Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

FLURRYING

Everything was all flurrying today, so we had no school lD
Maybe I should have posted this earlier.... ah, well. XD
So, I had a great day lazing around and doing nothing. XD It was quite exciting, especially when I got up to go get food, then sat back down again. lD
Ze house is all decorated, or semi, an I was forced to eat a stupid candy cane because it freaking broke! Candy canes are SO unreliable.....
And it's still flurrying outside! (Is that the ight word for it? Hmm, maybe not...)Come christmas, I'm hoping to have at least *counts on fingers* three... four.... five projects done! :D and then, put up three. lD
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo enjoy your days of homework (or lack thereof-w-)!

EDIT//
Ah, yes, and doens't it seem that whenever it tells you that your post thingy has been posted it, it's like someone telling you "Congratulations! It's a boy/girl!"? Or is it just me? Eh, whatever, random thought.