Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Artist Meme!

Meme stolen from Ryochi30! I'm so evil!

When did you start drawing?
When I copied a gaara picture in 6th grade, then saw my friend could draw really good so I started XD

Which hand do you use for drawing?
Mah almighty right hand!

Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Hmmm....I guess girls XD

Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
It's funner to draw long hair >w<

Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
I like it better when the head is facing to the right...I don't why, just
easier XD

Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
A front view slightly to the side XD I suck at front and side views >w<

What do you have problems in drawing?
Drawing hands, feet, and legs... they are very very mean D:

What do you like to draw?
Swirly things and mah OC's -w-

Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Traditioinal all teh way! >:D Except for those little play drawings I do on paint... but I don't really count them XP

Where do you start drawing from?
The top of the head, then I work my way down.

What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Hmm.... I draw the main body and maybe a shirt and an eye, then I wait two months, and add in the rest XD

Any tips for coloring/shading?
Just shade wherever it feels right XD And colour in good colours >w< *bricked for being stupid*

How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
Couple of months maybe XD Or a week, depends on my procrastination levels XD

What music do you listen to while you draw?
Anything set with my mood XD

How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
Forever e.e I haven't draw in...months....

Your favorite drawing utensils?
Normal pencils and crayola coloured ones. Period.

Your favorite color that you use a lot?
Purple :D

Your favorite style(s)?
Just normal -w-

Are you satisfied with your current art?
Current? Hmm..... yeah, sort of... (finally got some good heads!!! :D)

What kind of artist are you aiming for?
One who can do abstract and draw people very well -w- and sort of combine them...XD

Insanity!!!

Well, I found this audiosurf video I had been looking for for a while and it just blows my mind @.@ Never heard of audiosurf before, but this is just awesome.... and seven minutes long XD with a second part! But you don't have to watch all of it... just watch some and see all the transfixing mindboggledness!!! @o@
and for those who want to see part 2, I'll put that up also, just in case XD
And I'm sorry to teh people who aren't that fond of vocaloid and all my nerd stuff >~< It'll change soon, trust meh trust meh....

I ish a mermaid :D

Well, I might as well start out with a little quiz >w< stolen from Luna Chan :3

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[X] You like to read your daily horoscope. (...It's neat to look at! >.<)
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3/10

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[ ] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[X] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[X] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[X] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4/10

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[X] The best superpower to you would be to fly. (the ultimate best -w-)
[X] You are very shy.
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[X] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 6/10
 
Gnome/Dwarf:
[X] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[X] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[X] You are an isolationist. (I HATE people! Most of them -w-)
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelery.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[X] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper. (Even if it doesn't show...XD)
Total: 7/10

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[X] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[X] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side. (very easily...)
[X] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5/10

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[X] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[X] You like to collect shells.
[X] You use sea items as jewelery or decoration.
[/] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it. (mostly just about the sea XD)
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that. (big stupid oil spill >.< Yeah, that ticks me off...)
[X] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 7.5/10

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[X] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6/10

Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shape-shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[X] You lack self control.
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[X] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6/10

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[X] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 4/10

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[X] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[ ] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[X] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[X] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 4/10

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 4/10

Centaur: 3/10
Elf: 4/10
Fairy: 6/10
Gnome/Dwarf: 7/10
Harpy/Siren: 5/10
Mermaid: 7.5/10
Vampire: 6/10
Werewolf: 6/10
Wizard/Witch: 4/10
Zombie: 4/10
Satyr/Faun: 4/10
I suppose I'm a mermaid...eh, go figure XD