ok im making another talk show with sasuke in it because i have more questions to ask him.
Me:welcome again sasuke uchiha!!!
*sasuke comes in and sits down*
Me:thanks sasuke for being here!
sasuke:do i really have a choice?
Me:not really but any ways lets start of this interview with a question that many naruto fans have wondered.why is your hair shaped like a chicken butt or a cockatoo?
sasuke:*angrily*because it just is.
Me:uh-huh im sure it is.
sasuke:it is and the ladies love it right ladies?
*silence*
Me: I think youve been here too many times.....
sasuke:but that was your choice not mine!
Me:freedom of speech sasuke....freedom of speech.
sasuke: I hate you.
Me: thats ok i luv me.
sasuke: you and what army?
Me:the army of me and every one else watching this tv show!
sasuke:damn
Me: thats right now next question.would you really date one of your fan girls one day?
sasuke:no
Me:why?
sasuke:because when you try to break up with a girl that is obssessed with you,shell think youre kidding and then youll never get away from her even though you never got away from her in the first place.so shell cling on to you even more.
Me:good explanation.
sasuke:why do you think im first in my class?
Me: point well taken...
sasuke:exactly.
Me:ok next question.what do you look for in a girl?
sasuke:she has to be strong,dark,mysterious,NOT A FAN GIRL,and want to be on my side to kill itachi.
Me:so basically a girl you?
sasuke:ya pretty much.and i have a question for you mandie.
Me:kk shoot
sasuke: what do you look for in a guy?
Me:I look for a guy that is funny,athletic,not too stupid not too smart,and is very social.
sasuke:you meen like me.
Me:....sasuke i said funny and very social.
first of all you are not social or funny at all even if you tried to be.
and second,I WANT A GUY THAT DOESNT WANT TO MURDER HIS BROTHER!!!!
sasuke:oh....
me:yes now next question,are you ok with all these people putting you in love stories and fan fictions?
sasuke: I guess wait, they put me in what kind of stories?!!!!!
me: nothing ok!!!!!thats all the time that we have today see you later!!!!
say bye sasuke!
sasuke:no..nbow i want to know what they say about me in these'fan fiction things'!!
me:you will never know unless you go on a website and get a life!!!
*sasuke chases me around the stage*
Me:good night!!!
sasuke:and good bye!!
me:thats the jonas brothers!!! you are gay!!!!
sasuke:SHUT UP!!!!!
me and sasuke:*still running*GOOD NIGHT!!!!
p.s. m sorry for any fan girls that are offended.