Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Hey~

Ni hao!!
I should definitely be sleeping right now.... buuuut.... oh well!
I signed up for an awesome RP >w< it was one of the ads on here, called Legend of Edda.... and I fell for it. >w< It just looked so cool!!!! And it's awesome! It has great graphics, and since I've never really played one of these, er, MMORPG things before, or however you say it, I'm kind of confused by all of it, but I'm learning! It's awesome! And not totally pointless and borin, either. -w-
But we got out of school early, my lovely crickets- er, watchers, yeah, watchers..... because all of the crickets are dead! -w- In the middle of december, after who knows how many snows, there are NOT still supposed to be crickets oiut and chirping, and grass growing green and nice pretty flowers!!! D:< It ticks me off.... but now there isn't any crickets! Or flowers! :D So HA!

Stuck on writing, plot lines for stories and things not there.... hm..... that's pretty much it! Jaa-ne~!
(Maybe I shouldn't start these with Chinese then end it with Japanese, you know, it's not exactly the smartest thing to do....)
Oh, and if you wants to play the game, go to gamescampus.com, and after you sign up for it and everything (it's perfectly safe, just a lot of memory) you can pick which games you want to download and stuff. -w- Info, info...

Hey~

Ni hao!!
I should definitely be sleeping right now.... buuuut.... oh well!
I signed up for an awesome RP >w< it was one of the ads on here, called Legend of Edda.... and I fell for it. >w< It just looked so cool!!!! And it's awesome! It has great graphics, and since I've never really played one of these, er, MMORPG things before, or however you say it, I'm kind of confused by all of it, but I'm learning! It's awesome! And not totally pointless and borin, either. -w-
But we got out of school early, my lovely crickets- er, watchers, yeah, watchers..... because all of the crickets are dead! -w- In the middle of december, after who knows how many snows, there are NOT still supposed to be crickets oiut and chirping, and grass growing green and nice pretty flowers!!! D:< It ticks me off.... but now there isn't any crickets! Or flowers! :D So HA!

Stuck on writing, plot lines for stories and things not there.... hm..... that's pretty much it! Jaa-ne~!
(Maybe I shouldn't start these with Chinese then end it with Japanese, you know, it's not exactly the smartest thing to do....)
Oh, and if you wants to play the game, go to gamescampus.com, and after you sign up for it and everything (it's perfectly safe, just a lot of memory) you can pick which games you want to download and stuff. -w- Info, info...

*crickets*.... Woo?

Blarrrrrrg~ Midterms this week.... woo! Failure! :D
Oh yeah, I'm back again lD you guys miss me?????
*crickets*
..... Wooo! You guys, what a crowd! No, please, please, quiet down, quiet down, you're all too modest.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............. Writing block sucks. :(
That's all I really have to say! Yes! I just to let all of you lovely watchers know that I'm alive. -w- Maybe.... Jaa ne!

No means no!

WARNING THIS MAY SCARE YOU!

Dear People of The Web

Guy: "Can we have sex now?"

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No means no!"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as "I'll kill any idiot who would do this to my girl!

I hate men who do this. It's just sickening.>>

No school!

WOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooo Christmas break!!
No school!
Going to be bored to death.... D: There's not much to do around here..... but oh well! Woot! Merry Christmas~, Merry Christmas~