Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

TELL ME A JOKE. I'M NOT LAUGHING.

Do I exactly know what the hell is going on anywhere? NO!
-3- Did you guys know that on teennick (who even watches that channel???), at midnight they have a thing going on called The 90's are ALL THAT. You know, that little all that saying in this yellow dude's mouth? FROM THE 90'S?? And they play Doug, and Hey Arnold! and Kenan and Kel, or whatever, and all these other old Nickelodeon shows..... and they have these mash-up commercials from old shows and that Kenan guy talking about the 90's, and they make little songs to it. IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD. All I can think of is that dude going "The 90's! 8D" and some other trippy shit. .... I watched Hey Arnold! though. It's pretty cool. XD OH! I remember the name of that one show, Recess.... or something.
I'm sick. Yep. I'm in my death bed. They're pulling the plug on me when Hey Arnold! comes on. XD Just kidding. My throat is super sore though, and it's been hard for me to sleep all night.... Never wear footy pajamas while your sick and get really cold and really hot easily. FOOTY PAJAMAS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL UNCOMFINESS.
GAHHHHHH MY THROAT. Water, y u no help????? I've been all sneezy and my nose is all runny..... why cruel fate!?

I tore through our storage shed and made it all the way to the back. WHICH IS AN AMAZING FEAT THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW. Any of you guys ever had a storage shed? You'll probably know what I'm talking about. I got out my moms old turntable, which was missing a few pieces and broken. The, uh, black plastic thing you put the, uhm, the uh..... disk-things on is melted (I think I did it when I was at least four, to tell the truth...), and the needle is missing. Plus all the wires had this battery acid-type stuff on them, so... yeah. I CARRIED THAT HEAVY-ASS THING DOWN TO MY HOUSE IN THE RAIN AND GOT A COLD BECAUSE OF IT. Now I gotta' take it back.... :c I also accidentally got out a multiple CD player thing, WHICH WAS ALSO BROKEN. And because I am intelligent, before I tested out the turntable I brought down a box of those.... disk-things. Hmm my brain doesn't want to work today. WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT IN SCHOOL. MWAHAHAHA!

I HAVE DRAWN NOTHING AS OF LATE. Though I want to.... BUT I am in a creative writing class, so, uhm, yeah. That didn't have anything to do with that...... So I will be updating An End today; we wrote these creative nonfiction memoir thingies, and because I didn't want anybody to know what the hell was going on I wrote it in my dream-like images style. Thing. She said that it needed to further address character, setting, dialogue and the plot. But that is fine. Why? Because it is. o-o

GAHHHHH EDGE THOSE STUPID AQUA POD THINGS.

Uhmmmmmmmmmmm yeah.... that's pretty much all there is to it.
The 90's were creepy e-e
Ciao!

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What is up mah home
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Man, out of all of the classes to fail, I get to fail foods class.
Where you cook food.
And then make record of that.
And watch videos about food and safety and stuff.
.........HOLLABACK!
Look at me being intelligent over here!
Gosh.... it seems like I had something important to say- oh yeah! I remember! :D I moved into a new house! :D:D:D:D It's right next to my old one :D fantastic! It belonged to my great aunt. :D Who died. :D Who I lurvled. :D And who's house I'm now trashing. :D
D: I feel pretty bad about living in her old house D: I mean..... D: The day before she died, I was talking to AngelsCryTo about how horrible I would feel if she died then we moved in. D:

ANYWAYS
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IMA GO PARTAY FOR X-MAS
WOOP!
I've been eating cookies for a while.... they're nasty......
Isn't it odd how if you just replace one letter in the words "tasty" and "nasty" and they can turn into each other? I find it odd.......OH YEAH
I'MA PUT UP ANOTHER STORY ON AN END
SO Y'ALL BEAH HOLLERIN' BACK NAOW, YEH HEYER?

GOD I HATE SPELL CHECK
AND ALL OF YOU
lol jk, feel the lurvles.
Maybe.

Harvest Moon!

Hey guys! It's the Harvest Moon Festival! (I only know this because I'm playing Animal Crossing for my GC and it's playing cool music and I can see the moon's reflection in the water T~T) Sooooo if you get a chance you should go out and look at it, because it's one of teh signs that Summer is ending and Fall is ahead. :3 Ima make me some toasteh bagels and look at it. >D
Happy Harvest Moon Fest!

*Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn*

OLLO MAH PRETTIES IT ISH MONNNNDAYYYY!
How has your sleepy Monday been? *yawn*
You know, yawn is a funny word if you just keep repeating it over and over again in your head..... yawn.
I've been giggly all day. It's hard to think straight. D: And everything comes out in random gushes, so I can't type/talk correctly without changing topics every thirty seconds. U.U
Sleeeeeeeeeepyyyy.......
Urgles
I guess now it's five.... I can hear the town clock ringing.
Ah, well. I just figured I should post something because there's nothing going on. Bye!

I Wanna' Go Yarn Bombing

It's where people go and knit around things at public places, like fire hydrants, trees, mailboxes, bicycles, and even whole cars and buses have been yarn bombed.

I want to learn how to knit now, and go yarn-graffiti the town. There have been yarn "gangs" too, being Knitta Please, YarnCore and Knit the City.
While it's still counted as illegal vandalism and/or littering, they say that it's more likely the cops will laugh at you rather than give you a ticket or do anything serious.
I wanna' go Yarn Bombing, guys.