I knew the Jews would come back to haunt us.

...This is Miroku, before the attack

------------------numbeh 2-------------------

sango: " if their was anytime, i wish Sit would work, that time would be now"

Sango: I'm about to show you kids how to keep your pimp-hand strong.

Miroku just doesn't know when to let her go. When he got the restraint letter, he thought, "Hmmm, hard to get..."

~Haley

Lie of the Century
Miroku: You know you like this Sango.
Sango: NO - I - DON'T!!!
or
Introducing Axe for Women.

Miroku: Sango at the end of the day we wil always have each other.
Sango: I think you mean you'll have a fist in your face.

Miroku-I'm just dreaming of the day this hand will be mine
Sango-Keep it up and that hand is going to go somewhere it will take you a week to remove.

Miroku: oh i love it when you slap me around....
Sango: YOU MASOCHIST!!!

Miroku: Im just letting my SOUL GLOW~~~!

She said she'd give him the finger, he took her whole hand!

Does anyone else find it hilarious to imagine Miroku singing that love song that Robin belts out to Marian in Robin Hood: Men In Tights?

Miroku: I'm using AXE, can't you tell?

Sango: NO! >=|

Miroku Thinking: "If only this were a little. . . lower. . ."

Miroku: "I shall call her squishy, and she shall be mine, and she shall be my squishy"

The interesting thing is that Miroku caught that hand mid-slap. Who's the ninja now?

Miroku: Where do you buy your moisturizer, Sango? *nuzzle, nuzzle*

Sango should at least be thankful it's not her chest.

@Dark Lord XIII:

LOL. Rick Roll xD

Sango: GET OFF ME!

Miroku: ...but I thought this was a good touch.

Cupid's arrow has struck Miroku's heart! The first thing he saw:Sango's hand.

Miroku demonstrates how Nair keeps him silky smooth, because he knows the ladies love a clean-shaven man.

The middle finger gone wrong.

Kirby: Your hand is so warm if feels like my own mother came back from the dead in another body.

Kelly: Are you telling me all the sudden that I'm your mother reincarnated while you've been in love with me for 5 months? Now you're so creeping me out!

Miroku: I bet your chest must be softer!

Sango: WHAT?!

Miroku: Ah, my dear Sango, you're as smooth and fresh as ever...

Sango: EXCUSE ME!!!

See, the thing we are missing here is the next scene in the next 2 seconds.... a red palm print on Miroku's face.

7thEvaChild

And here I thought Sango would be relieved that he was touching her hand for once.

Facepalm, the Valentine's edition.

Miroku is doing a palm reading for Sango.
Miroku-Oh Sango! I see you will marry a monk and have 10, no 20 kids in your future. He will be a handsome husband and......hmm....Do I smell fruity moisturizer?

SIT BOY! oh wait, wrong bonehead.

ANNOUNCER: Dove Soap! It makes the skin so smooth it attracts pervert monks. Sango uses it, and Ichigo too! Buy one now.

(P.S. I hope you guys get the podcast reference here.)

Miroku:I'm so desperate your hand is all i need...