“Suigetsu.” The water imp did not move. “Suigetsu.” After a long while, he responded...but it was not the one Sasuke expected.
“I have to have it.” His eyes glazed over. “…the limited edition…Hydro-Butterfnger-Hershey bar…”
Sasuke stared at him for a few moments. -__- “I said we’re leaving…”
D: “Hey…I promise I won’t bug you anymore…”
“I SAID WE’RE GOING, DAMMIT.”
“Alright, alright, I’m going, I’m GOING! So bossy…” Suigetsu put his hands behind his head and followed Sasuke…but not before taking the candy bar and indiscreetly stuffing it into his pocket.
Of course, at the door, the security guard stopped them. “I’m going to have to see your receipt.”
Closing his eyes, Sasuke handed the guard his receipt. “And your pockets…empty them.”
Sasuke’s eyes flashed with irritation, but he did so.
“You too, purple kid.”
“I’m not purple!” Suigetsu was obviously offended. “I’m one of the seven swordsman of the-“
“Do it, purple kid.” Sasuke smirked.
“Besides..” Suigetsu ignored Sasuke, rambling, “I don’t have to do anything. I mean, you paid for everything, yeah? So it shouldn‘t matter.”
Sasuke glared at him. “Just do it, Suigetsu…”
“It?” He flashed Sasuke a grin with all of his teeth and a sick sort of feeling entered Sasuke’s stomach.
Without warning, Suigetsu knocked the guard into the metal detector, decimating it, and setting off all the alarms.
“……” Sasuke’s eyes flashed with a certain anger that was obvious to everyone who saw, though his face was still the blank mask he had perfected a few years back. “Suigetsu…”
“Run?” At this point, shoppers, employees, and the police were heading to their side of the store.
“Tsk….” Briskly taking all of the bags and fitting them into one bag, Sasuke sprinted off after Suigetsu.
“We made a clean getaway, huh?” Suigetsu said this proudly, though there was nothing to be proud of.
“…why….did you do that?” Sasuke was pretty tired from carrying all of the stuff while they’d escaped and was ready to drop. They had to run several miles just to evade the police…
“Eh. As you would say, it was ‘on a whim’.” He pulled his candy bar out of his pocket then, grinning like he was ready to eat it.
“…………………………” For the few moments that Suigetsu unwrapped the candy bar, Sasuke stared at him in silence. After a while, he took a deep breath. “…where did you get that?”
“The store,” ^^ “Where else?”
Sasuke closed his eyes, one hand on his forehead as he put two and two together. “…Suigetsu…”
“What?” He looked up.
The Mangekyou Sharingan met him. “……..”
Suigetsu’s scream lasted for an hour or two, depending on how long Sasuke could put up with his screaming. -___-
Relieved when he was out of the Tsukyomi, (though he didn’t know that Itachi’s was much more intimidating) the first thing he looked for was his chocolate. Unfortunately, he couldn’t find it.
At that exact moment, Karin walked past, chewing something. “What’s with that look on your face? And stop squatting! Geez, we’re almost there…”
Suigetsu looked over at Sasuke, eyes wide. “…Sasuke? Wh-What happened to my chocolate?”
“I gave it to Karin. You know she’s PMSing…” Sasuke gave him a sarcastic look. His last act of exacting revenge…
;w; It took a few moments for Suigetsu to grasp what Sasuke said. “………….”
Not even Itachi’s Tsukyomi could torture Suigetsu as much as he was being tortured now.
