Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Disney Quizzy!

Meheh, I decided I wanted to do some of these quizzy things -w- :D
So I stole it from Pikmin541 8D

Cinderella
[X] One of your parents is dead (I didn't know this was going to be the first question D8 What a great way to start a quiz, eh? Just delving in there huh??)
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[X] You love to dress up (I feel pretty and witty and-*bricked*)
[] You love animals
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[] Your mom is really strict
[] that's just because she got knocked up
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[X] You're afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[X] You have left your shoes at a friends house before
[X] You have blond hair
TOTAL: 5

Belle (Beauty And The Beast)
[] You've kissed someone your friends didn't like
[] You've been lost in the forest
[X] You love to read
[] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[X] One of your family members is a bit weird (my aunt keeps dead birds in her freezer ._.')
[X] You have done volunteer work
[/] You have a wild imagination (sometimes ;c)
[/] You love to take care of people in need (people I like XD)
[] You've had guys like you only because they think you're pretty
[X] You've rejected at least one person when they've asked you out
TOTAL: 5

Jasmine (Aladdin) :
[] Your dad is VERY rich
[] You are very clever
[X] You've been with someone way different from you
[/] You're unique and different from everyone else (who knows?)
[XXXX] You'd never marry someone just because they were rich
[X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[] You don't have a lot of (good) friends
[/] You're independent ( as in I sometimes like to do things on my own)
[]You are wealthy
[]Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 4

Ariel (The Little Mermaid) :
[X] Your parents expect a lot from you
[X] You really try to follow the rules, but its hard for you
[/] You're a bit of a trouble maker
[X] You're the youngest in your family
[] You have a lot of sisters
[X] You collect something
[] You have/had long, hair
[X] You have/had a pet fish (used to obsess over fish XD)
[/] You're extremely curious
[/] You believe everything people tell you/you're a bit gullible
TOTAL: 6.5

Snow White :
[]You know that you're beautiful
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[] You have at least seven good friends
[XXX] You've almost been killed (several times as a child XD)
[] You've had food poisoning
[X] You have/had short hair
[/] You get along with almost everyone
[X] All of your friends are different
[/] You love to have a good time
[] You're happier when you're out of the house than in
TOTAL: 4

Mulan :
[X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[X] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[X] You've pretended to be someone youre not
[] You've had a physical fight with someone
[] You have/had considered running away from home
[] Your parents try to plan your life out
[] A lot of your friends are boys
[X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[] You love your family so much that you'd do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 4

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) :
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[X] You almost died at a very young age
[] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[] You have a decent singing voice
[X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[] You spend most of your time outside
[] You're adopted
[] You're very romantic
[]Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 2

Pocahontas:
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[X] You are more spiritual than religious
[] You've been in an interracial relationship
[X] One of your family members is dead (D:)
[X] Someone you know has been in war
[X] You love nature
[] You have/had black hair
[] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[] You're very adventurous
TOTAL: 4

TinkerBell (Peter Pan) :
[X] You get jealous easily
[/] You loved your childhood
[X] You like to fly
[] You believe in magic
[] You're 5'2 or under
[XXX] You hate pirates (NINJAS!!!)
[] You love sparkles
[/] People underestimate you
[/] You get angry easily (sometimes I get more frustrated XD)
[] You have/had a treehouse
TOTAL:4.5

Alice (Alice In Wonderland) :
[X]You have/had a pet rabbit
[/]You love to play cards
[/] You constantly need to know the time
[X] You get in sticky situations
[] You have been to court
[] You have fallen asleep while doing homework
[] You have had a tea party
[] You love hats
[X] You are constantly lost
[] You know how to play croquet
TOTAL: 4

Meg (Hercules) :
[] You're boyfriend is strong
[X] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before
[/] You are very convincing
[] You have fallen in love before
[] You have had your heartbroken
[X] You love Greek mythology
[X] You lie sometimes
[X] You pretend to be someone you're not
[X] You have been used
[] Purple is one of your favourite colours.
TOTAL: 5.5

You know, when I was a kid I watched The Little mermaid non-stop, and always wanted hair as long as hers. Always. O_O I freaking obsessed over that movie XDXD Then I watched the story where it truly came from, and cried ;A; it was so sad!! But anyways.... Wooo, I'm Ariel, somehow.... yet another mermaid! What is it with me and mermaids???

I ish a mermaid :D

Well, I might as well start out with a little quiz >w< stolen from Luna Chan :3

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[X] You like to read your daily horoscope. (...It's neat to look at! >.<)
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3/10

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[ ] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[X] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[X] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[X] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4/10

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[X] The best superpower to you would be to fly. (the ultimate best -w-)
[X] You are very shy.
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[X] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 6/10
 
Gnome/Dwarf:
[X] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[X] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[X] You are an isolationist. (I HATE people! Most of them -w-)
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelery.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[X] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper. (Even if it doesn't show...XD)
Total: 7/10

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[X] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[X] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side. (very easily...)
[X] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5/10

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[X] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[X] You like to collect shells.
[X] You use sea items as jewelery or decoration.
[/] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it. (mostly just about the sea XD)
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that. (big stupid oil spill >.< Yeah, that ticks me off...)
[X] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 7.5/10

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[X] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6/10

Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shape-shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[X] You lack self control.
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[X] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6/10

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[X] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 4/10

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[X] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[ ] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[X] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[X] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 4/10

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 4/10

Centaur: 3/10
Elf: 4/10
Fairy: 6/10
Gnome/Dwarf: 7/10
Harpy/Siren: 5/10
Mermaid: 7.5/10
Vampire: 6/10
Werewolf: 6/10
Wizard/Witch: 4/10
Zombie: 4/10
Satyr/Faun: 4/10
I suppose I'm a mermaid...eh, go figure XD

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