Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

NOT EVEN ANY PUNS?!?!?

OK, SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ANIME THAT'S EVERYWHERE ON HERE??????
I mean, it's a nice change up from those romance ones where all the little girl wants is someone to really love her, but.... what is going on??? It's kind of, I don't know, AWKWARD.
Ok, I just had to get that out. I never thought I'd see an anime with ads about how a girl wants to be a slut. XD It looks kind of funny, but I'm not biting. XD