Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Stealer, or the stolen? O_O

Birth month:
[ ] January - I kicked
[X] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[ ] April - I crushed
[ ] May - I wacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[ ] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt
Day of birth
[ ] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[ ] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lituania)
[ ] 11 - Eduard von Bock (Estonia)
[ ] 12 - Raivis Galante (Latvnia)
[X] 13 - Lovino vargas (Italy Romano/ S. Italy)
[ ] 14 - Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain)
[ ] 15 - Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)
[ ] 16 - Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)
[ ] 17 - Heracles Karpusi (Greece)
[ ] 18 - Sadık Adnan (Turkey)
[ ] 19 - Tino Väinämöinen (Finland)
[ ] 20 - Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden)
[ ] 21 - Vash Zwingli (Suitzerland)
[ ] 22 - Peter kirkland (Sealand)
[ ] 23 - Im Yong Soo (South Korea)
[ ] 24 - Roderich Edelstein (Austria)
[ ] 25 - Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary)
[ ] 26 - Natalia Arlovskaya (Belarus)
[ ] 27 - Gupta Muhammad Hassan (Egypt)
[ ] 28 - Holy Roman Empire
[ ] 29 - Denmark
[ ] 30 - Iceland
[ ] 31 - Norway
Favorite Color: (In his/her)
[ ] Red - Eyes
[ ] Orange - Legs
[ ] Yellow - Head
[ ] Green - chest
[ ] Blue - "Vital Regions"
[ ] Turquoise - Knee
[ ] Violet, or Purple - Arms
[ ] Pink - Heart
[ ] Brown - Feet
[ ] Gray - Eyebrows
[ ] Black - Butt
[X] White - Nose
Zodiacal Sign: (With a)
[ ] Aries - Plush
[ ] Taurus - Spoon
[ ] Geminis - Book
[ ] Cancer - Tortoise
[ ] Leo - Fork
[ ] Virgo - Bucket
[ ] Libra - Shoe
[ ] Scorpio - Scissors
[ ] Sagittarius - Pillow
[ ] Capricorn - Cup
[X] Aquarius - Fish
[ ] Pisces - Knife
Color of the shirt you're wearing (with because):
[ ] Red - I'm insane
[ ] Orange - I like squirrels
[ ] Yellow - I wanted to
[ ] Green - It was my destiny
[ ] Blue - My mother told me to
[ ] Turquoise - I love pasta!
[ ] Violet, or Purple - I'm bored
[ ] Pink - I'm a princess
[ ] Brown - I love Chocolate
[ ] Gray - I'm very sad
[X] Black - I'm emo
[ ] White - I like it
[ ] None - I'm invisible

I kissed Lavino Vargas on the nose with a fish because I'm emo. XDXDXD
Yeah. That's some soul penetrating stuff right there. I weep at the sight of these words. XDXDXD