Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

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What is up mah home
eez.
Man, out of all of the classes to fail, I get to fail foods class.
Where you cook food.
And then make record of that.
And watch videos about food and safety and stuff.
.........HOLLABACK!
Look at me being intelligent over here!
Gosh.... it seems like I had something important to say- oh yeah! I remember! :D I moved into a new house! :D:D:D:D It's right next to my old one :D fantastic! It belonged to my great aunt. :D Who died. :D Who I lurvled. :D And who's house I'm now trashing. :D
D: I feel pretty bad about living in her old house D: I mean..... D: The day before she died, I was talking to AngelsCryTo about how horrible I would feel if she died then we moved in. D:

ANYWAYS
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IMA GO PARTAY FOR X-MAS
WOOP!
I've been eating cookies for a while.... they're nasty......
Isn't it odd how if you just replace one letter in the words "tasty" and "nasty" and they can turn into each other? I find it odd.......OH YEAH
I'MA PUT UP ANOTHER STORY ON AN END
SO Y'ALL BEAH HOLLERIN' BACK NAOW, YEH HEYER?

GOD I HATE SPELL CHECK
AND ALL OF YOU
lol jk, feel the lurvles.
Maybe.