*gasp!* She said sex! Security! Did you get that?!!!

Mashiro: Good news, Ameri! It seems that all you have contracted is the highly contagious, but rare, Kermit syndrome! .....What?

there are times where one does not need to know such things, this is one of them.

Oh my gawd! President Obama just killed that fly!! Someone call PETA!!!

mashiro: "You've been X'd!! theres a camera right over there!!"

This is what happens when caffeine is served at a party.

"Oh my god, was that hentai?"

the power of moe stikes again

We all got eye transplants! C'mon, everybody's doin it...

Cutting the cheese is never, ever a public affair. Ever.

They opened their eyes and talked with their mouths closed. Not a happy combination...

Come try McDonald's new McCafe!
It'll help get you up and going in a quick jiff!
Study for those finals!
Drive for three days straight!
Stay up for five days and watch your favorite horror movies without the worry of falling asleep (because we all know that's when the ghosts'll get ya!)

Side effects may include: dry eyes, itchy eyes, over-productive tear ducts, and the addiction to TheOtaku.com!

Enjoy responsibly.

XD ~Yosei~ XD

Mashiro apparently isn't shocked by two girls one cup.

Only one of these people is immune to the vacuum of space.

Unpressurized Rooms: They don't affect deities.

oh, i found a cookie on the flo- darnit, what i miss?

So that's how the "O_O" emoticon looks on a person.

Is that really what she said?!?! That's absurd!
Mashiro: I don't get it.............

TheO's always watching... >8D

One word: trap

~NGS

Balalaika: Mashiro, I'm sure you can convince your bug-eyed friends that i'm no god, giant, or alien. Because I apparently get that look from them everytime I click on this page.

theOtaku.com staff photo. Not shown: Adam slowly losing his mind.
--or--
Peer pressure...sucks

This is what it looks like when anime characters visit the ophthalmologist.

Mashiro: I SWEAR It wasn't me.

If you have pink hair, you arent startled easily by others.

This is how anime does South Park.

I suppose I should take this moment to reveal to a large number of last week's contestants that I took a bit of liberty with spelling to deliver that off-color joke there.

It's actually "Drapion". Same pronunciation, if I'm not mistaken. Just harder to make a joke about someone forcing themselves upon another with that particular spelling.

And oh gosh this week's pic is awesome. Good luck to everyone submitting this week.

they just saw last weeks caption

Family Guy & Simpsons Meet Tayutama: Kiss on my Diety.

:P

I tried.

~Noelle-Chan~