshin- KAMEHAMEHA!!!
Ichigo- Wait....What?!
*smacked*
And this is why Ichigo never lets his father watch DBZ.....
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
That was the last time Ichigo let his dad listen to "Lean like a Cholo".
scar7
Otakuite | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Ishin: STRAWBERRY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!! GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
And you thought your family had issues...
AnAngel'sTears
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Isshin Kurosaki: Strawberry?!?! Why in the world do they call you Strawberry?!!? Is everybody freaking colorblind? Your hair is obviously ORANGE not Pink...
"Orange": I am going to kill you...
Sasuka14
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Watermelon is the new strawberry!!!! shirt
hoshinohime
Otakuite | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
As Isshin's elbow slammed into his face, Ichigo could only think one thing:
"This is the last time I let him listen to the Macarena!"
chibiosaka
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Aaah, fatherly love...
faithlesstearsMG
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin: Son! Smell my pits! THAT is the smell of a real man!
Ichigo: No way! What the hells wrong with you!?
piratesinpink
Otakuite | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Child Abuse: Sometimes it's funny
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
And this is just him dancing to elevator music.
SandLover13
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin:OMG! My hands are stuck together. Help me son!!!
I told you to HELP me!
Ichigo:*listening to 'Baby Boy' on Ipod*
*SMACK*
Isshin:Son of a b#$%#!
Ichigo:Okay, that's it! I'm going back to soul reaping.*leaves*
The Point of the story:Isshin sacrificed a son to get his hands free...-_-'
SmartyLexi
Otakuite | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin shows us how it's actually ok to bash people's faces. Now, let us follow in his footsteps...
g4asianinvasion
Otakuite | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Narrator: And from that day on, millions of people followed Isshin's lead and beat their red-headed step children.
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
My dad thot of this one!!
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Isshin: Hey Ichigo, that 'lil short guy Edward Elric isin't the only one that can use Alchemy!! HAHAHAHA
Ichigo: Yeah, and that's why they call you the B,O, Alchemist!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hope ya'll like it!!
~Rayven~
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin: Haha! You licked my wenis!
Ichigo: .....WTF?!
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
look who's Strawberry *short*cakes!!! awwwwww!!! thats a good widdle Strawberry-chaaaaan!! aren't you so cute? yes you're just the cutest damn thing ever!! oh yes you are! oh you cutie sweetie fluffy strawberyness!!
narrator: warning: the following scenes include graphic images such as nudity, mansex, possible rape, and murder. Viewer discretion is advised...
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meh thats out of my system. i don't ever want to be that gushy or soppy or nice. ever. again. not ever. really. that was disgusting :P
embracingangel
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
LOL!!!! OMG!! I WON!!!! AHHH I ever thought would!!!!!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
...and from that moment on, the traditional knuckle sandwich became obsolete.
Seto Grl
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin:Now squash like this! Get it?
Ichigo:Not excatly...
s a k u x3
Otakuite | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Reason #1 to make sure you are at least arms length away from others in the surrounding area before engaging in Wii Baseball.
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Ichigo-san, stop getting in Isshin's way when he's drunk. Oh, and Isshin, STOP GETTING DRUNK!!
sorasheart39
Otakuite | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin: Ha! I puts my wenis in your face
Ichigo: [in a family guys cleveland voice] Oh, that's naaaasssssty....
Benten_Chan
Otakuite | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Ichigo/Isshin fanfics? Now I KNOW your making that up, son!
Emo pocky
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
karan: watch out, strawberry! isshin got into the catnip again!
Isshin : HEADSHOT!
RANDOM GAME voice : GAME!
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Isshin: "HAVEN'T YOU HEARD, BOY? A FRESH ELBOW TO THE FACE IS THE PROVEN WAY TO START YOUR DAY! NOW MAKE ME MY BREAKFAST. IT'S THE ONLY THING KIDS ARE GOOD FOR."
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: [singing] "You put your right-elbow in [smashsmashsmash]! You put your right-elbow out! You put your right-elbow in [crushcrushcrush] and you shake [crunch] it all [crack] ABOUT!!!"
Zanbato
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: Hey, Ichigo, does this look infected to you?
*smack*
And thus Ichigo decids to instead of going to medical school, start a safer profession. Soul Reaping.
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: Kame... Hame...
*Smash!*
Ichigo: Ow! My head!
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Ah, the dangers of a sleep-walking ninja.
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
That's what happins whin the Hare Hare Yukai dance go's wrong, and poor ppl get hurt.
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That's all I 'cud come up with.^^
~Rayven~
midnightblackfox
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin's example of how to fight of perverted boys proved useful to Karin and Yuzu, but it was at their brother's expense....
Road Kamelot
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
LOLOLOL! THAT WAS FUNNY JOKE
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I nominate timechaser's, because I lol-ed when I read it.
ZeelZy
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshins secret Bankai attack strikes again
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
And so ends the tale of Bleach
My thoughts create my world
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
HEADSHOT!!!
LuminousIceNinja
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
That's when Ichigo learned to stop winning at rock paper scissors....
TheDarkAngel
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: Revenge exacted!
Ichigo: Guh!!!
And, then... I met you.
Poprocks311
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
And this is why physical contact isnt aloud in school...
Black Cat9909
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Ichigo watching his Dad attempting to dance was not only embarrassing, it was also extremely painful.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin is hoping to be the world's greatest otaku! He's working on his Hare Hare Yukai dance while also knocking out the competition for the caption battles.
sesshy.uber.rad
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Lesson learned? Never mosh with Ichigo's daddy.
queenbakura3
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Soulja boi gone wrong. Not that it could get much worst in the first place...
chibi master
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
This is what happens when Yoga goes a bit too far...
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
@:
Right now we can only embed one picture at a time, so we can't post last week's picture as well as the current week's.
There is still a link to last week's caption battle at the beginning, though. That's really the best we've got right now, so until we can work on some more stuff, this'll hafta make do.
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Redhead has a really good point, i could go for putting up last weeks battle up at the beginning so that we can remember or at least understand the winner's caption.
and here is mine, i love this show
ICHIGO!!!!! TIME TO TEST YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH!!!!
Ichigo's thoughts-- damnit, Karine (his sister) let dad watch Naruto again!--
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
This is a painstaking example of the phrase "It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious!"
mewmewpudding
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin used ISSHIN SMASH!
Ichigo lost 10,000 hit points!
Ichigo is no longer able to battle!
Isshin gains 200 experience points!
-or (as a second attempt at horrible humor)--
When Ichigo complained of an jaw ache, Isshin decided to give his son a little something to distract him from his jaw pain.
Unfortunately for Ichigo, that "little something" happened to be a whole new pain in his ear.
Moral: Don't ask Dad for help.
SangosSorrow
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: Now son is the glass on my shirt half full or half empty?
Ichigo: What the hell are you talking about dad?
Isshin: WRONG ANSWER!!!!!(elbow to face) Now on to the the next question. What is my Favorite color?
Ichigo: I dont think I want to play this game anymore.
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin- You shall always remember this as the Day You Almost Captured Capt. Jack Sparrow!
Ichigo- *gets hit in the forehead* That SOOOO doesn't happen when Capt. Jack Sparrow says that!
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
2!
3!
4!
5! 6! 7!
9! (wtf?)
10 Hit Combo! Woootttaaahhh!!!
SailorDove
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin demonstrates the power of the funny bone as he delivers the punch line.
Lee Owns
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Ichigo: "well this is wierd." he says while watching Isshen dance wildly
Isshen: "Join me Ichigo!" he yells out
Ichigo: "Uhhhh... no thank you." backs up a bit
Isshen: "Then i'll force you to join me!" Jumps at Ichigo, "Flying drunk assult!"
*SMACK*
I Love Bleach...
Lee Owns
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
This is why we don't get in mosh pits with Ichigo's Dad
gaaragirl911
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
We're gonna be the best of friend!!
Surprise me ;]
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
ELBOWINFACEU-NO-JUTSU!!!
Shadow Vampiress
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Ichigo learned the hard way that stupid comments can make people laugh hard; but it also makes them hit hard.
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Ichgo: What the hell was that for?
Isshin: There was a fly on your forehead.
Ichigo; Did you get it?
Isshin: Get what?
Show No Fear Always Smile
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
A sign for Isshin's elbow: Ichigo crossing.
Silver Mech
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Stawberry got pwnd by a watermelon.
AP Ichigo
Japan Bureau (Podcasters) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
miketzar and KumoriYoukai's are my favorites so far, lots of good ones this time.
-Ichigo
KoInu kyan
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
HAH! The ninja owns the pirate EVERY TIME! ...or, in this case, the strawberry.
MaleRagDoll
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: Look at how hairy this thing is!
Ichigo: .....you're turning into a werewolf.
miketzar
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: You DROPED YOUR GAURD
Ichigo: You BROKE MY JAW
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: I just love Supersmash bros. don't you?!
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please forgive any wrong spelling of the name of the video game.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Yay, I finally won one (well, 3rd place.) Hmm, this week's, let me see . . .
Isshin: I'm just SSOOOOOO HAPPY!!!! Wai wai wai!
Ichigo: *Urk* I'm not very happy.
kaiden
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin:AHHHH!!! Spider!!!
Benten_Chan
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: Who's your daddy?
tokyokisshu
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
WATERMELONS OWN STRAWBERRIES. *bam!* Like that!
Princess of Mer
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Adapted from 1001 ways to torment people #51: send them flying straight into the wall and break their jaw while you're at it. Not to Forget #30: Give them a strong dose of Men's Natural Colonge after a great couple of hours of sweating it out
----------------------End Caption-----------------------------
*side note: if u didnt get it. i was referring to body odour
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Sorry, I, um, didnt see you there. HA!
pyromaniac45
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Massage therapy is taken to a whole new level!
Zelgadis
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Icjigo: Puchu technique!!! PUCHU!!!
Isshin: Oh! So cuuute!
Ichigo: Oh, why you breaka my jaw!
Nabashin: Hey, why did they edit me out?!?!
Revoluton
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin: YES!!!! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!
Ichigo: Not this again! T_T
KumoriYoukai
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
ichigo: so hows Wii...
*boom*
isshin: sorry ichigo did you say something this Wii fit is great!
ichigo: *whimpers* curse you nintendo...
Koneko Krysta
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Ichigo: "Do you REALLY have to practice Naruto hand signs in the living room??!!"
Isshin: "Not now son, I'm gathering my chi!"
Ichigo: "...."
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
It's official: Melon beats strawberry every time. Period.
Kimmeh
The Beautiful German | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Isshin's hit a road block with his new version of the 'High Five'.
Literally.
"This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."
DFBTG
Otakuite | Posted 04/03/08 | Reply
Falcon Elbow!
Kimmeh
The Beautiful German | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
YEAY MY SCREENCAP. And for some reason my name looks totally awesome bolded like that.
And you know, I had a caption before, when I originally gave this to you.. But now I lost it...I SHOULD HAVE WROTE IT DOWN.
"This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."
midieval.lady
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
Ichigo: Dude I have this ringing in my ears...
*WHUMP*
Ichigo: Thanks.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
Another Macarena-related injury.
Bazinga!
shiroDragon
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
"Anyone up for a strawberry smoothie?"
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*in shiro's head* wow. I really want a smoothie...
Liz-Kaguya
Otakuite | Posted 04/02/08 | Reply
Isshin: I may not be able to touch my elbow with my toungue... But you can!!