Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!!!
..... I wanted to do that before it was too late D:
It's pretty sad though, haven't been on all day. We went trick or treating the thirtieth instead of Sunday... beause really, Sunday Halloween? No, just no...
Didn't get much candy this year.... Hmmm.... well, probably because we were only able to go to one social neighborhood out of... two, I believe. Nowhere else really... But all I know is that there was a nice Halloween evening, which was only ruined by the fact that there are CRICKETS still out.... I mean really? Crickets in October? How stupid..... BUT, of course, Halloween Sunday exploded (at twelve o' clock in the morning), badly, and of course the Halloween Sunday is still going on and is still wreaking havoc on the day :D.
Just to let you guys know, I am now using a HELLO KITTY JOURNAL that probably came from McDonald's, BUT AREN'T I COOL YAH??????? XD
And I just now figured out that if you hold down both shift keys, to get a second symbol on the keyboard, it still works as if you're holding down one ._. Just thought I'd throw that out there....
WELL HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!! MAY YOU GORGE YOURSELVES ON CANDY, THEN CHOKE AND DIE ON IT OR GET CAVITIES!!!
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Lolwuuuuuut? XD