Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Believe it!!

COMIN' UP ON SIX YEARS ON HERE. I've deleted all of my old worlds and a few old pictures, but my avatar has stayed the same. I think that is my avatar for all my accounts on the internet, actually... I'm not that big of a Naruto fan anymore, though. But it is still pretty awesome. How can you not like Naruto? Like, what is even wrong with somebody who hates it??? Are you like, pro pirates or something???????? Juuuuuust kidding.