1) Little did Suiseiseki know the Rozen Maiden film set was waaaay over there. Now, she's fending for her life as anime pervs chase her muttering 'kawaii'.
2) Suiseiseki: To get past the briodge of death, you must answer me these questions three.
3) Goemon Ishikawa XIII: (offscreen) My choice of weapon will be the Zantetsuken! Prepare for hell.
Suiseiseki: My choice of weapon will be...soup ladles. Wait, where are my gardening shears?!? Oh crap...
Last edited by Hisaishi at 11:15:11 AM EST on January 31, 2009.
Ah, censorship... By replacing the razor with a ladle, even the most unhappy characters can seem satisfied. ...Although I wonder how 4Kids is going to pull off the next scene without involving the Shadow Realm?
My awesome ninja skills will alow me to change my eye color, talk, battle you and cook ALL AT THE SAME TIME! HI-YA! oops, that was the ladel... wrong weapon.
Last edited by kagurasohma621 at 7:02:42 PM EST on January 25, 2009.
1. If Chowder went anime
2. Habatchi just got that more interesting
3. The ordinary house wife
4. Say Hello To My...CRAP!!!
5. Night at the soup kitchen: DAMN HOBOS!!!!
Last edited by Dark Lord XIII at 11:03:48 AM EST on January 29, 2009.
the producers wanted to raise up raitings for the cooking show, and they found out that just because she can use a laddle as weapon, it does not mean that girl can cook anything that wont potentially kill someone...
While she understood the concept of nito-ryu in theory, Souseiseki found herself facing some minor problems in practice: No matter how hard she tried, the Kaiten Kenbu Rokuren technique failed to slice the fish into even pieces.
Last edited by MrPhoenix at 4:24:00 PM EST on January 24, 2009.
Suiseiseki: Fear my cooking pan as it contains the power to kill you once I pat your head with it! So if you don't wanna die, stop hugging me, 'cause it's annoying me!
chibi_emo
Otakuite | Posted 03/15/09 | Reply
David Bowie was later found at his local soup kitchen, confused, angry and demasculated.
Zeru
Otakuite | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Bankai! twin utensil
Ayumigirl
Otakuite | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Yah! You must work in the kitchens or feel the wrath of my all powerful ladle wand!
Koneko Krysta
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki didn't take too kindly to the "advice" that Gordon Ramsay had to offer.
Last edited by Koneko Krysta at 4:50:00 AM EST on January 30, 2009.
chibi master
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: I swear, the next person who posts a caption using the words "Kung-Fu" or "Iron Chef" will get a ladel to the face!
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/29/09 | Reply
give me my soup or ill use my geass!
Last edited by TrinityLight at 9:59:16 PM EST on January 29, 2009.
AnimeEmoKitty
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/29/09 | Reply
Fear my Laddle of Laddles! Rawr!
roxasheart 7
Otakuite | Posted 01/29/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki originally thought that "Iron Chef" was a kung-fu show about fighting food.
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Fear my mighty cooking abilities !! HA-ZA
miserywriter
Otakuite | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Whaddaya mean I can't cook and dance at the same time? Look! Caramelldansen, and not a single drop spilled!
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply
1) Little did Suiseiseki know the Rozen Maiden film set was waaaay over there. Now, she's fending for her life as anime pervs chase her muttering 'kawaii'.
2) Suiseiseki: To get past the briodge of death, you must answer me these questions three.
3) Goemon Ishikawa XIII: (offscreen) My choice of weapon will be the Zantetsuken! Prepare for hell.
Suiseiseki: My choice of weapon will be...soup ladles. Wait, where are my gardening shears?!? Oh crap...
Last edited by Hisaishi at 11:15:11 AM EST on January 31, 2009.
Rachmaninoff
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply
I did read through them so if I missed someone doing something similar...
Suiseiseki: For the love of!!! What part of I DON'T COOK did you not understand!?!
[/lameattempt]
-Darren =P
Elix3r
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply
"Back off bears! This porridge is MINE!"
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/27/09 | Reply
Suiseki: Tonight we dine in hell! Tomorrow, we're going to Chili's!
iOtaku94
Otakuite | Posted 01/27/09 | Reply
Ah, censorship... By replacing the razor with a ladle, even the most unhappy characters can seem satisfied. ...Although I wonder how 4Kids is going to pull off the next scene without involving the Shadow Realm?
princess ookumae
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Not only is my spoon too big, but it gives me a +30 to make porridge!
demoncupcake
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: I AM THE SILVER SPOON ALCHEMIST! HUWAHH!
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Fear my...ladel-blade...?
(Ha ha, I almost wrote "fear" as "ph33r". XD)
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply
(I haven't done one of these in ages, and I'm not exactly feeling well right now, but here I go anyways)
What do you do when you lose you prized weapons? Improvise!
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply
BEHOLD MY MEGA MECHA LADLE ATTACK!!!!!
TheDarkAngel
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Ladle: the new spork.
Suiseiseki: Now... where to shove this... *evil smirk*
And, then... I met you.
aminesick
D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
@batosai33:
everyone is prob copy/pasting from the 1st caption..
SaiKat
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Souseiseki: Aha, your strength is no match for my cooking utencils. HuaaaaH!!!!!!!!!
LOL I know lame..XD
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
why is everyone calling her souseiseki when it says she is suiseiseki.
souseiseki (off screen): I said i was sorry what more do you want!
(reference to 3rd place 2 weeks ago)
kagurasohma621
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
My awesome ninja skills will alow me to change my eye color, talk, battle you and cook ALL AT THE SAME TIME! HI-YA! oops, that was the ladel... wrong weapon.
Last edited by kagurasohma621 at 7:02:42 PM EST on January 25, 2009.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
This what would it be like if Iron Chef had gone the moe route.
twilight tiger
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
I will beat you head to toe with this: My magical iron soup spoon! HIYAH!!
Last edited by twilight tiger at 6:01:12 PM EST on January 25, 2009.
Uta Okami
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Souseiseki: Prepare to be...BLOWN AWAY!
Wow, mine is pretty lame...but at least I tried!
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
"I've got a soup-ladle and I'm not afraid to use it!"
~S.G~
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
The soup is mightier than the stew.
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
The Soup Kitchen never recruited Suiseiseki as a volunteer...
OR
Hells Kitchen: "The force is strong with this one...."
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
1. If Chowder went anime
2. Habatchi just got that more interesting
3. The ordinary house wife
4. Say Hello To My...CRAP!!!
5. Night at the soup kitchen: DAMN HOBOS!!!!
Last edited by Dark Lord XIII at 11:03:48 AM EST on January 29, 2009.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: I will rule you all with my iron ladel!! Mwahaha!!
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Tea and Cake or DEATH!!!
tokyokisshu
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: I am the Super Soup Ladle Lady! Prepare to be minestrone'd!
---
.__. I'm no good at this.
Linden Rathan
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
i haven't done one of these in forever but here goes anywayz:
Suiseiseki: YOU MY DEAR FRIEND HAVE MET YOUR MAKER! MEET....THE SOUP LADLE! MUAHAHAHAH! HIIIIIII-YA!
i tried lol
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Just wait, some day I will make you a DeathSythe!
Spoon-chan: (silence)...
Suiseiseki: Damn straight, Yo-Ho!
Sandwichinme
Otakuite | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
shut up! I'll dance with a ladle if I want to!
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Okay I have like 3....
Souseiseki: I am Souseseki, the champion of justice. In the name of the kitchen, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that means you!
***
Souseiseki: Don't worry I won't hurt you if you do as I say
***
Souseiseki: YOUR A CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'!
Lol...I had more but I think that's a bit to much
Keome
My thoughts create my world
narutoKHfighter
RASBERRY PAPA (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: I'M THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE!! and with this spoon i will Cooking mama yous!!
Last edited by narutoKHfighter at 6:46:02 PM EST on January 25, 2009.
Sparky3000
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Souseiseki: Back off or I will kill you with this spoon!!
imouto chan
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Hey! Back off, buster, or else I'll hafta hitcha with my spoon of doom!!!
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki competes on Iron Chef: The Cage Match Edition.
Bazinga!
smoking crimson
Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
It's Cooking Mama: Souseiseki style!
Mighty RED RANGER
haseo luver92
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
4-kids decided that swords and knives were too violent for children under the age of 13, so rozen now fights will silver spoons.
haseo
Last edited by haseo luver92 at 7:54:32 PM EST on January 24, 2009.
a15luna
Otakuite | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
the producers wanted to raise up raitings for the cooking show, and they found out that just because she can use a laddle as weapon, it does not mean that girl can cook anything that wont potentially kill someone...
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
A look into the future of all violent shows.
(those moms aren't just against drunk driving, ya know)
Last edited by sesshocalm at 9:22:29 PM EST on January 27, 2009.
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
WHO SAID THEY WANT TO BE MY WIFE BECAUSE I CAN COOK?!?!
Balalaika
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Souseiseki: I'll be taking these, chef! I looked in your soup and it almost scorched my eye! What would've happened if I ate it???
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
The Karate Kid Fail
that is all
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
i know The ladle technique and nine other dangerous words.
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
i scare nothing! even you become napkins!
Razing Phoenix
Rising from Ashes (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
It was weird, because as soon as I got off the computer, I thought of a caption! Here it goes...
Souseiseki: And THAT is how you make chopped soufflé!
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
While she understood the concept of nito-ryu in theory, Souseiseki found herself facing some minor problems in practice: No matter how hard she tried, the Kaiten Kenbu Rokuren technique failed to slice the fish into even pieces.
Last edited by MrPhoenix at 4:24:00 PM EST on January 24, 2009.
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
I am Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto, you killed my father, prepare to die!!!
aminesick
D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Souseiseki:I never knew the soup kitchen could
be this dangerous!!!!
Sensei Ryuu
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Little Suiseiseki always wanted to be the Iron Chef...
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
"Red-Light, Green-Light", Magical Girl Edition.
NinjaGirlSango
Full of intestines (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeee..."
Naturally DBZ would be the first thing to come to mind.
x.x;
~NGS
stararnold
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Fear my cooking pan as it contains the power to kill you once I pat your head with it! So if you don't wanna die, stop hugging me, 'cause it's annoying me!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
COOKINGWARE-CHUCKS, YO!
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
It's a mix between Bruce Lee and Chef Ramsey o_o
Hiko
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki tries out for Iron Chef.
You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
... Not really a caption, but I don't think anyone is going to top The Moecholy of Desbreko Suzumiya. lol
Love thy Evangelion.
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Somebody better do the dishes....There's no way I'm eating my cereal with this!
Last edited by wallpaperotaku at 1:08:32 PM EST on January 24, 2009.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
"No soup for YOU!"
Yoji.
red kie
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
*sigh* i would get stuck with the 'girl' laddel....
)Oo~ Black rabit ~oO(
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Its people sylent green is made out people!!!!!!!!!!
Show No Fear Always Smile
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: TAKE THAT CHRISTMAS DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Blue-Eyes Girl at 2:06:39 PM EST on January 24, 2009.
Sage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Cooking Momma meets anime. No matter how happy the game something dramatic has happen.
Last edited by Sage of Magic at 3:12:09 AM EST on January 25, 2009.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Its Suiseiseki's edition of Hell's Kitchen.
Suiseiseki: You call this food, Hina-Ichigo? Feel the wrath of my spicy Buffalo chicken wings!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Back off! I know the Iron Ladle Technique!!
Tohrushino
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Eat it or DIE!!!
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
And here it come the last quarter of the finals ready to be carried out, now lets listen to one of the teams game plans.
Souseiseki:Are you ready for some curry!!!!!!
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
This just goes to show that any regular household item can become the weapon of choice in an anime.
lozchan
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Aiken Drum revealed his a new look....
Last edited by lozchan at 12:51:45 PM EST on January 24, 2009.
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
My name is Iniego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
(i'm watching the food channel right now)
iron chef has just gotten a little out of hand don't ya think?
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
Souseiseki: Die Killer Tomato!!!!!!!!!!
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply
w00! first caption! it gonna be lame!
----
Souseiseki: *singing* "everybody was KUNG FOOD FIGHTING dana nana na na na na na~"