Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Is ME

Yep, totally redid my world. I am no chick, either. If I were to be a gender, I would be a gay prince. That's me.
Life has been okay. Most of the time I'm just a lonely mutha.
Back in college. I really don't want to fail. Because this school is the bomb. But I hate school, so it's kind of strange. Everybody is like, "If you don't like it, you can just drop out!" And I'm like, "fy." I am from this deadbeat nowhere town. I don't even want kids. All I want is to get a good job and be recognized for something good, not for going back home and couch surfing for the rest of my life.
I'm gonna' try to guarantee a good future for myself. Wish me luck, babes. <3

Life: 02/21/15 | By: gaaraskittygirl | 5 comments | Tags: oh god

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