The Uchiha glanced back, staring at the annoyance. "...."
"Why are you following Naruto and Sakura?" A girl? She had brown hair, brown eyes, and her hair was up in buns on either side of the top of her head. Sasuke thought she looked vaguely familiar. For a second he cursed himself for not being more aware of other people in the village.
"I'm not following anyone." He answered, closing his eyes. He'd been tempted to say "It's none of your business" but that would imply that he WAS following them, and that would just be stupid on his part.
"Sure you aren't." She sounded disapproving. "Just don't run away from the village again." With that she walked off, much to Sasuke's confusion.
"...." What was that about? Girls were so weird...
After shopping for a few minutes, Naruto and Sakura headed inside the theater. "Uh..." Naruto stopped, "I'm going to the bathroom first. I'll meet up with you later."
"Oh, alright. Just don't miss the movie." Sakura answered, disappearing inside the open doors.
The Jinchuriki booked to the bathroom. "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT...." His pants were too tight! "Holy mother of god!"
"They're starting to stifle you, aren't they?" Sasuke was leaning on the sink counter, listening.
"What the-" Naruto kicked the bathroom door open. "WHAT ARE YOU, A STALKER?!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I'm here to help you, idiot."
"I DON'T NEED ANY HELP FROM YOU!" He struggled in his pants.
"Really...." Sasuke watched as Naruto tried to get out of the pants. "You know," He started, "There's a saying...once you try on leather pants, you'll never go back to not wearing them..."
"WHAT?!" The blonde slipped and fell flat on his face. "ARE YOU SAYING I CAN NEVER CHANGE PANTS AGAIN!?"
"No," Sasuke closed his eyes, "I'm saying you're going to become depressed pretty soon, and not want to take those pants off."
Naruto stopped, staring at Sasuke for a moment in horror. "Wh...what are you saying?"
"If you don't get those off," Sasuke answered, "I doubt you'll be able to be cheery anymore. They suck the life out of whoever wears them." That was why he never wore leather pants. Nii-san taught him that much before leaving...
"What, do you know that from experience?" Naruto slanted his eyes at him.
"No." Sasuke stated. "It's a pure fact. I don't know how many hours it takes, but I say four, tops. How long since you put them on?"
"Two and a half...." Naruto answered, looking scared. "WH...What does that mean?"
"You have time." Sasuke answered, "But they're securely on your ass now...it'll be difficult to get them off." The raven haired boy examined his friend.
"WAIT." Naruto held up a hand. "I don't have any other parts to wear right now."
In a flourish, Sasuke pulled a pair of Naruto's jeans out of his bag. "I'm not stupid, you know."
At this, Naruto stared. "...where did you find those?"
Both of the boys seemed uncomfortable as they approached this topic. "We have other things to think about." Sasuke looked away.
"Right, right." He tugged. "I don't think I can get them off, Sasuke!"
Sasuke squeezed his eyes shut, seeming uncomfortable. Please, God, don't make me have to grab his ass and-
"I NEED HELP."
-_-;
At some point, the raven haired Uchiha was pulling on Naruto's leather pants, trying to yank them off. "You're doomed."
