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    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/25/09 | Reply

    The irony really stacks up when the "Fullmetal Alchemist" turns to paper, while his solid steel brother laughs his helmet off.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/25/09 | Reply

    Just like with the Philosopher's Stone, Ed realized what turkeys were REALLY made from...

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/24/09 | Reply

    Where will you be when the laxatives kick in?


    Last edited by Koneko Krysta at 3:08:44 PM EDT on April 24, 2009.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/23/09 | Reply

    This was everyone's reaction when it was announced that the rights to Fullmetal Alchemist was now owned by 4Kids.

    ...And for some reason, I am posting a second caption....?

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/23/09 | Reply

    Gluttony didn't just eat the entire thanksgiving dinner, and ed is the next course.

    another one:

    ed: OMG they cooked clucky!!! (naruto abriged Refrence)

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/23/09 | Reply

    Looks like Ed's seen the Roy thread on 4chan

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/23/09 | Reply

    Ed: Hey look! A website called 4chan! Oh hey it's got some cool pics... Hey, I'm in one with the Colonel... Wait... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/23/09 | Reply

    It put the lotion on its skin, you know...

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/23/09 | Reply

    wow, cant believe i won that last one. and all i can come up with now is a spin off from another podcast that has changed... oh well here it goes.

    ART&R brand brain bleach. For when you absolutely, positively, HAVE to forget sailor bubba.

    use as directed, excessive use of ART&R brand brain bleach may lead to amnesia, hemorrhaging, or this.

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    Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/22/09 | Reply

    Ed - in the middle of transforming into a minion of Ceiling Cat.

    Al is quite amused.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/22/09 | Reply

    Edward (Vic?): The...the fangirls made me do what with the Colonel?!

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    Awesome Person (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/22/09 | Reply

    "FLUFFY??!!!!"

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/21/09 | Reply

    Ed Just found out that Al has The Gropes!!


    You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/21/09 | Reply

    Little known fact: before landing the role of Colonel Mustang in FMA, Travis Willingham played the part of the turkey.

    ----

    (lame, I know... -___-;;)

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/21/09 | Reply

    "That's not alchemy, it's the sonic recreation of the end of the world! Ladies and gentleman, prepare to hold your colour... or not."

    ------

    Anybody get the Pendulum reference? No? For those of you not in the know, listen to Blood Sugar by Pendulum. Thats an epic track right there :)

    OR for you dirty minded folks

    "Ed tried so hard to get it up, but was disgruntled when he realised he had only been tensing his braid the whole time."

    Personaly I like my first one more. But hey :)

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    DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/21/09 | Reply

    Al: That chicken is really major armstrong

    Ed: WTF! I'm not eating that


    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    This is Edward's reaction to Vic's "Roy Mustang looks dead sexy in a mini-skirt" phrase. Poor Ed doesn't know what he has coming.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    Ed: Okay! "Shrimp" I'm starting to get used to, but "chicken"? Aw, come on!!!

    Al: You were scared of a panda, Ed. A baby panda...

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    ...because some secret recipes you really don't want to know.

    *sigh* way too generic but it's all I got

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    Edward saw Twilight. Winry's obsessed with Edward. Enough said.

    (yeah, my brain is dead)

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    @EtherForce:

    lol, that's sick!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    Vic: Aaaarrrgghhh!!! I never knew giant metal robots exsisted!

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    Ed's reaction when shown a fanfiction with a pairing of EdxRoy.

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    The animation clean-up artists missed something.

    - - - or - - -

    Vic/Ed: Now waaaaaiiiiiit just a minute!


    Last edited by cougarsama at 9:18:46 PM EDT on April 20, 2009.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/20/09 | Reply

    lol I totally missed that you put the VA names up.....new caption.

    Aaron: Vic I'd like to show you this drawing a fan gave me....it's our characters from FMA *sparkle*
    Vic: *gloom*.....why Aaron....why?!?
    Aaron: Yaoi is the hot new thing...plus she was a real cutie ;3

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    You COOKED my pet chicken?!?!? That is SO not equivalent exchange!!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Guy from Scary Movie 2: "OK everybody...dig in!"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    So if that's beat meat chicken I don't even want to know whats in Shlong pie!

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Oh, totally didn't notice this until today: "Guy on the left is Aaron, guy on the right is Vic."

    New caption:
    Aaron: "Bad news, Vic; Funimation says they're lettin' ya go."
    Vic: "But...Sakuracon is the only thing I have left! I can't be associated with 'GIRUGAMESH!'"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    When a bird phobia goes to the extremes...

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    1) On the first day of Sakura-Con, my money bought for me: a Color-Me-Edward coloring book!

    2) Hey Ed's phone here. Eddy doesn't have AT&T so zero bars here in Xenotime. So thanks again for the tip that Mugiar's mansion is waaaay over there and you're actually going to the Neddles&Milk Mart. He's gonna have nightmares for a week so you might not hear from him for a while but seriously, thanks again.


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 6:32:46 PM EDT on April 20, 2009.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    (Not a caption entry.) On an off note, I'd like to say that I enjoy just seeing what SG puts up as the names for series like this, and then seeing who actually believes him... And then occasionally when I don't know the series, I get suspicious and wonder if he's given the real names. *laughs*

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Ed: Leftovers? From November?!
    Al: You should be thankful...
    ~Borealis


    Last edited by Aurora Borealis at 7:59:30 PM EDT on April 19, 2009.

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Little did Edward know, Al put a Tack in the Chair...

    Ed: Gyaah!
    Al: Hehe...

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Al is digging for gold.

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    The turkey tried to eat Ed but instead it licked all the color from him.
    Turkey: I have a family and kids, you know! How would you like to be eaten!?!?

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    Rising from Ashes (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Ed: Wait, is that thing actually moving? No, now it's looking at me...IT'S ALIVE!!!
    Al: *sweatdrop*

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Ed: "I have to get HOW MANY shots?!! Quit laughing Al! It was your cat that bit me!"

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    @BloodRedArab:

    That's awesome.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    The Philosopher's Stone takes many forms.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Mooooooooo.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Winry, off screen: ED!! I just got back from the doctor! He said I'm pregnant!

    Ed: SAY WHAT?!?!

    Al: I think I've lost my appetite.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Yeah, yeah, I'm calling Ghostbusters... keep your pants on.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    The ghost of Thanksgiving Past...

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Mustang (offscreen): See, that's why you tell him it's Tofurkey after he's finished his meal. His reaction will be ten times better.


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    You have to do WHAT before cooking a turkey!?!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Ed: Whaddya mean you "just pooped it out"? is that even possible?

    ***

    mmm...toilet humour... i suck

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    wow fangirls find the most intersting places to hide.


    Show No Fear Always Smile

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/19/09 | Reply

    Ed and Al only realized when the show started that it was a dinner and STRIP club. And the feature entertainer was Roy.

    Edward-OH MY GAWD!

    Al-MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Ed: (outraged) HOW DARE YOU SERVE THIS TO US!
    Al: You see, it was a turkey that...killed our mother!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Al seems to have put on a bit of weight.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Ed has disovered many things in his short life, but now he's learned another mystery which puzzles the world: yaoi fanfiction.

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Thanks to his metal body, Al is the perfect prankster. Ed couldnt see him nearly busting out laughing before he took a bite of the chicken.

    -7thEvaChild

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    "It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!"


    Last edited by BloodRedArab at 12:48:19 AM EDT on April 19, 2009.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    ed: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ATE TURKEY SHAPED BRAIN!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Ed: What do you mean I ate Roy Mustang. not an actual mustang?

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Al, how many times have I told you not to use alchemy on my cats!!!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    "When they said this robot could do anything, I didn't know they meant cook a five star meal!"

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Ed: IT MOVES!!!

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Dinner was going splendidly until Al laid an egg.

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    Full of intestines (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    'Ed could have sworn he heard a "meow"...'

    [/lame stereotypes]

    ~NGS

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    Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    Al: No, brother, it won't work for you to turn my armor into iron to treat your anemia!

    's all I's got... o_O


    And, then... I met you.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    GIRUGAMESH!

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/18/09 | Reply

    The Fullmime Alchemist.


    Bazinga!