(And you thought this problem was over.)
Logic: Well, I certainly thought that this was over. The entire concept is absolutely absurd.
Rebellion: Your face is absurd.
Logic: I'm refusing to honor that remark with a comeback....
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(Situation: Spring break has ended and so, as Eros believes, has her chance of finding romance. She is not taking it very well. Warning: contains some language ^^")
Eros (throwing hereslf dramatically over a chair): There's nothing left to live for!
Reb: Good. Now you can put yourself out of our misery.... or .... if you prefer ...... *wicked smile* I could do it for you.
Eros: Eep! Logic, Reb is being mean again!
Logic (turning a page in a book and sighing): Is that really such a surprise?
Reb: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Logic (closing her book): It means that you, my dear Rebellion, have unimaginable violent tendencies that you are not mentally able to suppress due to your lack of intellectual insight.
Reb: .... Did you just call me stupid?!
Eros: Guys! Ya'll have forgotten that I am in crisis!
Reb (more furious than usual): And you seem to have forgotten that no one gives a sh*t!
Eros bursts into tears.
Eros (still sobbing): But I may never find love!
Logic (returning to her book): Yes, and I may never find my place in this book since someone *shifts eyes toward Eros* used all my bookmarks to make clothes for her paper dolls.
Eros (wiping her tears angrily away): You two will never understand! You both are just too.... too.... insensitive!
The pathetic excuse for an alternate personality ran out of the room in a cloud of glitter. Rebellion yelled after her.
Reb: That was a pretty big word for your little brain! I'm surprised your head didn't explode!
Logic (thinking to self): I am surrounded by idiots and I'm never going to escape. Dear God, am I having a crisis too?
(Well, before Logic starts to question her purpose, which takes forever, I'll end the post, oh and btw i've been looking for random anime pictures on photobucket that look like my characters. so here's the one i found that looks kinda like how i pictured Logic:
ttyl!)
(Situation: "What are we doing here?")
Rebellion: Whose stupid idea was this?! I mean this is so *goes into long string of unspeakable profanity* retarded!!!
Logic: Oh, do pipe down, Reb. We're all sick and tired of your pointless rantings.
Reb: Pointless rantings?! You're one to talk about "pointless rantings"! You can hardly speak without becoming a human lecture machine!
Logic: I resent that remark! You are a complete and utter *lecture ensues*
Rebellion stretches out on the floor.
Reb: Fine! All right! I give up! Just stop talking!
Eros (waking up): Did someone say something about talking?! Because everyone knows that i love to talk. It's like the best thing ever!
Reb: ...
(End, for now. This is why poor moonshine7 gets a headache every time she is presented with a decision. I mean they argue about absolutely nothing! In any case, that's all for the time being. bye!)
~moonshine7 / shadowslayer7~
