Azuma: What seems to be the officer, problem?
Officer: You are drunk!
Azuma: I Swear to Drunk I am not This Loaf of Bread!

Yes. It is a requirement that whenever presenting bread, one must set up a blue-and-white backdrop, wear a headband and have two locks of hair stand like antennae.

CHIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BREAD CAN HOLD STUFF IN IT!!!! YOU CANT WIN LOL

Azuma: Here is beer's solid
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Bread, food version of sex
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Azuma:Stay back pope I have Jesus' body.

For Christians...

Azuma thought that running communion would be easy. All he had to say was "And so, Jesus took the bread...".

For others:

Who says the best bread bakers live in France or Italy?

And more...:

YOU STOLE THE COOKIE, er, bread, FROM THE BREAD JAR!!!! ...That doesn't have the same ring, does it?

Fine, here's bread, and I'm sorry I set your cat on fire.

this will have to do for now!
(every one should take this in a different way)

Some ideas:
1. Et tu Brutus? *waves bread*
2. When anime characters do not level up their intelligence
3. When all else fails, wave around a loaf of bread.
4. Bystander: AZUMA! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT BREAD?!?!?
Azuma: Nothing...
Bystander: Oh Yeah. True, true.
5. How much bread would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck bread?
6. Azuma: OK! Who violated my bread?
7. You may not remember my face, but you will remember the bread!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! my beautiful bread has finger marks in it.... when i find out who did it there getting hit with the bread

@Minutemen before you post, please read. I'm betting you're weren't meaning to since there is a difference with yours having a question mark at the end and mine had an explanation point. Just in the future keep in mind to read before you post.
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Azuma:Where is your god now?
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Azuma:Tonight we dine in hell, but today ARBEY'S Deli!
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A fool and his money are soon separated, but before they are Azuma shouts "MONEY I did it for you!"
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Azuma:YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED BI~O~TCH!
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Azuma:"Now you got ask yourself punk do you feel lucky"
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Azuma:"STELLA!"

@Sakaki Sakura:

Aw man! It didn't display my arrows! I guess I'll change it to...

"Azuma found a loaf of bread! Set it to X, O, or A to replenish 3 hearts!"

do do do do do do do do do DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!!

Azuma found a loaf of bread! Set it to to replenish 3 hearts!

Damn it. Ryuk droped the wrong thing. Stupid Shinigami.

Azuma: And with this bread, I will finally--whoops! *trips and breaks the camera*
Camera Guy: Just break the camera ONE more time, Azuma! *shakes fist*

SHUT UP AZUMA AND GIVE ME MY BREAD! Unless you want me to eat you as well.

@TimeChaser Dang you, you stole my idea. I would of chose bread since it rhymes with wed. Still nice one.
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Sometimes SIZE does matter
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Azuma:Back off I got a french bread and I'm not afraid to use it.
Onlooker:What happen to Frank?
Azuma:I said I wasn't afraid to use it!
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Azuma was about to learn that "Nin hail Hitler" doesn't mean no hailing Hitler.
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Azuma: Talk to the Bread
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Azuma:Et tu Brtus!
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Some like porn, but Azuma preferred his bread.
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Azuma:EAT THIS BREAD OR I'LL EAT YOU!

Behold! The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of calories!

Azuma: I shall use this bread as a synonym for money! Season 2, here i come!

ha ha, awesome! first time i've won one of these things. though the de-censor had nothing to do with me! lol that quote comes from experience my friends... ^^;

ok, here's this weeks two cents:

Azuma: That aint a knife....THIS is a knife!

...oh wait...

With this loaf of bread, I shall Justice you!

Bite it, Subway; the foot-long ain't got nothing on this bitch.

*Edit*
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He gave thanks and praised. He Broke the Bread, gave it to his deciples and said, "Take this all of you and eat it. This is my body wich has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me."
*Angels Sing*

Some men buy cars, some men bake bread...

Indiana Jones ain't got notin' on me!

Azuma: "The bread is mightier than the sword!"

Neo walks up to azuma seeing him bending the bread with his mind.
azuma hands bread to neo.
azuma*dont try to bend the bread with your mind thes impossible.
neo*then what do i do.
azuma*you must relise the truth.
neo*what the truth.
azuma*ther is no bread.

Azuma - "It may not look like it, but this bread is actually a BOMB!"

Azuma: "With this, I shall make a fortune off of Subway! Eat Fresh!

"Fear the awesome power of MY bankai!"

BOW BEFORE AND WORSHIP THE HOLY BREAD GOD OF ALL BREADINESS!!!!!!

Fear my staff of bready goodness!

The latest hobby game to come out of Japan comes 'Bread Duellers'! The game of exciting loaf battles! Will you be the king of bakery?

Bread I Choose You! Now Use Your Mold Attack!

Woohoo 3rd place. This has been my lucky week. Here's my caption

Azuma: THIS IS PANNNNN!!!!