this is totally about death note!!!! xD L fangirls come here!!!!!

OKAY PEOPLE!!!!!!
its mandie again but THIS TIME with best buddddddd miranda!
miranda:hi...ow i hit he desk.....
me:haha okay so lets interview the cast of DEATH NOTE. whoot!
miranda:okay lets start off with someone stupid lyke misa!
me:lol okayyyyy MISA AMANE!!!!!!!!
*misa comes nad sits on empty chair*
misa: haii!!!!!! ^-^
me & miranda: -_-; haii
misa: *pretends to be homie* WAZZAP G-DAWG?!?!?!?!
me: NUTHIN MUCH HOWM SKILLET BISCUIT DEWD YO MERCADES CRAP!
miranda: okay screw her! L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: YESH BYE MISA! BOB! UNLEASH THE TRAP DOOR ON MISA!
bob:uhhhh we dont have a trap door.....
me:THEN FRIKIN BUILD ONE AND UNLEASH IT ON HER DAMMIT! USE FRIGGIN COMMON SENSE!!!!!!
bob:but that will take some time-
me:WELL IF YOU HAVE THE TIME TO BE MY BODY GAURD THEN YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO BUILD A DAMN TRAP DOOR!!!!!!!!
Bob: okay....... wait a minute.... where do i get the stuff to buy a trap door? WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE wheres miranda?
miranda: hi
bob:oh... okay! *skips off like a little girl*
me:okay thats creepy..... ANYWAYS L!!!!! *pusshes misa off of her chair*
misa:ow!
me & miranda:go burn in hell
me: COME OUT! L!!!!!!
L: *comes and sits lyke he does in misas chair*
me & miranda:
L:^-^
miranda: *scoots closer to L*
me:>:( hey!
miranda: hiss......
me:O_O; okay! i was gunna let you sit there anyways!!!!!!!
miranda: ^-^
me: *under breath* when pigs fly......
miranda : WHAT DID YOU SAY???????
me: OoO; nuthin........
miranda: CAN I ASK THE FIRST QUESTION??????
me: ur gunna kill me if i dont....
miranda: YAY okay When the interview is finished, where will you go?
L: uhhh back to the crappy hotel im living in right now......
me:okay-
miranda:FOLLOW UP!!!!!! when you do will you take me with you??? *puppy dawg eyes*
me: -.-;
L:uhhhh sure i guess.....
miranda: HELL TO THE YES!!!!!!!!
me: xD can i ask my question now?
miranda: sure i got what i needed!
me: okay....... anyways! okay L, if all the strawberries were to rot and die in the world, what would you do?
L: have the same fate as the strawberries.... but i guess theres still cake.....
me:and what if cake were to go dead?
L:OKAY UR GOING TOO FAR! DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT CAKE GOING BYE BYE!
me: OKAY SORRY.....
miranda: NO! YOU STILL HAVE CANDY TEA SUGAR CUBES DOUGHNUT KEBABS AND A GIRL THAT LOVES YOU!!!!!
me: really? whos that?
miranda:*smacks me in the back of the head* ME STUPID!
me: ^^ oh yeah!
L:......
miranda: sorry if im scaring you cos i should probably stop now cos im going to go to your place and that would be scary if you had a girl lyke me in your room staring at you all the time and-
me:SHUT UP
L: xD
miranda:hehe sorry
L: okay im tired can i go now?
miranda: NO YOU CAN SLEEP ON MY LAP IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!
L: ^^; no its okay.....
me: xD this ish awkward....
L: okay bye.....
me: bye! but stay backstage so miranda doesnt kill me.....
miranda: dont. diss. me. or. stand. me. up.
L: i promise i wont! ^^
miranda: YAY
me: kay BRING OUT RAITO!!!!! (light)
*raito walks in and sits on chair*
miranda: DIEEEEEEEEEE DAMN YOU! *springs lyke monkey at raito*
raito: AHHHHHH HOLY CRAP WTF!!!!!!
me: MIRANDA STOP OR L WILL LEAVE!
miranda *jumps back lyke nothing happened*
me: okay sorry about my FELLOW INTERVIEWER
miranda:
raito: is she on crack or something?
miranda: DAMMIT THAT IS THE SORT OF THING THAT WILL MAKE YOU END UP WRAPPED UP IN A BOX AND SHIPPED OFF TO CUBA!
raito: O.O ill say no more.......
miranda: t____t i got my eyes on you......
me:i thought you had your eyes on L?
miranda:well that too but i dont want to kill L....
me: okay..... FIRST QUESTION I CALL IT!!!!!!
miranda: whatever
raito: *smiles*
me: okay..... what inspired you toooooooooooooooo...... *stares dreamily into raitos eyes*
raito: ....uhhh what inspired me tooooo.....?
me: O.O
raito: o.o
miranda: *waves hand in face* XD HAHAHA! SHE LIKES YOU!!!!!
me: WTF DO NOT!
miranda: [3 yeah you do.....
me: *blush* STFU!!
miranda: no language like that in here young lady!!!!!
me: sorry....
raito: i talk like that too and you say nothing to me.....
miranda: cos im trying not to kill you.
me: *death glare at miranda* dont you DARE kill my raito!
miranda: *snicker* YOUR raito?
me: oh crap.....
raito: xD haha hey mandie want to go out?
me: WTF?! SERIOUSLY?!
miranda: see i told you she likes you.
raito: ^^
me: HELL YES!
miranda: MANDIE YOU IDIOT! HES GOING TO USE YOU!!!!! AND KILL YOU!!!!!
mandie: i dont care......
raito: *hugs*
me: YAYYYYYY!!!!! *hugs*
miranda: MANDIE YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!!! *runs back stage*
me: okay thats all the time we have today!!!
raito: BYE
me & miranda & L: BYE

*BACK STAGE SECRETS*
miranda: *glomps L*
L: *smiles*
me: ^^ im happy!
miranda: why cos youre gunna die?
me: at least itll be by the wonderful raito!
miranda: ew......
L: WAIT. YOURE DATING MY ENEMY?!?!?!
me: yup! ^w^
L:DAMN YOU
miranda: get her L! she made me swear not to attack anybody!
L: no its cool its cool......
me: whatever *kisses raito*
miranda: EWWWWWWWWWWWW GET A ROOM!!!!!!
me: what ur the one thats all friggin googly eyes all over your boyfriend!
miranda: AND YOU WERENT!
me: oh yeah.... well whatever! later peoples!!!!!! bye!
everyone else: BYE!

2 hours later

bob: wait what about the trap door??????