my kool naruto talk show!! ^-^

Me:ok every body we actually have some one different this time!
crowd:finally!yay!!!!
me:yes it is a double guest show this week!
sakura haruno and ino yamanaka!
crowd: *yay!* *boo!!!*
*sakura sits in the spot next to me*
*ino comes and sits down right after sakura*
sakura:HA! I CAME AND SAT BEFORE YOU!!!!!
me:sakura for the last time, its not a contest.
sakura: wayever i still beat her!
Ino: whatev billboard brow.
me:ok.... yeah the first question is for sakura.
sakura:HA! SHE PICKED ME FIRST!!!
me:for the last frikin time sakura, this is not a contest!!!!!
sakura:watever ask me the question!
me:ok miss.bossy-pants.
why do u like sasuke so much?
sakura:BECAUSE HE IS HAWT!!!!!
me:is that why? his looks? not personality?
sakura:yup
me:so if he finally asked you out one day-
sakura: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:let me finish! if sasuke actually asked you out one day, and he was a jerk to you and beat you and all that bad stuff, you would still go out with him?
sakura:yup.
me:boy are you desprate....
sakura:yup.
me:*anime sweatdrop*
me:and now ino. i have the same question for you.
why do you like sasuke so much?
ino:my reason is way better thab=n billboard brows here,
sakura:*GGGRRRRRR*
Ino:i like sasuke for his personality and not his looks.
me:*anime sweat drop* youre such a liar....
ino:ok i have to side with forehead on this one!!!!!!
me:thats all i ask is for you guys is to be honest with me and our fans...
ino and sakura in unison:ok...
me:ok next question,who do you think is responsible for you two being ex-friends in the first place?
ino:sakura
sakura:ino
sakura and ino:*sparks in eyes*
me:ok... ino why do you think its sakura?
ino:because she got all worked up just cuz we both like sasuke,whats wrong with two friends liking the same guy?
me:ok now sakura its your turn.
sakura:ok ino had put my hair like this in the first place*points to hair* because she knew that people would see my HUGE forehead and make fun of me, so she made things worse on purposs!
ino:DID NOT!!!!!!
me:please, let sakura speak ino.
ino: WELL LOOK WHOS PLAYING DOCTOR PHIL?!?!?!
me:calm down ino...
ino:OH! NOW YOURE A THERAPIST?!?! A TV TALK SHOW HOST/DR.PHIL/THERAPIST?!?!?!
CAN YOU FLY???????!!!!!!!!!
I THINK YOU CAN!
me:ino i cannot fly...
ino:YES YOU CAN!!!! IM SURE YOU CAN!!!!
mE:ino I cannot fly.
sakura:listen to her! just cuz you have a crappy life doesnt mean you can go picking on her and saying that she can fly!
ino:*death glare on sakura* WAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIFE......?
me:ino,if you dont calm down,then youll have to leave this stage..and sakura will win this 'contest'.
ino:*quikly sits down*
me:good ino....
now honestly even though I hate both of you guyz,i have to side with *gulp* ino on this one.
sakura:INO?!?!?!?!?!?!
me:yes hers makes more sense . why did you not want to be her friend any more after you found out that you both liked sasuke?
sakura:because we both thought that we had a good chance of being able to date him.and when two friends like a guy,then one friend gets the guy,and the other is left out.
me:so you were afraid of being left out?or was it that you were afraid that you would lose yourbest friend over a guy?or maybe was it that you were afraid of losing her after having good times?
sakura: I dont know,butim sure ino really wanted to be your friend even though she knew that you liked sasuke.
sakura:*looks at ino*
ino:* looks at sakura and nods head*
sakura and ino:*hug*
im sorry...
me:awwwwwwww!!!! its so sweet!
anyways, i guess thats it for this episode of naruto talk show!!!!
good-night!!!!
ino and sakura:good-night!!!!