Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Keychain Flashlights! :D

I'm at my cousin Christy's house right now.... it's 10:15 pm. She has this giant fuzzy dog, this big fuzzy cat, and her old scotty dog Balie, or however you say it. The cat rubs up against all my stuff and gets it's spittle on it.... >> XD like my pencils..... the scotty dog and the cat are currently having a war.... the big fuzzy dog just seems like a big fuzzy wuss.... and her cat's just a naive house cat. I wish it was as skittish as my nanny's, though. XDXDXD It's so easy to freak out her cat. XDXD
Anywho, my cousin wanted to give my a night light, so if I woke up in the middle of the night I'd be able to turn something on, but all of the, like, six night lights belong to her daughter, Caroline.... and she gave me a fishy one, and I asked for one that was a lady bug, except when it lit up, all these stars and a little moon were on it's back, and it all shone on the ceiling and I was like "FWAH OMG!!!!" so.... I made the mistake of asking it in front of Caroline.... Instead, Caroline says she wants and needs both of those, and the rest too, and my cousin says she'll give me another one. I hear them talking to eachother in Caroline's bedroom, and then Caroline comes in to give me my nightlight she decided I could have! And guess what? It's one of those mini flashlights that you put on keychains! :D:D:D:D:D lD XDXDXD
Yeah..... Eh, I thought it was hilarious. XD They live in this big uptight neighborhood, where you have to ask some eejit if you can plant a wittle garden by your house, and you have to ask what you can put in your wittle garden. ._. Wtf..... but she hasn't, though, they've just been growing stuff. XD And they got all this money, too! They have big fancy cars, and big fancy stuff, giant a** closets, three bedrooms, big flatscreen TV with HD (rhymes!:D), and so much more..... and yet, I get this wittle bitty keychain flashlight for a nightlight.... lD XD
Wait... I think they're arguing about it.... eh, wever. XD Caroline's pretty spoiled... I think she's crying over it now.... yeah. Spoilt. Is that the right way to use the word "spoilt"...? I don't think it is.... I would like to know.... Her mom sleeps with her in her bedroom... of course, I slept with my mom until I was in, like, 5th grade or so, sooooo..... I don't feel like being a hypocrit today.
.... I heard stomping..... must've thrown a quiet little tantrum..... XD
Oh, and zoe, can you tell me brooke's phone number? Because she called my house, and my cus told me she called my mom's cell, but in her message to the home ohone she didn't leave her phone #..... that a**. XD I listened to the message and I was just like, "...... you...... mother.... ducker..... you a**wipe......" XD

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