Team Taka Goes to Wal-Mart

Strike two. Sasuke decided to ignore him and get the lettuce Jugo seemed to like, and considered less water for Suigetsu. Now THAT would be a money saver.

Of course, it might kill Suigetsu…

“Suigetsu. We’re going. Did you get the meat?” Sasuke glanced at the annoyance, who waved his hand.

“Yeah, yeah. I’m ready to get out of here…”

Off to the health section…geez…why did Karin have to be such…such a…girl? -_-

“..which one?”

“How should I know? You’re the one always PMSing, I thought you should know what she wants…”

Sasuke stared at Suigetsu for the longest time and suddenly something snapped. “……………………….”

Suigetsu’s head slammed into the wall of the tampon boxes and Sasuke walked in the opposite direction as if nothing had happened, a vein pulsing on his head. Strike three. -_____-*****

“..was wondering when you’d snap…” His muffled voice was weak, and Sasuke dumped a box into the cart, starting out of the aisle- though not before pushing Suigetsu’s head deeper into the boxes with his foot. Heh. Revenge was sweet.

“Won’t be needing any of those…” Sasuke glanced back at Suigetsu, now recovered, wondering what he was talking about, but his face flushed and his eyes shut as he briskly walked out of the aisle.

Suigetsu grinned to himself. “What’s wrong, Sasuke? Scared of a condom?” He shouted. As far as being bossy and brooding Sasuke was an expert…but when it came to facts of life…tut tut…he was so innocent. :] Suigetsu could use this knowledge in the future…

“That’s everything…” Sasuke sighed to himself. “We can go n- …” He glanced around. “…..”

Suigetsu was nowhere to be found. That bastard…

Sasuke twitched. Where the hell could he have….

When he finally found his annoying teammate, he was staring at a few rows of chocolate like an idiot. -__-;