"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor...I am Pagliacci.'Everybody laugh."
Last edited by ladymage at 7:20:15 PM EDT on March 9, 2009.
NOW we know where this thing came from -->
or
What happens to those who don't know Caramelldansen
(yes Batou. I mean you)
or
Becuase Allamorph can't do it with one word, I'll try.
Shit
Last edited by Hisaishi at 3:18:34 PM EDT on March 11, 2009.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/14/09 | Reply
Amarao: I'm not a child any more, and I can handle you myself.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Dead...
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 12:49:32 AM EDT on March 15, 2009.
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/12/09 | Reply
Haruka suddenly felt a deep empathy for Nurse Joy after receiving her first job at a Pokemon Center....
chibimaster
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/09/09 | Reply
Haruko: Why so serious?
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/09/09 | Reply
I will come and get you nose.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/09/09 | Reply
Haruko: I am nothing like Sweeny Todd. "Why" you ask? Because I don't sing.
nodokachan
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/09/09 | Reply
Haruko: Nothing says cool, moody pop star like this pose.
aminesick
D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/09/09 | Reply
Haruko: Say Hello to My Little Friend!!
Liz-Kaguya
Otakuite | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
"Give me back my pants and I promise not to kill you, only put you in the hospital. Oh, and I will be your nurse."
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
Officer her, she is the one who mugged me!
ladymage
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor...I am Pagliacci.'Everybody laugh."
Last edited by ladymage at 7:20:15 PM EDT on March 9, 2009.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
"I'm sorry, the doctor is on vacation. I guess I'll have to do the amputation..."
Last edited by Grayfire at 6:01:10 PM EDT on March 8, 2009.
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
dramatic lighting = dramatic pose
JackE034
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
OMG
Its the reincarnation of Sweeny Todd!
Sensei Ryuu
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
Sometimes its good to know you're hot when you're waiting for the world to turn.
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
Haruko: For the last time, NO I AM NOT THE !@#$ DARN JOKER!
Last edited by divisionten at 1:59:10 PM EDT on March 8, 2009.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
Haruko: Well well, if it isn't Solid Snake. Care to shave the beard? Just make sure to look at Ocelot before you say no...
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
Haruko: You did what, with who, for how many cookies?
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
NOW we know where this thing came from -->
or
What happens to those who don't know Caramelldansen
(yes Batou. I mean you)
or
Becuase Allamorph can't do it with one word, I'll try.
Shit
Last edited by Hisaishi at 3:18:34 PM EDT on March 11, 2009.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
Inn-U-endo...
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
There was once a barbershop quartet here.
Haruko turned it into a solo.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
She'll kill us all soon enough, she's just waiting for The Pillows to start.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
*Is pissed she was turned down for the Nurse Joker role*
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/08/09 | Reply
@Allamorph:
Thank you! *evil grin*
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
Haruko: I'm a little teapot, short and stout... here is my handle and here is my knife.
iluvtails
Otakuite | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
"Touch me again and face the wrath"
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
I just shit bricks.
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
"Is this really the best caption you have? A nurse joke? Come one, get some originality."
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
well, you wanted a naughty nurse, right?
well, she scared me away....
-------------------------------
yeah, thats bad, i know.... ive had better....
7thEvaChild
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
@edisshort:
XD
Well played, sir.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
The recession has affected everybody differently.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
Today, we learn how to use tampons.
//I'm going to hell for that.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
Haruko: Time for your prostate exam.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
Adolescent psychological skin hardening syndrome. It’s a common disease where children grow horns from trying too hard.
Last edited by red.alchemist at 8:07:10 PM EST on March 7, 2009.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
"My name is Haruko. You killed my band, prepare to die!"
Yoji.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
Haruko refuses to let Allamorph win another battle. She is patiently waiting for the time to strike!
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
And in the coveted first place with all of three words... Allamorph!
And in the coveted first place, with all of two words... Allamorph!
Mark me, people. I will win a battle soon with only one.
(and it's gonna be FRAKing hard >_<)
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/09 | Reply
If Haruko is your nurse, you better have good insurance.
Bazinga!