Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

MOAR songs!

I have more videos to show. 8D Isn't everybody excited?!?!?
. . . . Well allright then! They're by this person on youtube; their stuff is awesome! Go check 'em out!!!

Sonic Paradox >w<

Omg you guys. Guess what? I got the old eggman bouncing around my screen as my screensaver. It's the best. Thing. EVAR. XDXDXDXDXDXD
It's from the people who made those sonic shorts.....XD http://sonicparadox.webege.com/ the website, it's awesome! I'm so glad I decided to rewatch all of those... XDXDXD
Best. Thing. Evar.