- Created By X_I_X_ROOLZ_X
the 'non-naruto' conversation is explained
ok pplz im sorry about the last story i made u know the 'this is not really about naruto' conversation. i was at school and this was the only anime website that the school district let us on. i know strict right? i hate it! they dont even let us on gaia! its insanity!!!!! UGH! so we just wanted to write (or type in this case) a story that wasnt about anime. and we both like naruto so we chose naruto. so if that one annoyed u i apologize.
my kool naruto talk show!! ^-^
Me:ok every body we actually have some one different this time!
crowd:finally!yay!!!!
me:yes it is a double guest show this week!
sakura haruno and ino yamanaka!
crowd: *yay!* *boo!!!*
*sakura sits in the spot next to me*
*ino comes and sits down right after sakura*
sakura:HA! I CAME AND SAT BEFORE YOU!!!!!
me:sakura for the last time, its not a contest.
sakura: wayever i still beat her!
Ino: whatev billboard brow.
me:ok.... yeah the first question is for sakura.
sakura:HA! SHE PICKED ME FIRST!!!
me:for the last frikin time sakura, this is not a contest!!!!!
sakura:watever ask me the question!
me:ok miss.bossy-pants.
why do u like sasuke so much?
sakura:BECAUSE HE IS HAWT!!!!!
me:is that why? his looks? not personality?
sakura:yup
me:so if he finally asked you out one day-
sakura: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:let me finish! if sasuke actually asked you out one day, and he was a jerk to you and beat you and all that bad stuff, you would still go out with him?
sakura:yup.
me:boy are you desprate....
sakura:yup.
me:*anime sweatdrop*
me:and now ino. i have the same question for you.
why do you like sasuke so much?
ino:my reason is way better thab=n billboard brows here,
sakura:*GGGRRRRRR*
Ino:i like sasuke for his personality and not his looks.
me:*anime sweat drop* youre such a liar....
ino:ok i have to side with forehead on this one!!!!!!
me:thats all i ask is for you guys is to be honest with me and our fans...
ino and sakura in unison:ok...
me:ok next question,who do you think is responsible for you two being ex-friends in the first place?
ino:sakura
sakura:ino
sakura and ino:*sparks in eyes*
me:ok... ino why do you think its sakura?
ino:because she got all worked up just cuz we both like sasuke,whats wrong with two friends liking the same guy?
me:ok now sakura its your turn.
sakura:ok ino had put my hair like this in the first place*points to hair* because she knew that people would see my HUGE forehead and make fun of me, so she made things worse on purposs!
ino:DID NOT!!!!!!
me:please, let sakura speak ino.
ino: WELL LOOK WHOS PLAYING DOCTOR PHIL?!?!?!
me:calm down ino...
ino:OH! NOW YOURE A THERAPIST?!?! A TV TALK SHOW HOST/DR.PHIL/THERAPIST?!?!?!
CAN YOU FLY???????!!!!!!!!!
I THINK YOU CAN!
me:ino i cannot fly...
ino:YES YOU CAN!!!! IM SURE YOU CAN!!!!
mE:ino I cannot fly.
sakura:listen to her! just cuz you have a crappy life doesnt mean you can go picking on her and saying that she can fly!
ino:*death glare on sakura* WAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIFE......?
me:ino,if you dont calm down,then youll have to leave this stage..and sakura will win this 'contest'.
ino:*quikly sits down*
me:good ino....
now honestly even though I hate both of you guyz,i have to side with *gulp* ino on this one.
sakura:INO?!?!?!?!?!?!
me:yes hers makes more sense . why did you not want to be her friend any more after you found out that you both liked sasuke?
sakura:because we both thought that we had a good chance of being able to date him.and when two friends like a guy,then one friend gets the guy,and the other is left out.
me:so you were afraid of being left out?or was it that you were afraid that you would lose yourbest friend over a guy?or maybe was it that you were afraid of losing her after having good times?
sakura: I dont know,butim sure ino really wanted to be your friend even though she knew that you liked sasuke.
sakura:*looks at ino*
ino:* looks at sakura and nods head*
sakura and ino:*hug*
im sorry...
me:awwwwwwww!!!!
its so sweet!
anyways, i guess thats it for this episode of naruto talk show!!!!
good-night!!!!
ino and sakura:good-night!!!!
another another random talk show!!!!
ok im making another talk show with sasuke in it because i have more questions to ask him.
Me:welcome again sasuke uchiha!!!
*sasuke comes in and sits down*
Me:thanks sasuke for being here!
sasuke:do i really have a choice?
Me:not really but any ways lets start of this interview with a question that many naruto fans have wondered.why is your hair shaped like a chicken butt or a cockatoo?
sasuke:*angrily*because it just is.
Me:uh-huh im sure it is.
sasuke:it is and the ladies love it right ladies?
*silence*
Me: I think youve been here too many times.....
sasuke:but that was your choice not mine!
Me:freedom of speech sasuke....freedom of speech.
sasuke: I hate you.
Me: thats ok i luv me.
sasuke: you and what army?
Me:the army of me and every one else watching this tv show!
sasuke:damn
Me: thats right now next question.would you really date one of your fan girls one day?
sasuke:no
Me:why?
sasuke:because when you try to break up with a girl that is obssessed with you,shell think youre kidding and then youll never get away from her even though you never got away from her in the first place.so shell cling on to you even more.
Me:good explanation.
sasuke:why do you think im first in my class?
Me: point well taken...
sasuke:exactly.
Me:ok next question.what do you look for in a girl?
sasuke:she has to be strong,dark,mysterious,NOT A FAN GIRL,and want to be on my side to kill itachi.
Me:so basically a girl you?
sasuke:ya pretty much.and i have a question for you mandie.
Me:kk shoot
sasuke: what do you look for in a guy?
Me:I look for a guy that is funny,athletic,not too stupid not too smart,and is very social.
sasuke:you meen like me.
Me:....sasuke i said funny and very social.
first of all you are not social or funny at all even if you tried to be.
and second,I WANT A GUY THAT DOESNT WANT TO MURDER HIS BROTHER!!!!
sasuke:oh....
me:yes now next question,are you ok with all these people putting you in love stories and fan fictions?
sasuke: I guess wait, they put me in what kind of stories?!!!!!
me: nothing ok!!!!!thats all the time that we have today see you later!!!!
say bye sasuke!
sasuke:no..nbow i want to know what they say about me in these'fan fiction things'!!
me:you will never know unless you go on a website and get a life!!!
*sasuke chases me around the stage*
Me:good night!!!
sasuke:and good bye!!
me:thats the jonas brothers!!! you are gay!!!!
sasuke:SHUT UP!!!!!
me and sasuke:*still running*GOOD NIGHT!!!!
p.s. m sorry for any fan girls that are offended.
another naruto talk show
ok pplz sorry my last 1 was so short.i was typing it at school and i didnt have enough time.OKnow its time for the next awsomerific talk show.
Me:kk time for the next naruto talk show guest sasuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ok i know he was here last time but i didnt have enough time!!)ok!
Me:come on sasuke-kun!!!
*sasuke walks out and sits down*
Me:hi sasuke.
Sasuke:yeah...hi
Me:ok first question.what kinds of interesting questions have your fan girls asked you?
sasuke:well 1 week ago a girl asked me if i would mary her....
Me:and?
Sasuke:hecks no!!!!
*a fan girl stands up from the crowd*
Fan girl:THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!
Me:and youre proud about that?
Fan girl:YEP!!!
Me:im sure you are...ok next question.
Has Kakashi ever offered to let you read his book 'make-out pardise'?
sasuke:yes...
Me:and...
sasuke:*blush*.....
Me:PERV!!!!!!I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY READ THAT!!!!!
sasuke:only the first ummmm.....150 pages....*blush*
Me:DUDE THATS LIKE THE WHOLE BOOK!!!!!!!
sasuke:NO!!i didnt read the credits..
Me:ooooo..youre juvenile
sasuke:thats just to prove to you that im not a perv.
Me:uh-huh. ok next question.have you ever tried to prank one of your fan girls?
sasuke:ummmm maybe maybe not....
Me:you have havent you?
sasuke:yes
me:finally youve done something decent!!!!!
sasuke*smiles*
me:ok next question.
how good would you rate your dance moves in a scale 1-10? 10 being the highest?
sasuke:10.
me:are you serious?
sasuke:wanna see?
me:not really...
sasuke:ok your loss..
me:cant lose what you never had
*then most random thing just happened,sasuke got up and started dancing.*
Me:OMG!!!!!!SASUKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
sasuke:im dancing what does it look like im doing???
ME:I see that but for the love of god sasuke!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!!
sasuke:make me!!!!
me:ok!BOB!!!!
sasuke:b-b-b-bob????
*sasuke quickly sits down*
me:ok next question!!!
do you think that there is hope for you and sakura?
sakura:YES!!!!
Me:shut up and sit!!!!!
sakura:ok!*sits*
sasuke:absolutely and positively NO!!!!!
Me:ok thats all the time that we have today!bye!!!!
say bye sasuke!!!
sasuke:bye sasuke....
ME AND ALL THE AUDIENCE:BYE!!!!!
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