Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

EL OH EL

Guys. Guys guys guys. Guys. Hey you guys. I painted two fingernails on each hand purple. I think
That is
The style
Nowadays?
AnYWAYS. I am majorly into homestuck-I would like those of you to know who are still on here- and I think it is AMAZINNNGNGNG. Maybe I will add a picture. Maybe not. Who knows?? o.O I sure don't.
And I like Welcome to Nightvale. You (yes, you specifically) should check it out right here ---> http://feeds.feedburner.com/WelcomeToNightVale