Lupin is depressed because he hasnt won the Caption Battle even once. And to make it worse, Zenigata is bragging about his 6th win this year alone. . .
The "one-that-made-even-me-laugh" one-
After 40 years, a 60 year-old Lupin is ready to retire. Zenigata is only happy enough to take him to the "old folks home". You can see that by the cop cars.
The Broadway one-
Zenigata: I'm not wearing underwear today!
The obvious one-
Zenigata: Why the long face?
Last edited by Hisaishi at 9:47:30 AM EDT on June 8, 2009.
Zenigata: Hey Lupin! Take a look at my--
Lupin: Let's just hope this dust doesn't clear up anytime soon...
Zenigata: What? I was just going to show you my new Pokemon cards!
Lupin: *rolls eyes*
Zenigata: C'mon! I told you that I need help looking for something sexy for my wife and since your such the ladies man, I thought that you'd be just the person to help me.
Lupin III:" I was so close to having One Piece all to myself and they have the nerve to just leave it out in the open for everyone."
Zenigata:" Maybe next time Funimation will wrap it up with a ribbon just for you, master thief."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 7:54:56 PM EDT on June 6, 2009.
Lupin, Sr. *in heaven*: Thing never change.
Lupin III: Hello Zenigata. Here to arrest me again.
Lupin, Sr.: On second though, he isn't being chased by Ganimard's granddaughter...
Ganimard: Oh shut it!
Go, Flint! Third Place, Bay-Bee! Okay, now on with this mess.
First, the totally obvious one:
"These... these fumes are great..."
Next, the religious one:
"Hello, sir. My name is John Higgins. I am wondering if I can take a moment of your time to speak of the Book of Mormon..."
And finally, the unwanted movie recap:
"...and the reporter reveals to the audience that WE are the condemned! And then Steve Austin blows up an airplane! I tell ya, the Condemned was the best movie I've ever seen!"
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata, thrilled to have finally seen something Lupin hadn't, started to quiz him about the Burn Notice premiere, only to revel in the fact Lupin still had not made the digital transition to cable.
This one was hard. Not much goin' on. Kudos to people who get it this week.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/11/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
(or the more modern version)
Zenigata: You just got Punk'd!
Lupin: ....I hate you either way.
----or----
*insert witty drug reference here*
minicon3167
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/10/09 | Reply
Lupin:
And that's the last time we'll be coming here for the chili special...
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/10/09 | Reply
Little does Zenigata know, Lupin has seen many a flasher in his day.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/10/09 | Reply
Zenigata:"Keeping your hands on the steering wheel only comes second to keeping your finger on the pulse of anime."
Lupin:"But, my friends are dead now."
Zenigata:"Ya, BUT are they still watching vampire anime?
Alistairbodn
Otakuite | Posted 06/09/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Lupin, check it out! Smilin' Bob was right about natural male enhancement!
Lupin: Not this conversation again.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/08/09 | Reply
Lupin is depressed because he hasnt won the Caption Battle even once. And to make it worse, Zenigata is bragging about his 6th win this year alone. . .
Tai-dyed
Otakuite | Posted 06/08/09 | Reply
okay here's my first one:
Zenigata: C'mon, cheer up! The Transformers movie will be out in a couple weeks.
Second one:
Lupin: You know Zenigata, if you don't get out of the street someone is going to run you over.
Zenigata: It won't work anyway. All this gas around me has made me into an indestructible supercop.
Lupin: *sigh* Just what i need....
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/08/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Are you being served, sir?
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/08/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Admit it, my sideburns are better.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
Lupin the III:"You burned all my stuff."
Zenigata:"That's 1 point for the Japanese police and a defeat for Swine flu ."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 11:05:36 PM EDT on June 8, 2009.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
Zenigata's milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
The "one-that-made-even-me-laugh" one-
After 40 years, a 60 year-old Lupin is ready to retire. Zenigata is only happy enough to take him to the "old folks home". You can see that by the cop cars.
The Broadway one-
Zenigata: I'm not wearing underwear today!
The obvious one-
Zenigata: Why the long face?
Last edited by Hisaishi at 9:47:30 AM EDT on June 8, 2009.
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Bond. James Bond.
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If I knew Zenigata's last name I would've used that instead of james bond ^^'
wheem001
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
Aha! Nabeshin, I almost didn't recognize you without the afro!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
Zenigata - I got fanboy protection written in my life insurance
Lupin- I don't.
64oldman
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/07/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Hey Lupin! Take a look at my--
Lupin: Let's just hope this dust doesn't clear up anytime soon...
Zenigata: What? I was just going to show you my new Pokemon cards!
Lupin: *rolls eyes*
chibimaster
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin: Remind me, why am I here again?
Zenigata: C'mon! I told you that I need help looking for something sexy for my wife and since your such the ladies man, I thought that you'd be just the person to help me.
Lupin: ...
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Alright, 1st again! Domo arigato.
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This is why Zenigata and Lupin can't hang out.
Three words: "Pull my finger."
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Now, I've disposed of all your illegal drugs in that bonfire... You won't be breaking the law anymore!
Lupin: *already baked*
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin III: hmm... it smells like.... Nitro gas?
Lupin Sr.: Nope, but very close. Thats actually C4 gas.....
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
See?! I TOLD you when you hug a member of the Sohma family, they turn into animals in a puff of colored smoke!!!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin III:" I was so close to having One Piece all to myself and they have the nerve to just leave it out in the open for everyone."
Zenigata:" Maybe next time Funimation will wrap it up with a ribbon just for you, master thief."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 7:54:56 PM EDT on June 6, 2009.
Tempus321
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin, Sr. *in heaven*: Thing never change.
Lupin III: Hello Zenigata. Here to arrest me again.
Lupin, Sr.: On second though, he isn't being chased by Ganimard's granddaughter...
Ganimard: Oh shut it!
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Do do do do do, Inspector Gadget :D
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Psst! Hey, buddy...Wanna buy some fashion sense?
VenusGuyTrap
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin - I swear, this is the last time I let fangirls set me up on a blind date.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Tired of your old drug dealer? Try my drugs! Free samples!
Flint
Senior Otaku | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Go, Flint! Third Place, Bay-Bee! Okay, now on with this mess.
First, the totally obvious one:
"These... these fumes are great..."
Next, the religious one:
"Hello, sir. My name is John Higgins. I am wondering if I can take a moment of your time to speak of the Book of Mormon..."
And finally, the unwanted movie recap:
"...and the reporter reveals to the audience that WE are the condemned! And then Steve Austin blows up an airplane! I tell ya, the Condemned was the best movie I've ever seen!"
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata: What's the matter? Long night?
Lupin: Shut up...
Sensei Ryuu
Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
SHAMWOW salesman?
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin is me when my older sister takes me shopping.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata: So many colors...
Lupin: I told you those pills were great.
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Lupin: *sigh* Casual day doesn't mean coming to work without pants, Zenigata.
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
It's time for a Jet-Force-Police-Squadron-One-on dash One-Show-Down, Ninja-Style!
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata, thrilled to have finally seen something Lupin hadn't, started to quiz him about the Burn Notice premiere, only to revel in the fact Lupin still had not made the digital transition to cable.
This one was hard. Not much goin' on. Kudos to people who get it this week.
Paulini
Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata: Whaddya think of my outfit?
Lupin: ..........
AP Ichigo
Japan Bureau (Podcasters) | Posted 06/06/09 | Reply
Zenigata - If it weren't for these censors, you'd see how happy I am right now.
Lupin - And how small I really am.
Thanks,
Ichigo
Last edited by animepulse at 8:21:56 AM EDT on June 6, 2009.