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Cupcake Secret Night Attack
The cupcakes have struck again, this time physically. A few weeks ago I rolled in pain on my bed from a terrible toothache.
I went to the dentist today and he took a 3 dimensional x-ray. Otakuites, once again, viewer discretion is advised. The below image may shock some of you.
As you can see the cupcakes have infiltrated my mouth with a micro-cupcake spy. It has fused with one of my teeth and is reporting back to headquarters on everything I say and do.
I have made an appointment with a dental surgeon and am on special anti-cupcake medication. I hope the cupcake removal will be swift and painless...wish me luck.
Cryptic Cupcake E-mail
Scanning my inbox my eyes widened: "Message from [email protected]"
Trepidation struck--that sender address shouldn't exist!--and I clicked to open the email.
Nothing. The body was blank. I breathed a sigh of relief and then noticed there was a file attached.
Otakuites, a word of warning. The media file below should not be viewed by members with a weak stomach. It is, in a word, horrible. Viewer discretion is advised.
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